#source: incorrect-jjba

[neo-zone]

Julius : "You're so funny". Thank you. My twin soul wiped out my memories because he foresaw me trying to stop him to the point I didn't know I had siblings, I came from neighboring enemy kingdom, and my magic derived from Supreme Devil. He then proceeded to use me and my three younger siblings as necessary tools to manipulate without our knowledge and consent, all for his long-planned large scale mass murder scheme in the name of achieving world peace and equality

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

meryl mei: where’s usagi?

jodio: doing stuff.

meryl mei: i... don’t like the sound of that. where’s dragona?

jodio: trying to stop usagi from doing the stuff.

meryl mei: and paco?

jodio: trying to stop dragona from stopping usagi from doing the stuff.

meryl mei: i see... and what are you doing here, jodio?

jodio: i’m supposed to stop you from stopping paco from stopping dragona from stopping usagi from doing the stuff.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Caesar: You want me to say that I'm sorry?! Is that what you want?! Okay! I'm- Joseph: Shh. Caesar: (shocked, to Lisa Lisa) He just shushed me! Lisa Lisa: Caesar, look. You've gotta be just a little bit more under- Joseph: Shh! Lisa Lisa: (now offended) Don't you shush me-!

[nami-moittli]

Jotaro in part 4: *sigh* I miss my daughter Josuke, I miss her a lot

[thehyperrequiem]

Johnny: Would you please not look dramatically off into the distance when you say that? It makes me feel worse.

Gyro, staring dramatically off into the distance: I don't know what you're talking about.

[totally-correct-ducktales]

"Yeah, I could go for some pizza, too. Nothing complicated, just a pizza margareta from Napales."

—Huey Duck

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

[wispisstillverybored67]

Gyomei: More importantly... Where are Iguro and Kanroji?

Sanemi: D'ya think they're playing hooky?

Tengen, shameless: Maybe they're makin' sweet, sweet love! Crazy kids... to be in love!

[blunderbusstanut]

Leyley: *Enters the school cafeteria. Walking past a table where Friend B, Julia, and Nina sit.*

Friend B: Yo, Ashley!

Julia: Are you gonna eat? Instead of sitting all by yourself, why don't you join us?

Leyley's thoughts: Perfect. A self-absorbed jerk-off, a moron and a bitch. Three people I have absolutely nothing in common with.

Leyley: Sorry, gotta study. Maybe another time.

[cupcakes-are-ours]

shun: where have you been?

kouichirou: i was sunbathing by the pool

kenta: with your school uniform on?

kouichirou: yes. why not?

[shadow-coolness]

Gio to GER: Take his ass to the timeloop.

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

Diavolo: NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!

[i-will-eat-your-spleen]

Bucciarati to his younger gang members: Cmon, I wanna have a talk with you. You know, I like our little intimate talks while we’re on the swing. Makes me feel like I’m your stepdad. Taking you to the park, spending some quality time with you. Otherwise, your mom’s gonna make me sleep on the couch. And oh boy, I don’t wanna sleep on the couch

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

dragona: i just wanna say- i'm part of the lgbtq community. and this is my little brother jodio. he's an ally. talk, jodio!

jodio: *holding a lighter* ally!

[razumairon]

Friarielli, mimicking Prosciutto's voice with a yellow colander on her head: you'll never be a true assassin unless you don't get up everyday at 5 am and don't brush your teeth

Formaggio, Melone, Sorbet and Gelato laughs their ass out of it while Illuso tries not to laugh, Pesci chuckles, Ghiaccio is quite confused and Risotto just looks at her with his usual expression

Friarielli, still in Prosciutto's voice: what's that noise you're making? Laughter? Never heard of it. Work hard, Friarielli, and maybe some day you will have an ass like mine

Prosciutto suddenly appears behind Friarielli and everyone immediately stops laughing

Friarielli: ass. It's not working for you? I thought it was pretty good

Melone, whispering: it's Prosciutto!

Friarielli: of course it's Prosciutto! Who do you think I'm doing?

Prosciutto: *loud ahem sound*

Friarielli: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

(It was again @rizowasnever 's fault)

Italian translation because Italian memes>>>>>>>>>>>any other kind of meme

Friarielli: *le cade uno scolapasta giallo in testa mentre cerca di prendere qualcosa in alto*

Quasi tutta la Squadra ride o ridacchia

Friarielli: che c'è?

Formaggio: oh, niente, Prosciutto

Friarielli, imitando la voce di Prosciutto: *si guarda un attimo la testa, si mette le mani sui fianchi* non sarai mai una perfetta assassina se non ti alzi tutte le mattine alle 5 e non ti lavi i denti

Formaggio, Melone, Sorbet e Gelato si buttano via dalle risate, Illuso cerca di non mostrare che la scenetta lo fa ridere, Pesci ridacchia, Ghiaccio è molto perplesso e Risotto la guarda accigliato

Friarielli, sempre imitando la voce di Prosciutto: cos'è questo rumore che fate? Risata? Mai sentita nominare. Lavora sodo, Friarielli, e magari un giorno avrai un culo come il mio

Prosciutto compare silenziosamente dietro Friarielli e tutti smettono di ridere

Friarielli: culo. Non vi è piaciuta? Mi sembrava carina

Melone: *sussurrando* è Prosciutto!

Friarielli: certo che è Prosciutto! Chi altri dovrebbe essere?

Prosciutto: ahem

Friarielli: *facendo un salto* OH PORCACCIA TROIA

[angstandhappiness]

BAH HAH oh dear

Julius : "You're so funny". Thank you. My twin soul wiped out my memories because he foresaw me trying to stop him to the point I didn't know I had siblings, I came from neighboring enemy kingdom, and my magic derived from Supreme Devil. He then proceeded to use me and my three younger siblings as necessary tools to manipulate without our knowledge and consent, all for his long-planned large scale mass murder scheme in the name of achieving world peace and equality

[thehyperrequiem]

Crossover Incorrect Quote - Unexpected Forecast

[Pepperman traveled far long and wide to the place where White Lily Cookie's sleeping body resided and when he got there, he didn't see White Lily at all, he sees Weather Report laying on the pedestal with a TV Guide in his hands] Pepperman: White...Lily? Weather Report: No. Pepperman: Oh, thank peppery goodness! Where is she, buffalo man? Weather Report, reading the TV Guide: She’s on her honeymoon. Pepperman: “Honeymoon”?! With whom?!

*Accidentally in Love starts playing in Pure Vanilla Cookie and White Lily Cookie's Honeymoon*