ben-10-incorrect
ben-10-incorrect
Let's be real, they probably said something stupid
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Pretty much what it says on the tin. Feel free to submit quotes that aren't too inappropriate and please provide a source if you have one. Shippy quotes are ok as long as it's not incest/pedophilic ship.
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ben-10-incorrect · 5 years ago
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Kevin: Every ten years, Jormungandr, the great snake that encircles the Earth, releases his tail and threatens to destroy the planet.
Gwen: I have several science-based questions.
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ben-10-incorrect · 5 years ago
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Charmcaster: I once played poker with a deck of Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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ben-10-incorrect · 5 years ago
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“I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately. The bad news is, we’re crash landing.”
- Kevin Levin, literally every goddamn mission
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ben-10-incorrect · 5 years ago
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Kevin: I thought I told you to get gas! 
Argit: We're broke, remember!? What was I supposed to do: fill the tank, shoot the guy, and drive off? 
Kevin: Mm hm. 
Argit: ... Now you tell me! 
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ben-10-incorrect · 5 years ago
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Argit: Hey, if hiring a dude to do all my work and paying them a small part of my paycheck while I go get a meatball sub is a scam, then THIS IS A HUGE SCAM!
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ben-10-incorrect · 5 years ago
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Gwen: Julie and I did not go to the prom together! Our dates were sick and we went stag
Julie: In retrospect, we should have cancelled the horse-drawn carriage, but hindsight is 20-20.
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ben-10-incorrect · 5 years ago
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Albedo: [explaining "high stakes" tic tac toe] in the case of a draw, both players are killed.
Ben: Haha, love this. Extreme tic tac toe.
Albedo: Now, Ben, that's the only rule: if there's a draw, we're both going to be killed. Ok I put an X in the center.
Ben: What happens if I lose?
Albedo: You'll be killed, and I'll live.
Ben: I see. Bottom left corner.
Albedo: Ok, I put an X in the middle left. Now really think hard about what you wanna do next here, Ben.
Ben: I'm gonna go...
Albedo: One of us can walk away from this, or-
Ben: Middle right!
Albedo: ...Ben, why would you- I said-
Ben: If I'm going down, you're coming down with me, Albedo.
Albedo: X bottom right!
Ben: Circle. Top. Left.
Albedo: See, why are you doing this?! You don't want one of us to live? Kevin, are you hearing this?
Kevin: A lot of people ask me "Kevin, what's the best part of being a part of Ben 10′s team?" And I never know what to tell them. But at least now I'll be able to conclusively say "not the part where they play audio tic tac toe."
Albedo: But this is what I'm saying Kevin-
Ben: Where you gonna put yours, Albedo? Game's not over.
Albedo: Kevin, you're watching this killing game, and you're gonna walk away from it with no friends. Do you want no friends or one friend?
Kevin: At this point? Right this second?
Ben: Your move, coward.
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