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pre-movie rumira "rivalry"

bonus:

please support me on P@tre0n, it's the only reason i'm able to make and post so many little comics like this (it's 50%🔞 content tho, just a heads up <3)

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concept art zoerumi making me shake tremble and bark

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my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

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The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

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HUNTR/X + Dynamics: Height Difference

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feeling extremely threatened right now

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what it comes down to is you'll be a lot happier as a big world-ending dragon than as a little human. you should violate those taboos. they were never going to be on your side in the first place

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(´・ω・`)

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i fw citrus suspicious ngl

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we've seen "celine and the 1 + 2 children she didn't ask for"

get ready for the next installment: "celine and the 2 pets 🐯🐦‍⬛ she didnt expect" <3

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h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

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He’s got a side quest

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Dolce & Gabbana f/w 2023

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ciao

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slowly becoming the designated DIY guy of my household not because of any skill or training but because im the only person with the hubris to say 'fuck it hand me a drill how hard can it be." highly reccomend it because it gives a butch thrill that cannot be matched. i understand why suburban dads are like this now. im unstoppable.