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Morrissey has been my favourite artist since I was sixteen. (I’m old. Trust me, it’s been a LONG time.)

I’ve overlooked a lot of his behaviour in the past because of my adoration—ignored his vaguely nuts “quirkiness”.

No more. I am terribly sad, but I can’t support him any longer. In short? Fuck him and his racist ass.

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I’m going to hell. Here’s why: I ship Bobby/Priest from 911.

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we need to sacrifice a tv show so b99 is never cancelled

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let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

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It was dark as I drove the point home… 

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No Longer An MCU Virgin!!!

I watched Iron Man! I watched a Marvel thing! Eeeeeeeeeeeee. Now, do I watch them in chronological order or order of release? Everyone’s got a different opinion.

(Sorry to whomever answered me when I asked this a couple of weeks ago, I can’t find your reply.)

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What secret will you take to your grave?

In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.

One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”

My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.

It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.

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I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

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ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

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I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

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The Plague is passing! We survived! Thanks be to god.

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So, there’s only been one episode of 911 but I can already sense a fandom coming on. Sign me up! I loved it.

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I’m still here, there’s just a small case of The Plague at my house currently. Husband and I taking turns moaning and groaning on the couch.

I’m at the “put me out of my misery” phase of the illness. 2018 is on my nerves so far.

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anyone who watched the first season of glee while it aired is a queer elder

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My wish for every writer in 2018 is that you all finish every WIP you got lingering around.

May your words flow freely, may your characters come alive and may everyone love your finished story when they read it.

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I keep wanting to magically reach through the internet so I can punch Logan Paul in the face.