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I'm noticing a trend in Superman movie toylines where Lex appears, but doesn't put on his power suit.

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Current pet peeve in YouTube videos:

"*slightly mangles a word in narration* WHOA! I am SO sorry! How the hell did THAT happen? *reads the line correctly*"

Like, it happened because you left it in? Because you didn't edit it out like you were supposed to?

I know this only bothers me because I've been editing my own mistake-ridden narration for years, but I'm genuinely confused by this trend in like, game reviews and stuff.

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Imagine thinking you're SO special because your parents named you, "Hero Boy," but then you board the Polar Express, a literal train to take YOU to the North Pole, and who do you find there?

"Hero Girl."

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Just discovered you could do this last night.

Freakin' love this game, dude.

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This diva...

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State of the gaming setup.

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The idea of Spider-Man being a TV Entertainer before becoming a superhero is kinda funny, because imagine being an average thug in New York, trying to break into a business after hours, when you hear a small, unfunny joke at your expense before beholding Jimmy Kimmel descending down upon your ass in a 10 story dive.

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Hey kids, ya like Superman Figures? Ya like Superman Shorts?

Well, come check out my new video about the Fleischer Superman animated shorts and the McFarlane DC Multiverse figure inspired by them!

Link here!

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No spoilers, but IDW Sonic #79 feels like an entire 4 issue arc squished into one somewhat underwhelming issue sandwiched between the current main plot for no real reason.

(and certain character dynamics from past issues are pushed aside for this, btw)

I generally like the book, but I think the current long-running ongoing formula is losing steam, tbh.

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Damn, seems I've slipped into the universe where Neo Metal Sonic's ears were ALWAYS red on the inside.

Curse you, Nelson Mandela!

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Toku fan henshins/morphs on YouTube and stuff are so funny cause you look at them, and it's like, "Man, you REALLY don't want to break that expensive toy, do you?"

Also, please speak up. Your parents will get over it.

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I know I said in my gaming backlog posts that I was gonna do Superman, but I'm playing Zelda now.

Naturally, I chose the bestest name ever.

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Livin' in a furry society and having to see your bird buddy's weird-ass feet all of the time.

How tf did this lizard chick get tits? STILL no arms on the snakes? Damn.

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Did the Boom Studios Power Rangers comics ever actually explain WHY a willingly evil Tommy is able to use the White Ranger powers explicitly forged in the white light of good?

Best answer I got from a Google search is, "because he's just that cool!" and I don't feel like diving into a book that looks pretty unappealing to me just for this answer.

And I'm not talking that weird power stealing shit I know he does later. That seems to be a later ability he gains.

Explicitly, when he stole them from AU Jason, how was he able to do that?

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The Lilo and Stitch remake was my first fandom 9/11 in May, and that finale was my second one.

RTD hit the fucking Pentagon.

finale so bad it unites the fandom

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The best part about most YouTube reviews being filmed mainly from the waist up is that you can sometimes just take your pants off to combat the combined heat from your lights and the humid Alabama summer.

New Uncle Benis video is being aimed for later this month! Stay tuned!

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I have now watched the Reality War.

My thoughts, in summary: