polaroidsonthe-hardwoodfloor
polaroidsonthe-hardwoodfloor
if bad luck knows who you are, become someone else
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surely no one in academia cares at this point
You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.
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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty
massively fucked up
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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
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i'm not human enough to love you right now 💫
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Sorry Malfoy you only get one hair style forever
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Jiji in Kiki’s delivery service 魔女の宅急便 (1989), dir. Hayao Miyazaki.
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what if he's written mine on my upper thigh only in my mind?
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Eating bagel sold by dino in magical utopia: waow....this is amazing....I'll never forget this
New Yorker traveling companion: meh...it's not as good as da bagels we got in new yawk...dinotopia don't got soft enough watah
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BEYONCÉ Wins BEST COUNTRY ALBUM at the 67th GRAMMY Awards (Feb 02, 2025)
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i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made
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im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this
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'you're on your own, kid' memoir book cover concept ✨
cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned.....
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