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There's something about his smile that comforts the heart, like it was drawn by Studio Ghibli, you know?

Look at him being so happy

i don't use this blog anymore but i couldn't leave this in my ask box any longer, it must be shared with the world :)

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Ayoo i can't find birth control's actual age (bertholdt however it's spelled) soo, is he a adult orr

i’m pretty sure his age when he dies in canon (sad ik) is like 17? so if he lived, he’d be in his early 20s! i’m just going off reiners age tbh, i’m pretty sure they’re the same

(also i don’t even post here anymore but i am just gonna put a lil disclaimer that i only simped for older bertie lol)

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B+A

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for the people who dont like:

annie

reiner

bertholdt

gabi

falco

porco

YIMR

any of the warriors basically

🚪 <- here

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Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

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i'm not just an "apologist" for that fictional character i'm his defence lawyer

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PARENTING HEADCANONS | WARRIORS

♡ ; synopsis ━ the different types of fathers the men in the warrior program would be.

♡ ; content warnings ━ fluff & fem!reader.

♡ ; love note ━ the second instalment of attack on titan parenting headcanons. click here to view part one! click here to view part three!

REINER BRAUN

the dilf dad ™

reiner would 100% be the dad that everyone has a crush on.

the mothers at the daycare centre would fawn over his tall stature & chiseled face, which tends to annoy you, but you honestly can’t blame them for appreciating a work of art.

not only is he sculpted like a greek god, but he’s also amazing with kids, & that’s something a lot of eligible singles are after.

he often likes to take his kids to the park, pushing them on the swings & watching them climb up the play set, it’s rather sweet.

he’d be the kind of dad to include his children in his workout routine, like having them sit on his back while he does push-ups, while his children clap in awe at how strong he is.

he’s another person who grew up with an absent father figure, so it only encourages him to be the best he can be.

BERTHOLDT HOOVER

the soft-spoken dad ™

he rarely lectures his children, mostly out of his kind & non-confrontational personality.

the children would observe bertholdt’s calm demeanour, & they’d probably imitate it, so thankfully tantrums & noise related incidents are kept to a minimum.

he would buy his children colouring books, then sit his lanky ass down at the small kids table & colour in with them, praising them for making such pretty art.

he definitely puts the pictures his kids draw on the refrigerator, with all of the cute sparkly magnets they like.

since he’s basically the height of a giraffe, he lets the kids climb onto him, like he’s some sort of play set.

he always speaks so gently to his children, never once have you heard him raise his tone at them.

PORCO GALLIARD

the clueless dad ™

porco would have no idea what he’s doing throughout his parenting journey, but that doesn’t stop him from trying to be a great dad to his children.

he’s heavily dependant on you, seeing as you’re better with the little gremlins than he is.

just don’t leave him alone with the kids at home, because there’s bound to be a huge mess once you return.

he’ll often try to cook them those kid-friendly meals he reads on those mommy blogs (yes, he reads parenting articles), but he end up having batter & other weird ingredients slathered across the countertops, floors & walls.

he’s probably let the kids watch a few movies or tv shows that they shouldn’t watch at their age, but frantically covers their eyes during inappropriate scenes.

despite his failures & hardships, he never stops trying to become the best dad his children could ask for.

COLT GRICE

the helicopter dad ™

colt is another doting father, who truly believes that his little angel of a child can do no wrong.

he can’t stay mad at a face that cute for more than ten seconds tops, before he begins to coddle them & apologise.

he’s also quite cautious when he plays games with his kids, checking every minute that they haven’t injured themselves or gotten themselves stuck in a tree somewhere.

who knows? kids are pretty unpredictable, but he’s mentally prepared for every possible scenario.

there was a day where your child fell over in the backyard & scraped their knee, & colt nearly lost his head over it, scrambling inside to clean the tiny wound immediately.

he’ll watch the children’s favourite movies with them over & over again, as much as watching ‘the little mermaid’ for the hundredth time wants to make him tear his hair out.

ZEKE YEAGER

the deadbeat dad ™

okay, zeke’s not really a deadbeat dad, though he seems like he would be at the first glance.

he knows from personal experience what it’s like to have a shitty father, so he does his very best to avoid being like grisha.

he doesn’t force his children to have his beliefs, or join any sports teams, or decide their lives for them.

zeke would definitely let his kids develop into their own people, with their own personalities & interests, which is something you truly admire him for.

he isn’t the most physically affectionate father, but he regularly tells his children how much he loves them.

he would teach his kids how to play baseball, & you always manage to find them all in the backyard, playing catch.

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reader LIKED the fic? reader left thoughtful comment because they thought there was something worth analyzing? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for one thousand years!

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NAME MEANINGS: Marley’s Warrior Unit + Warrior Candidates

❝ Healthy boys and girls from ages five to seven will be gathered as potential Warriors!! Only a small few will become these chosen Warriors. For these Warriors—must be worthy of inheriting…the seven Titans now under the Marley government’s control!! ❞

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whatafuckwasit, reiner, please, don’t

(i like this headcanon, this makes me dead inside)

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Paths Trio

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r,,,rein,e,r,, and ,, berth,,,old,t,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, boys,,,s,s,,,,,,,,,,,, yea, h ,,,

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writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

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hi im fully aware i have been lacking severely buttttt,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

chapter twelve <3

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this person

this person gets it

help i can't stop thinking about how bertie would be the type of guy to hold your hands over the table when you're on a dinner date