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there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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I don’t give the shrimps junk food for 12 hours and they start high-risk feeding strategies already…

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i made a list while i was hiking apparently

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daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

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lemme grind my pussy on this stalagmite real quick lol

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merry homestuck eve everyone - dont forget to leave out faygo and gushers for hussie tonight

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Happy #MarioDay everyone!

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Shout-out to the little girl at work who started crying when she saw a tarantula not because it was scary but because “it’s so fuzzy and I can’t pet it because there’s glass”.

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Sat there and watched markiplier lose his shit over letters from no one that made him start to question his own existence.  So I dedicate this to him. 

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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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why are you blue

Eiffel 65 did it to me

emotionally though it's the trauma

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idk i think a lot of the online left is people swindling each other into developing moral ocd for no reason

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god didnt give me a penis because he knew id stick it in the yussy just once to know what it feels like.

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