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Cats are secretly geniuses, I'm pretty sure that cats are smarter than me sometimes. I'll be there for you, to keep the doctors from being weird. Hey, it could happen, don't get snippy.

I'm amazingly lame, you still like it.

My cat is smarter than me, if I’m honest. I guess, I don’t really know. I’m scared of doctors. I will cry. I can do that. Just shut up with me having an addiction cause it’s not likely to happen.

You’re really lame.

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I hope @benjiboy doesn't notice what I've done. #haha #Imfunny

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Your cat is smarter than most grandparents, to be honest. Which is kind of weird, but also appreciated Yes. They'll probably tell you to take advil or something else. Just because addiction can jump up and bite you in the ass.

Excuse you, I am hella cool.

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What the heck is a Baby Tubbington? I'm taking you to the doctor, because I'm pretty sure you split open your stitches and potentially made the wound bigger. They're probably not going to give you more pills, because they're going to be afraid an addiction is going to start.

Pokemon sheets would make me look at least nine.

I know, but it needed to work faster it was so bad the pain. I know and now I have no more pills cause I took them all. I’ll be in a lot of pain tonight. What about my house? Will you watch me there? I think I need a doctor again and then I won’t bleed everywhere. Hey… Wanna spend the night at mine. Baby Tubbington called to tell me he missed me. 

Blue, gray, stripes. Things that don’t make you look five.

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Aiden, you really shouldn't mess around with the medication. It's prescribed that way for a reason. I should watch you more when you're in my house. I don't want you getting hurt and bleeding all over the place.

What bed spreads are acceptable?

I took two of them because the first one didn’t work fast enough for me. Yeah carpet cleaner will fix it right up. I’m sorry. Don’t make me feel bad. Because I really do. I promise, I’ll buy you a new one.

You can like them. But you can’t have them as a bed spread.

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Because they're called pain relievers. Well, at least it was just a little do... It looks like someone had their period on my bed. On my bed. You... Christ, Aiden!

I still like dinosaurs.

How was I supposed to know they’d do that? Yes… like a little dot on the carpet. Your bed spread is ruined. Like it looks like some girl had their period in your bed.

Babe, you can’t have them anymore! You’re to old for that anyways. You should be happy I ruined them. Think of this like a favor.

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@AIDENNNNN: @benjoyboy JUST HER BECAUSE TWERKING IS COOL.

@Benjiboy: @AIDENNNNN After changing his screen name, teenager tries to twerk.

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They're... Pain relievers. So of course it would stop hurting. My carpet and my bed spread? Aiden! 

I like dinosaurs.

It stopped hurting after I took some pain relievers. I felt like I was flying, so I thought why not play soccer. I’ll buy you a new carpet and bed spread. Dude, didn’t we out grow dinosaur bed sheet spreads like ages ago?

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@AIDENNNNNN: THERE IS NO GUIDE TO AIDEN BECAUSE IT'S STILL BEING WRITTEN. #bitchesicantbetamed #likemileycyrusbuthotter

@benjoyboy: @AIDENNNNN Teenager appears to listen to female musicians.

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@itsgabbybitch: @benjiboy No one is given a guide to Aiden! It's just guess work. #yousaidit

@benjiboy: @itsgabbybitch You'd think a certified genius would be able to figure out a teenage boy #no

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So... You injured your foot less than twenty-four hours ago. And you thought it would be a good idea to go around and kick a ball. I'm going to pick you up and carry you. You are bleeding all over my things.

How do you know? It’s like blood is every where. It looks like someone got murdered here. I wasn’t walking I was playing soccer! I found the balls you kept in your room. 

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@itsgabbybitch: @benjiboy I'm not sure Aiden to totally to blame if you were idiot enough to give him your phone #realtalk #ilikehashtags

@benjiboy: @itsgabbybitch No one gave me a guide to Aiden. #realtalk #boyneedsamanual

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It doesn't need to be amputated, just stop walking around and let me wrap it back up.

I don’t think this is normal. My foot is bleeding! I think my foot needs to be amputated!! Now everyone will think I’m a hobo. Guys, my life is over.

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@itsgabbybitch: @benjiboy you're right. I'm sorry. It's not funny at all.. #butreallyitis

@benjiboy: @itsgabbybitch I need insurance to cover what he does to my things. #likeagoodneighbor #statefarmistheretotakecareofstuffyourfriendbreaks

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@itsgabbybitch: @benjiboy oh my god! I'm trying not to laugh..

@benjiboy: @itsgabbybitch It's not funny! It was depressing, I love that phone.

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@itsgabbybitch: @benjiboy you and me both, Ben. Luckily mine is still working.

@benjiboy: @itsgabbybitch Mine was too... Then I let Aiden play with it and he threw it in the sink.