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Arin: [singing] I'M A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP, I GOT A SHIELD IN FRONT OF ME, OH YEAH! I'M A ROCKET SHIP!

Dan: That was really nice.

Arin: Thanks.

Dan: I don't know what the song was about but like-

Arin: [laughter]

Dan: It was a little esoteric for me.

Arin: Didn't really make sense?

Dan: Yeah. I mean I like abstract art as much as the next guy.

Both: [Laughter]

Arin: But geez man, fucking find a point maybe. A theme or something? Motifs?

Both: [Laughter]

Arin: [singing again] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS SONG'S ABOUT I'M A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP!

Dan: Dammit! Where is my inspiration?

Arin: [still singing] FLYING THROUGH THE SKY AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! HERE I AM! A ROCKET SHIP!

Dan: Cut to you with your head in your hands surrounded by 30 pieces of crumpled up paper with like, fucking-

Arin: WHAT IS IT ABOUT? I CAN'T FIND MY INSPIRATION IN LIFE! [Breaks into song] GOING TO SPACE!

Dan: [Controls Laughter] WHAT AM I AIMING FOR? [Starts singing] AIMING FOR THE TARGET OF SPACE!

Arin: [Also singing] I WANNA SEE THE STARTS ITS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD!

Dan: God, but who truly am I? [Singing starts] I'M KIRBY! IN ROCKET SHIP FORM!

Arin: [Uncontrollable Laughter]

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Arin: Is that just... Closing?

Dan: Did they just close us off and nobody else?

Arin: Yep, they sure did.

[small pause]

Dan: Wh- THE CARBUNCLE ATE ITSELF?

Arin: [Uncontrollable Laughter]

Dan: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Arin: [Still laughing]

Dan: I can't think of four words that had less to do with our situation.

Arin: [Not showing any signs of stopping]

Dan: Agh. Ogh. Terrible news guys. The Carbuncle ate itself.

Arin: [While Laughing] oh my god

Dan: My mind. My mind is just pudding. I have pudding brain.

Arin: [Continues Laughing]

Dan: Pick the card you wanna play Arin!

Arin: I'm so sorry... Oh, a one. Great. Wait it doesn't even matter I can't even go that way.

Dan: Nope! Nope! What makes you think you could?

Arin: Whatever I'm still doing it.

Dan: Sure...

Arin: [still kinda laughing] oh Jesus Christ... The Carbuncle ate itself?

Dan: [It's Dan's turn to laugh] It's like the kind of shit that you'd say to a spy, after you drop off the suitcase filled with government secrets for em.

Arin: [squeak]

Dan: The chocolate moose is not in season. The Carbuncle ate itself.

Arin: I did read that correctly, right? The Carbuncle ate itself.

Dan: Yeah, oh yeah. I don't even know what a Carbuncle is. I'm gonna have to look it up.

Arin: It's like a snail?

Dan: Is that right?

Arin: Right? It's like a mollusk that lives in a shell.

Dan: A Carbuncle is a cluster of boils caused by bacterial infection. Most commonly with staphylococcus. Or streptococcus.

Arin: [incredulous] What?

Dan: That can't be right. There has to be another definition.

Arin: Carbuncle...

Dan: What the hell? Why would that eat itself? Yeah, it's a cluster of boils.

Arin: EW! DON'T EVER FUCKING-

Dan: Oh that's disgusting.

Arin: Don't ever fucking Google Carbuncle.

Dan: Yeah it's really disgusting.

Arin: What the fuck?

Dan: I'm sorry I looked. Actually let's get the hell out of here. Next time on Game Grumps.

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Arin: I don't.... rrrrrr... I don't like Kasumi, BYE!

Dan: Pfffft

Arin: No, you know what? I don't want- RRRRRRRRRR I don't- RRRRRRRR

Dan: Play Pool Hopping!

Arin: I'm gonna play Pool Hopping.

Dan: Ok, quick game of Pool Hopping.

Arin: Maybe when I destroy her mind she'll become my friend again.

Dan: [laughing] When you destroy her mind? She just has a nervous breakdown from losing too many games of Pool Hopping.

Arin: Yeah, that's what's gonna happen. She's gonna hop on one thing and I'm already gonna be on the other side and she'll be like WOOOOOW WOW WOW WOW WOOOOOW

[Arin playing game]

Dan: Can you fall in?

Arin: Hell yeah you can!

Dan: Oh damn you're just good at this. Yeah!

Arin: I'm a fucking master.

Dan: She just puts two fists in the sky like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Arin: I THOUGHT I WAS THE POOL HOPPING CHAMPION!

In Unison: THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD?

Dan: [Uncontrollable Laughter]

Arin: WHAT. THE FUCK. I CARED FOR THOSE BANANAS. I RAISED THEM WITH MY OWN TWO FEET.

Dan: AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY HAS GONE BAD?

Arin: WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLYYYYYYYY?

Dan: Next you're gonna tell me that my Lily have died!

Arin: Son of a bitch.

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Off-screen: Can we say ass?

Arin: Is that even a swear?

Ethan: You can say fucking bitch now.

Arin: NO NO YOU CAN'T NO NO SWEARING! NO SWEARING! ZERO SWEARING!

Ethan: Susan said that you could!

Dan: YOU'VE BEEN MISINFORMED BY SUSAN!

Ethan: Can you say cum?

Dan: No!

Arin: You can say it in the context of that you're going somewhere!

Ethan: I'm going... To cum.

Everyone: [uncontrollable laughter]

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Arin: Hitting those fucking fish things, hitting the spermies. GOTTY! Got the ball!

Dan: Nicely. Done.

Arin: Fuck yeah dude. Man that was easy. And I got almost a million points

Dan: Thank God fish... Aren't into cash.

Arin: Like they're stealing my cash?

Dan: Yeah, well...

[pause]

Dan: Alright. I'm gonna be honest with you. I fell asleep for a second there, I had like a 2 second dream.

Arin: [laughing] Yeah?

Dan: That like... Fish were stealing stuff.

Arin: [laughter]

Dan: And then when I woke up I was like man, could you imagine if like, they didn't just want your valuables, they wanted cash? And then I said it out like and I was like, Arin didn't- I dreamed that. Arin didn't see any of that fish thing that I just went through.

Arin: [still laughing] Went through?

Dan: That was the weirdest experience.

Arin: Fucking journey that I've been on.

Dan: Yeah, dude I've been places since the clock turned 14 minutes and 5 seconds.

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