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Got the new blog set up

Same handle but with a z instead of an s so still berserker-nerd just spelled berzerker-nerd

Same exact photo; an anime avatar version of myself with my hair in a ponytail and wearing cat ears with some kind of fairy lights in the background. It will also have a similar description.

To my human followers I'm going to leave this account but I'm likely never going to log back into it, so if y'all want to find the new one and follow me there you can.

To some kind of sketchy followers that I can only assume are part of the tumblr bot invasion I've been hearing about, ahh feel free not to look for me

Peace

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So I'm gonna be moving tumblr to a new phone but I can't remember my stuff so I'm gonna make a new account and reblog all my stuff on this one to it and then I'm going to delete this one.

I'm going to try to be more active with my new one when I get it made than I was with this one. Might be a different handle but it'll still be me. Honestly I'm thinking my first post that ain't a reblog will be talking about just how I got into tumblr in the first place.

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Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful

The first brother is the strongest.

"Watch this," he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood.

"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.

"You see that mansion over there?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead."

"Wow!" his brothers say. "As expected, for you are the strongest." The second brother to go is the oldest.

"Watch and learn, boys," he says, and takes off even quicker, at 150 miles per hour.

Five minutes later, he returns, both his mouth and his neck covered in blood.

"What happened?!" His brothers exclaimed.

"You see that village over there?"

"Yeah?" They said.

"Well I went over there and killed every last person in the entire village. There is not one left alive."

"Wow!" his brothers say in awe. "As expected, for you are the oldest and have the most experience."

The third brother is the fastest.

Not to be outdone, he says "Watch this, and don't blink or you might miss it."

He flies off, faster than the rest of them, going at least 200mph. In only ten seconds, he returns. His entire mouth, nose, and neck are covered in so much blood, it stains the front of his shirt.

"What happened?!" his brothers exclaimed.

"You see that giant tree over there?"

"…Yeah?"

"Well I sure fuckin' didn't."

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I mean I grew up with all of these

Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

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Now I'm just thinking of a crying Scooby-Doo visiting Shaggy's grave with a box of scooby snacks and saying; "Ri riss roo raggy rifes rust ruh srame rifoutyuh" (translated from my best attempt at writing scooby speak to proper English: I miss you shaggy life's just not the same without you)

BROKE: the gang will outlive Scooby when they reach adulthood

WOKE: Scooby is immortal and has to live with the knowledge that he will outlive the gang

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2 things

1 who else thinks star walkin by Lil nas x has an anime intro vibe?

2 can somebody make an amv for odinn by skald with fight scenes from HTTYD or cutscenes from God of war ragnarok?

I probably spelled ragnarok wrong.

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I mean I mixed Rockstar energy and coffee once. Spoiler alert, it did not taste good.

OnlyFans account but it’s just characters like Cy, Sana, Kevin, and Kael’thal holding up signs that say reassuring things to you.

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I actually spend a good chunk of my time outside so wish granted I guess

Solaria wants you to go outside for a bit. ☀️

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What do you call a drive on a Nascar track?

A round trip.

How do you stop your engine from knocking?

You open the door?

When will I stop making car puns?

When I lose the drive.

And then I'll try to engineer some train puns instead. They should be off the rails. Until I lose track and start making boat puns. At that point I'll be sunk.

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So I watch one topic at a time videos a lot. And PM Seymour is actually the person that got me into tumblr.

So I want to clarify that I never actually met PM I first saw their God creates things full binge video then started watching their It Came From Tumblr Mega Binges

mr pm seymour, are you a real person? all I know is a voice and text on screen? hm?

if mr pm seymour is anything other than a floating voice ill scREAM

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your frustration?

on a scale of 1 - 10...

how tired are you from seeing 1 - 10 scale asks?

Since my inbox is now full of em

11

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This is 100% something V would do

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You can't just tell me to get lost because I have a terrible sense of direction.

Person tells me to get lost

Me "I am, how do I get home?"

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Apparently people tend to get freaked out when they see you letting a cellar spider crawl on your arm and repel down from it on a silk line while you frantically try to make sure it doesn't reach the floor where you can accidentally step on it.

Seriously if someone sees me with a cellar spider crawling on my arm or dangling off it they usually freak out and/or look at me like I've gone insane.

And most of the people that know me know how comfortable I am around spiders.

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Sup duwudes what's nuwu with yuwu?

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Remember tradition is just peer pressure from dead people

The votes of dead men outweighing the desires of the majority of the living, wonder what that can be a metaphor for

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Your monster impression from 'it came from tumblr mega-binge number 8' was wicked awesome

Hi! I just wanted to say

Yourereallycoolandfunnywhenithinkoftumblrithinkofyouthetumblrfunnyman

Have a good day/night/whenever!

Be careful if I am fed any more compliments in one time I will explode