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assassin’s apprentice is crazy fitz is like eight and he’s running around the castle eating dog food and getting drunk his dead gay dad’s alive gay best friend is a functional alcoholic who hates him he has play dates with patience who sits there and says you’re mommy’s special idiot fitz you’re mommy’s special little fucking idiot and then he hangs out with his bastard granduncle (?) who lives in the walls and is doing night assassin school because of a verbal contract fitz made with the king who is also his grandfather that is for some reason legally binding even though fitz was roughly six and hiding under a table at the time and he lives his entire life getting beat to shit by his betters and then having to live in the same castle as them forever and if heeee says anything he’s a trifling little nobody whore. regal tries to murder this fourteen year old and everyone’s like fitz why can’t you just get along with your uncle 🙄 when now he has EPILEPSY and it’s the uncles’ FAULT and he’s staging a COUP and nobody GIVES a shit. and the FOOL is there.

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the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity

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i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

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solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

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top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

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i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

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Being hot isn’t enough, you need to be weird too.

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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I came up with this three-way table to help me (and now you, if you want) to rate things out of 5 stars. I was thinking of books and films when I made it, but you can probably use it for other stuff.

The idea is that you rate the thing on how much stuff you loved and how much stuff you hated, and those things weight against each other. There's only one way to get 5 stars or 1 star, so those should end up as the rarest ratings, wtih 3 stars being the most common.

'Spicy' means that the thing inspires emotion, whether positive or negative, while 'bland' means it doesn't affect you much either way.

An example of a 3-star (spicy) - for me personally - would be the Twilight series, because there's plenty of garbage in there but also some things that are like crack to me. I can't think of an example of a 3 star (bland) because by nature they don't stick in the mind.

(This also assumes giving 0 stars isn't allowed. That'd throw it out of whack...)

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thank you mother

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i wish people understood the phenomenon of transphobic/transmisognistic abusers portraying trans women as this evil scary threat to nature and trans men as soft misguided "women" who need to be corrected and are victims of transgender ideology and how despite both rhetoric being rooted in transphobia, one is way more severe and still prevalent even among queer spaces.

i wish people didn't downplay how malicious transmisogyny is, not only is it a tool transphobes and terfs use to infiltrate our spaces, but it's a tool that can literally kill the girls in our community. socially isolate them and kill them. and it's disappointing seeing other trans people especially people like me downplay such things and the severity of it when I cannot think of a single transfem mutual of mine who hasn't dealt with this shit online. not one.

i feel like "we are faggots they're trying to kill us" is in the right direction towards general assimilist queer discourse but I hate how it's used to shut up trans women and racialized queers for explaining the layers of oppression within the community that is still displayed subconsciously or not.

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I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

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It was a good day for an unhinged Gale drawing :>

Edit: Okay, I shan't call it a doodle 😅❤️

(Twitter prompt)