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When I said I was feeling hot when writing smut, I DIDNT FUCKING MEAN IT AS BONE FEVER

God as I said before I am not your strongest soldier.

But too bad I am too invested in this shit to back off

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Finna continue the rodimus smut tomorrow cause life happened (parents who can’t act like adults cause one of them has narcissistic personality disorder and the other has borderline personality disorder) and I am not exactly in the mood to be writing about railing rodimus senselessly and slutting him down after having been hysterically crying for two hours straight. Quite the turnoff if i say so myself , So if anyone has any ideas to get the mood back please do.

(Pls no white people solutions; no hate but they won’t work in an Egyptian household out of all places.)

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I’ve found these in the local fathallah near me and they reminded me of starscream, yes I know starscream is based on F-16 jet, but which one of those is the closest to his alt mode? Cause I am planning to get one but unsure of which one

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Real.

Ginger Snaps (2000)

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Do y’all ever think about the Constructicons and how their way of courting is probably through impressive builds?

Complaining about a pothole or the roads being shitty, and they just spawn in ready to fix it in record time. Please praise them afterwards and tell them their paving skills are unmatched, they wanna be told how cool and sexy they are.

Something wrong with your house/habsuite? Just bitch about it around them and now you have personal inspectors building you something entirely new, and loudly complaining about the previous builders scrap.

Reward them with a smooch and watch Mixmaster, Scavenger, and Long Haul get blushy and giggling like dorks.

Bonecrusher huffing and crossing his arms like he’s also not blushing and his spark isn’t thrumming.

Hook has his plating puffing all proud of himself.

And Scrapper getting bashful but acting like his knees aren’t shaking.

Just say the word and they will destroy or build anything for you.

They live for a little praise and a smooch, please give them kisses.

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Transformers Body Parts

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The names of the Transformer’s body parts as in their real names, not hands but servos. Now I really don’t know the names of these body parts so if you do can you write a post about it and I’ll update this to match it.

Head area  Brain: Processor / Brain Module  Head: Helm Face: Face plate - I never would have thunk it! Ears: Audio receptors / Receptor Orifice / Audials  Nose: Enstril / Olfactory Sensor Eye brow: Optical ridge  Eyes: Optics Mouth: Intake Teeth: Denta/Dentas  Tongue: Glossa Head armour Helm - Helmet in case you couldn’t figure that out.  Mouth place - look at G1 Optimus Prime for the best idea as to what it is. Visor - protects the optics from explosions and shrapnel. Chest area Chest: Chassis / Thoraxal Cavity Back: Hexa-Lateral Scapula  Spine: Bipedalism cord / Back Strut  Chest and back armour Chest plate Back plate Mid-section plating Spinal struts

Arm areas Arms: Arms / Restarlueus Forearms: Bitarlueus Hands: Servos Fingers: Digits Arm armour Gantlets Shoulder pads Arm guard Lower area Pelvis: Pelvis Butt: Aft / Skid-Plate Thighs: Tibulen Calves: Cadulen  Feet: Pedes - the high heel bit is called Struts or Heel Struts. Lower armour Shirt plates Aft plate Thigh guard Armoured feet - I really couldn’t think of anything. General stuff Muscles: Cables / Pistons - It depends on the area in question.  Veins: Fual lines Stomach: Tanks Lungs: Vents, cooling fans - used to stop the con/bot from over heating. Heart: Spark, also fuel pump Tattoos: D-con/A-bot Insignias, IDW-verse: Autobrand and Deceptibrand

Edit: added “fuel pump”, “autobrand”, “cooling fans”, “spinal struts” and “deceptibrand”, thank you monumentalmistakes-mun and anon c:

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Cybertronian reader and their baby mama’s cowtimus and moogatron, them cuddling up to reader and sucking on their titties for two main reasons cause milk is good for you and the bitties and so that no one could pull the preggo cows away, it’s the unspoken rule, you don’t interrupt the suckling of any of the cows under any circumstances

THE CHONKY BIMBO COWS ARE CUTE

Im not into pregnancy BUT YESSS!! CHUNKY MECHS!!!! C!Readers tiddies are going to be SORE 24/7 vro especially with Moogatron. With Cowtimus you can still convince him to let go but Moogatron is a stubborn cow, he won't let you go unless you offer him something else. (But it then turns into a vicious cycle of begging him to move back to sucking your tiddies because your spike and node is sore. Moogatron has an oral fixation 100% esp with his sharp teeth)

Oughh to be in between chunky mechs...

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Transformers One character references pt 2

Here are the other two main characters

Refs under cut 🔽

Elita One

B-127

Part one here, ft. Orion Pax/Optimus and D-16/Megs

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I think that the inside of a bot's valve is the leathery interior of their alt mode, bc it will be extremely unpleasant if someone were to put their wiwi inside and bam it feels like garbage disposal

I hate how this is a very plausible explanation, cause despite not having a wiwi, I don’t think anyone, neither humans or cybertronians would want, screws, and bolts grazing against it, so the most likely reason it would be if it was the leather interior of the vehicle mode.

The mental image of a shredded wiwi is now haunting me eeughh

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Rodimus my handsome boy, my sweet summer child, I can’t believe how much I grew to love him, please give him a break </3

I have a headcanon for rodimus being into having his faceplate shoved into valves/spikes, let him turn off his processor and use him, he doesn’t even need to be eating you out/sucking you off, the simple action of grinding your core on him, the rattle of his moans and the revving of his engine rumbling inside of him, sending it all to his spike that he didn’t dare let it out of the interfacing panel, and making his hipstruts pathetically make tiny humps at nothing as his spike was pressed tightly against the plating, tight in its confinement, please praise him and now good he is even he is doing nothing other than letting you move his helm however way you want.

Spreading the boyfailure agenda once more

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Pathetic Bumblebee spring is over, bitches.

Its Badass Bumblebee summer, and its time to remember why Bumblebee is consistently one of Optimus' most highly regarded companions.

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🆘Just one minute of your time, please - and imagine if they were your family, what would you do??!💔🙏🏻 Please follow the blog, I do not want to prolong it for you, and be of compassionate hearts. I appeal to you with all the humanity of the world, to donate and re-publish my child’s story😭

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I tried giving metal cardbot a chance because bluecop’s design is cute and he is this aloof guy

Didn’t expect him being bent over in a mating press like this but hey, I am not complaining in fact I am quite content, the blueussy

Also could this be put under valveplug?

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starscream himself is a good reason on why he shouldn’t be given the matrix of leadership

Give Starscream the Matrix of Leadership, it would be funny

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I remember once seeing a reel about an Arab man and his wife were bickering and it made me think of starscream and reader, (I will translate it)

Starscream: oh my-, seriously human do you not wish to shut that mouth of yours!

Reader: oh yeah that right!, you’re yelling at me now!, acting like a lion with me but an ostrich when facing war!?

Starscream: an ostrich?!, may one kicks you!

Reader: may an ostrich kicks you!!

Starscream: human do you have no sense!!?,

Reader: I am the one that doesn’t have sense?!-

That vid always makes me laugh a lot thinking of it with starscream picking the reader up and yelling at them.