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if you reblog the todd howard version of this, idk youre not smart

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ok now that FO76 has been out for a bit and everybody has seen what a fucking garbage game it is I’m just gonna spoil this since I doubt many will play long enough to see it

The end-game boss is a copy-pasted dragon from Skyrim with a new model.

He did it, he sold us Skyrim again, the absolute fucking mad Todd.

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Nope! It is very fortunate, especially when considering Skyrim ™

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Nice try, friend, but I’m permanently tied to this plane of mortal existence

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Excuse me?

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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But you must!

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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You have to experience Skyrim ™ on different platforms before you can form unfavorable opinions on it!

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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How could you dislike Skyrim ™ when you have not even bought it for more than three consoles?

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Todd Coward. I see you have escaped the hell that is reality

Reality couldn’t keep me in if it tried

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Because I am the Provider of the Skyrim ™

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Why????

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Of course you aren’t! “Lol”!

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Haha! Good joke!

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Well why would you not say that?

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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Anyways thank you for agreeing to buy Skyrim ™

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?

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It’s not an insult! It’s just a friendly Fus Ro Dah!

Would you like to buy Skyrim ™ ?

What is that?