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basically everyone wants me dead because of cuteness aggression
#i am always saying!!! we should make ben so much more evil!!!!!#i am picturing the genghis khan music video. fyi#ben in his little white styling pantsuit… WAIT OH MY GOD#i was like how can i make this ben/adam/sam because at all times that is what i am rotating but i was like ?? there aren’t three characters#AND BUDDY LET ME TELL YOU!!! THE WIFE!!!! i don’t know exactly how this works but just. source just trust me.#I think ben should be allowed to be an evil super villain who can get away with everything. idc make him megamind if you want but imo#that feels like an adam/sam situation. yes adam is megamind yes it’s them winning jet lag and adam needing sam to compete to be able to win#yeah ben is the one character who always gets saved. that’s literally all i remember from the movie beyond that the superhero plays guitar#and i can imagine sam out of everyone having the most white boy identity crisis of i’m gonna play the guitar. he is lovingly so stupid.#anyway as you can tell in my mind palace that movie is also an ot3? but also you can tell how much I actually remember of it#i just see Ben’s evil villain wanted poster being his Photo Booth pictures. you understand what I am saying. also like. put him in whatever#situation possible. silly appreciated but not mandatory. intergalactic space crimes? the mob? art heists? superheroes? austin powers? yes &#jet lag season pitch:#also this is literally just to prevs but RIPPP they don’t want bordy dead they already murdered him#and they’re whipping him around like a sopping wet milk webkinz. borde my worstie my hatred spirit my incorrigible terrible meow meow.#you do in fact incite some irrational form of cuteness aggression kill on sight in sharks dev team & management. we love you though
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Landscape embroidery by Carolina Torres
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This is for a call center. Lmao
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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’
and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL
#i mean. adam. I’M A PARALEGAL#ben is op of course. and while i don’t know if i see sam as a teacher#i do have to recount the unfortunate experience i had of waiting for these men in vests to LEAVE their STUPID TABLE after they’d paid#& the sushi place was clearly packed & i know they were finance bros in town for a conference likely but i would love sam the finance bro#in a little vest doing a wine tasting when ben walks in to get pasta and they hit it off. and adam is a paralegal.
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Never nude Sam not clickbait ?
one time I saw his upper arm (insane farmer’s tan btw) and blacked out. AND YOU CAN TOO:
#WHY IS HE RIPPED LIKE THAT#oh prevs sameeeee ->#let us see your abs sam come onnnnnnn we’ll be so normal about them. so normal#the miles of overlap of eroticism for me personally like. i was about to talk about coming from the world of peak sexuality simultaneously#being the two inches of skin between your socks and your padded shorts and the inch of wrist between your jersey and glove and then#i had to think!! about the fact that sam plays hockey!!! he probably loves wearing eight thousand layers!!! girl go tarps off for us PLEASE#in hockey it really is you get lian bichsel naked but for a towel over a dick and the clothes the admin photoshopped on#or you get twelve layer mcgee with a slutty turtleneck taped jersey wrists and ancient full body underarmor. and if you so much as SEE#a whiff of ankle you simply pass away. anze kopitar can you take your shirt off please. and sam lives in there!!! he’s in that realm!!!#it’s also so funny to me that we have adam and ben shirtless in a creek with brain eating bacteria on camera for a good like. five minutes.#which to be fair i am incredibly not normal about in a good many ways but have we ever. like i thought for a second in the post#that’s queued before this one i might see a hint of hipbone (also a delicious victorian-ankle flash style of moment. to me. perhaps one of#my favorites) and i nearly passed out. throwing up clawing at the bars of my enclosure etc etc and i’m just saying perhaps ADAM also feels#like that or else he would not have looked at him like he wanted to eat him alive. ben the fact that i could not see your face haunts me.#AND THE FARMER’S TANNNN the farmer’s tan… ooh girl shock me like an electric eel baby girl paler than an arctic seal. pale!! forbidden!!!#which is SO funny bc i am a chronic shirt off runner & i simply assume this is true for everyone if you are forced to run in the disgusting#heat. it doesn’t matter if i started with a shirt on we will get midway through a run and it is hanging off my neck. if you simply forgo#the shirt in the first place you can put sunscreen on which is helpful imo. but that looks like a man who never takes his shirt off 🫡 rip!!#and this too i can eroticize let me tell you!! a shirt so soaked through with sweat it clings and defines the hidden shape that you almost#but can’t quite see!! eternally the erotic is not the garment but where it gapes quote. in this case the fantasy of what lies underneath#is intriguing in a way that it perhaps would not if the skin underneath were not unknown. which i think is where i might like to lean ben#into this because he’s the one that says this is a nebula exclusive and i think he would like that no one else sees it but him and adam.#the layers of intimacy (literal) involved. knowing that sam is secretly super ripped and pale and theirs underneath there. and in some ways#also dignifies them as special because they get to see what nobody else does. i love the they make him feel sexy angle also unfortunately#he is TOO aware of his ability to not know that people would find him attractive now but perhaps we can have some self-esteem issues#for the bit. and imaginary backstory. what i’m saying is i wouldn’t mind sam abs but i also wouldn’t mind sam secret soft tummy#that he’s like :/ i can’t get a six pack :/ about. also venturing back into the torture realm i think they all already clearly think#it’s fun to make each other do things and thus i also feel a way about them making buff sam do things & be delighted like oh no i can’t do#that & i’d never want to. ur wild for that. but i think it’s fun when u do that. also i need sam to manhandle them re: him hoisting adam up#& ok freak time idk why i’ve talked around it so long but i have v much meant like sam picking them up to fuck against walls. endurance usw
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sam stripping on the ad read and adam encouraging him so much is still so funny
#i don’t think they make words for the wounded noises that just came out of my mouth watching this. the still was two posts above this#and to see the video. IF I KNEW HOW TO MAKE GIFS IT’D BE OVER FOR EVERYONE!!! INCLUDING MYSELF!!! HOW DO YOU MAKE GIFS!!!!#there is a two second interval that makes me feel off my hinges and i have watched this on a LOOP oh my god. vital to me. sam looking#to ben first as he starts to pull it up but then to adam for PERMISSION? sam staring at adam until he looks at him & my god was that a LOOK#like first of all we already knew that adam has massively unfair beautiful eyelashes. this is a fact of life that no man can resist adam’s#beautiful pleading 🥺 eyes as evidenced by exhibit 183748218 of people just. giving adam things or helping adam out when he asks if ‘this is#so stupid but we’re playing a game and is there any way…’ and the answer is yes they’ll do their utmost best before the words even leave#his mouth. but in THIS CASE adam’s beautiful eyelashes are committing the cardinal sin of letting me see that he fully gives sam a onceover#up and down and then ohhhhh ‘follow through sam’ i need to go lie down on the floor. sam bashfully looking for approval to strip#his little hands.. on the hem of his patagonia… the hat almost knock off before he actually takes it off the way he’s still trying to#justify being in just a t-shirt like ‘we’re in Dallas and we’re heading south’ baby girl adam wants to see you naked it’s fine.#ben is more than pleased to be here for whatever psychosexual violence you two are inflicting on each other and my GODDDD if i haven’t had#a draft saved for so long that is possibly the first draft? in my tumblr? if not like the second that was just like well. sam saying adam#always pushes him. adam pushing sam while he says no knowing full well that’s not what’s going to stop what’s happening and sam having all#the power in the world to actually make it stop and futilely saying no with tears in his eyes because he wants it so bad but loves to not#admit it. has this evolved somewhere to perhaps include a humiliation kink i’m not sure because i feel like sam losing is perhaps cathartic#in some ways like he doesn’t like it but you know that one post where it’s like ‘love how the human brain has this reaction where it goes#ooooo i don’t like that that’s scary… awooga new kink unlocked’ <- the gist not the actual post aldjskaj but that is partially what i want#like adam pushing sam exactly to his limits because he knows what they are and of course sam doesn’t LIKE it (he does) (but he doesn’t)#(if you understand what i mean where it’s like. scary in the moment perhaps or you don’t like it but you do actually it’s just a little#uncomfortable or you don’t want to like it or you think you don’t you know? i say as i make no sense). & where is ben in all of this u say?#well. currently Off screen so i can’t analyze HIS reaction which is a crime but he’s either in the torture chamber with adam or they play a#mean boyfriend nice boyfriend shenanigans. adam will do sam’s weird little self-punishing kinks and erotic scenarios of control#& ben kisses their foreheads and has nice vanilla-ish sex. i am sooo specifically thinking of a dynamic where raff was ‘mean’ to joel#and laughts was like ok guys are you doing your thing? that’s nice. and still involved but not necessarily Mean to joel. that exactly.#no sorry i just watche it again i’m still not over adam MAKING EYE CONTACT then slowly dragging his eyes down sam’s body so that he KNOWS.#i have just listened. to adam’s giddy little giggle at the end. whether it’s that sam did what he said or he got sam to take clothes off or#he’s now shy because he was watching sam with such longing like sam goes BACK. AGAIN. for confirmation & justification that he needed to#take his shirt off & it’s fine & they want it ohhh sam initiates but adam makes him follow throughhh & ANOTHER THING for my freakitude. sam#untucking his shirt from his pants like ok 😭😭 ok!!! the smidgen of hip and then ALSO collarbone… oh i would love to put u in a tkachuk cut
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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical
#i don’t know if i can do it. but i need to see ben like this. sorry not sorry.#are we finally gonna get the vision i have been threatening ever since hearing the group therapy video!! where ben is always the one#to compromise!! and i quote from my beloved friends: ben talks so much less than you think!!! ben big people pleaser but good about it.#as in people can’t necessarily tell he’s pleasing or masking they just think he’s like that all the time. i KNOW we joke about#ben switch time but i am just thinking. ben on vs off and ben knowing exactly what they want him for which is that he’s happy and funny and#what happens if he can’t do that for them!! or if he’s not what the viewers want on the channel!! sorry that i love the panopticon of it#all but worms are in there like adam needs the presentation of perfect ben needs the presentation of effortless & sam needs the performance#the metrics and the trend and the -stetics. so out of all of that where they’re (adam and ben) so conscious of Being they don’t stop to#think about how ben’s Being as much of a performance as they are and how hard that is!! like i just feel like. you know how there’s all#those articles that talk about the unknown and unspoken divisions of labor where sometimes people simply do not stop to think like. the one#piece that was like i have a beautiful marriage and i love my husband. i almost divorced him. because of the dishwasher not being run that#was the underlying all of this is a complete and total mind shift that needs to occur or like. when the mom blows up about unappreciative#because of the unseen work like in their own ways i see how adam and sam think they’re doing everything possible and i just want sooo badly#to see that blow up of ben doing the lion’s share of emotional labor and concession. perhaps in a when was the last time anyone asked what#i want and honestly I don’t know as if that article comparison is really one to one but I like the core of it that sometimes there are#things that are work that you don’t even stop to consider. and not to be like I need Ben’s dramatics of you don’t even know how difficult#it is to be funny all the time BUT Lucy Dacus I don’t want to be funny anymore dot mp3. like in ballet where the point is to make it look#effortless despite the strenuous work and ohhh I want Sam and adam to fuck up sooo bad and be like but we don’t expect that from you we#don’t make you you’re just so beautifully and naturally pleasant and funny!! and ben is like THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK. THIS IS REALLY NOT#REASSURING. and once again we have come back to my white whale of a fear of not being loved if someone were to know the whole truth of you#where ben is like. I feel as if perhaps there is something here about me you are not understanding & yes I would need sam & Adam to prove#that’s not true. the mortifying ordeal of being known etc. but also may be fun to have to have ben say one mean thing every single day#or one thing that’s not filtered like i’m sure his therapist has words about it!! radical optimism can sometimes be unhelpful! if you never#get to give ur ‘bad’ emotions somewhere to go they just rot. put ben into debate club. make him voice opinions. LET SAM & ADAM HAVE HIM BE#MAD AT THEM!! LET THEM GET USED TO IT!! ben it’s not healthy if you can’t have conflict in a relationship!! eternally i need them to be#able to say i don’t like you very much right now but i still love you. that is the hallmark to me. ben get evil 2k forever. bc there’s ALSO#a version of this where we see it through sam and adam’s eyes of how much they’ve taken for granted AND BEN QUITS JEG LAG?? like sorry this#has also been percolating and running the train tracks of i feel like these themes of ben getting fed up of being the one to concede are#probably somewhere in divorce au. is this character arc in divorce au but ANYWAY i mean to say ohh how delicious if ben leaves or threatens#and sam and adam have to cope with that… see ben as he is… idk it’s boiling in there that’s not there yet. tl;dr: BEN
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their child has also strung so many items (trains) together!! Sam really needs to reevaluate smh
#softly: don’t. don’t do this to me#anyway. releasing the demons to say jet lag wish baby fic why ELSE are there so many challenges where you have to take care of something!!!!#the egg!! the pumpkin!!! the djungelskog!!!#i mean i need to go lie in a hole that it’s SAM who comes up with the it’s our baby bit i don’t know what to do with my HANDS#i think there’s a lot of interesting ways you could take this which are a) classic wishbaby pops up on your door because of longing#and you have to take care of it but i think in a way a more abstract version like in the girl who circumnavigated fairyland where you see#glimpses of the future child in the present like a little kid waving at sam from across the gondola in a moment where he is particularly#endeared & in love and i just had to type that SO fast so i could catch up to my brain yelling ADAM AND THE TRAIN CAR OF TRANSIT ORIENTED#CHILDREN ADAM AND THE TRAIN CAR OF TRANSIT ORIENTED CHILDRENNNN so like not quite a time travel but almost like a ‘the spirit of jet lag’#metaphor-ish where each of the seasons as they undergo growing pains with each other you get the parallel of the kid that they’re raising#OR simply that they just. refer to jet lag as the baby no actual child involved and argue about it like it’s the baby. which makes early#season discussions and complaints of sleeping and eating SO funny because what do you do with an infant!!! struggle bus. irregular sleeping#and eating. there is also simply another version where one of them gets baby fever (adam? sorry adam. i know you’re not even here but i#think every day about how sam and ben are just like you’re going to be such a good dad. although sam baby fever would be fun & interesting#and much like ben is very good at pointing out cool birds i think he could have a bloodhound nose for cute babies. adam playing dress-up#with the kids sam building them little models ben reading them stories do you seee where i am goinggg (to go lay in a ditch)) and THEN now#that i have drumpt up them doing these things i have had to reckon with some kind of terrible child care au or YouTube channel geared toward#education. who is a single father who is the child care worker and who is the YouTube star that is the ONLY thing the fussy child will#sleep to but also. adam our single father does enjoy it. rip yes i could flip it any way but my heart says kindergarten teacher ben in his#bright outfits voiceover sam in the wendover and single dad adam. work from home finance bro? does he co-parent?#[and also I didn’t get to say that potentially fun would be sam & ben having baby fever ABOUT adam like they want to see him be a dad.]#jet lag season pitch:
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good morning it is no longer so late and I am no longer so tired and I am still quietly screaming about sam
#stopppp stop stop stopppppp#his little SMILE. KILLS ME EVERY TIME. he has such a beautiful little frog smile. like a little shark almost.#like are those dimples or am i losing it. adam and ben can you jam your thumbs in there for me this is for science OH#blasted with the absolute vision of adam and ben side by side bullying sam almost challengers style except sam is NAWT in zendaya control#of that it’s just ben and adam both kissing sam’s dimples and i can’t decide if i want them to pull a full challengers & work their way to#fully kissing each other so sam has to watch and contemplate his life (obviously i have not done enough emotional backstorying to this to#tell you anything about anything. are adam and ben trying to drag sam in? are they competing for his attention? both of them looking for a#promotion so they’re seducing their boss and accidentally each other? is sam secretly zendaya-ing them actually? is this a sam doesn’t#think he’s interested like that -> sam included but watching / sam figuring out by watching them that he actually would really like it if#they kissed him and kept doing that actuallyyyy come back please? SAM TIED UP AND THEY’RE TEASING? kiss him on the cheek & make him think#the torture is that he can’t do anything about it & they can do whatever they want which is terrible and he learns what’s even worse is not#being touched? idk. i’m sure if i kept spitballing we would hit infinity because i don’t have ANY emotional beats i just see sam’s#beautiful cheeks and i go actually i’m going to die if someone does not put their hands on him. palms FLAT on his face the way you kiss a#pet on the forehead squinchin his cheeks) OR if this’s a they just keep kissing him on the cheek dimples no further complications. j’aDORE#casual intimacy & mistaken/misunderstanding of cues and i just feel!! like they are so casually affectionate!!! add in the scholarship of#my beloved friend snackboyz we know he has family in france and you know what are the French FAMOUS FOR. AIR KISSES. PLEASE GOD LET ME BE#GIVEN THEM WITH THEIR GOOFY LITTLE BITS and how they do try to have some like. cultural references and understanding of context to go along#with their travel and i can just see so clearly air kisses becoming a Thing like. Adam looking something up on his phone and he and Ben#(also before we get any farther let it be said i have just crystallized I’m probably imagining this as like. a tag season? set in France?#it could perhaps be anywhere or anything else but this next part only works if it’s a hide + seek or tag where they get to switch partners)#and like. ben and adam start the air kiss bit OR MAYBE IT’s a cuRSE (before you speak you have to introduce yourselves in French & do a#proper greeting) so that it becomes like. routine or they’re just goofy and decide to do it but they catch sam and Ben leaves he & adam do#their goofy little air kiss to have the time start/hand off EXCEPT SAM DOESN’T KNOW. VITALLY. SAM HAS NO IDEA THEY HAVE AN AIR KISS BIT. he#doesn’t look that hard doesn’t see just does a hunhhh??? like thinks ben and adam hugged or ben kissed him or SOMETHING but then adam’s not#paying attention & just offers his cheek to sam or taps it and sam is like 👀🫦 and adam’s just like ??? kiss AND THEN SAM KISSES HIS CHEEK.#adam: enormous blush. what is he gonna do though tell Sam he meant an air kiss??? no. absolutely not. adam now has sam kisses on demand#(somehow there is also a conversation where sam is like uhhh bc um ben kissed adam so he can’t? possibly? & adam doesn’t understand & is l#like no it’s for the GAME sam. which is how we get ready & willing to commit. he’ll do anything for the views. does Sam have opinions on#adam’s stubble. does this continue with Ben because of COURSE adam texts Ben about it like ohhh my god & Ben weapon of mass evil is like oh#don’t worry. i have a plan. *demands kiss five times per day or w/e look i don’t have all cylinders firing here*) & THEN. at the end of the
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new zealand !!! sorry theses are taking so long lol
#NEW ZEALAND MY BELIVED MY FAVEEEE HI TOBYYYY#also!!! here to say!!! no need to apologize!!! i am overjoyed that this exists at all a concern of how long it takes is not even on my mind#which. think i can speak for everybody (that i know here) about that. anyway back to your regularly schedule yelling of THIS IS SO CUTEEEE#it’s all my favorite moments 😭😭😭 the water park… sam blindfolded… Toby’s knitting.. OKIHAU EXPRESS#THE RUGBY BALL MY GOD THE RUGBY BALL 😭😭 doxxing myself to say that as someone who has played rugby. i promise it is not that hard to kick#especially (this is one of the few layover eps i did get to listen to i didn’t renew/buy my sub yet & won’t until i run out of elite sens#brain) when you ACTUALLY DROP KICK IT 😭😭 like the other part is that there was no clarification so i assume they used sevens rules#(drop kick no tee) but why would they not simply use 15s (YOU CAN USE A TEE) unless they did not know? the difference? (yes tho i think bc#this season is the one where they really couldn’t do a lot of field testing or run-through because they changed and scrapped it so much)#art!!!
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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame
#i mean me. but also#this feels like a very fun plot point to give sam who said yeah i needed to convince myself to be okay with losing#meanwhile rip adam you are gripping the sink#is ben the sink they are both gripping.#<- is that divorce au. in a way. i have just realized but also on its own feet i Would Like It (all three options)
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No particular place to go, Emmanuel Monzon
#that bit where sam & michelle are driving and he says this is the route i take home#possibly the storm chasers or the Route 66 tags.
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
#i have not hit it yet but there is. notably. a lemon curse. so this feel relevant#also this is adam’s entire work up to cutting that orange with the card except it is fairly easy#in the edit at least. he definitely complained and had a way better attitude because someone was with him#but he was like i promise this was soooo hard 😭😭
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