nothing bad has ever happened at a minecraft banquet and that is true with the community farm banquet.
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BABY. LITERAL ACTUAL BABY LOOK AT THEM
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love it when the lore decides that the mod supposed to help with lag is a canon god that may or may not be malicious
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Girl bulge is allowed in the Qsmpblr server
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Anytime idk what to draw I just doodle Tilin or Juana Flippa 🫡
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also btw had my first qblrsmp dream last night
dreamt i mowed my irl lawn but when i got back inside i saw every single cut blade of grass was on my minimap as a dropped item, and i needed to pick them up before the dark magician deleted them all, but panicked that i didn’t have time and couldn’t find my magnet upgrade so i ran out the door to pick up as many as i could and. that woke me up
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YES!!!!
I love qblrsmp “arguments” such as is it morally okay to try to send a 3 year old to prison for bringing a T-Rex to a baby fight
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Minecrafters grab your pickaxes, and catch up on the QBLR QUARTERLY!
what's up guys, you just found the internet's first hellsite smp! what's qblr you ask? well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific: my brother you are on qblr. this is the qsmp fan tumblr. some of us made a server. and now, let me learn you a thing about all the events and mishaps that happened on the server this week!
the server opened with players and creatures running around the world trying to survive the first nights on a modded world, to varying degrees of success
as days pass, residents begin to encounter monsters tough enough to warrant better lodging and armor. with these reinforced shelters and better gear, the residents begin to form friendships!
the friends share food, homes, and gear. sounds like communism. are they communist or something? actually, that makes perfect sense what with the minecraft and all.
residents sort themselves into groups mostly by timezone and playstyle. being a server inspired by the qsmp, timezones mean that groups speaking different languages stick together and build together.
the french build a stone circle, form a traveling band, and create an inn providing basic necessities like food and beds.
others make their own homes, and an axolotl pond pops up!
the hispanic folk also have a lovely start, with cozy furnishings and no other reports from this side of the server.
and now, a reading from r/EnglishLivingSpaces. white jacaranda walls. plain spruce floor. circular room, with a 1-wide 2-tall window for each 5-wide edge wall of the circle, two windows total. green bed under the window, facing a log pillar in the center of the room. two stacks of loose papers on the right side of the room. a sign reading "r/malelivingspaces" placed next to the bed. this has been a reading of r/EnglishLivingSpaces.
the server celebrated 4/13 by having a fruity rumpus cult party. festivities included drugs and alcohol introduced by some of the mods installed on the server.
and now, the gubby.
bad boy hooters opened to celebrate all the big booby badboys out there in the wild. i always do appreciate a good use of the expression hooters. and as a safe house from the nightmare stalkers that seem to be thriving on the fear and pain they cause, it gets many a visit.
residents continue to build and decorate, with fun and games in between.
folks play for reasonable amounts of time, with two days played in 5 days of server uptime by one ambitious player.
finally, everyone is building interiors to their houses now, with the dining room being a popular place to take photos.
some late bloomers also complete the exteriors of their -- that's not a house, thats a taqueria.
and the first week on the server closes with absolutely nothing ominous happening.
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imagine Pac's reaction to his two sons disappearance. His boyfriend gone, he haven't seen his friends in a while....and now his kids are gone
It's his destiny to be alone, isn't it?
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Little photo dump of the 40 minutes I spent on the server during the first Saturday carer and creature event, including a mini dance party on my roof with new egg daughter Halo and fellow egg carer Soup!
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