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I went to see Pride & Prejudice for the 20th Anniversary today and I haven’t had a theater experience like this since before COVID! I don’t even think the young girls next to me had ever seen the film, they laughed and were having a blast & even gasped when Mr Darcy was walking across the fields at the end. The theatre was nearly full, women were reciting the most iconic lines aloud, and everyone clapped at the end! 10 out of 10 experience would recommend 🥰

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I tried the pickle lemonade at Popeye’s today & it was FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!

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I’m totally Walter Goggin character in The White Lotus 🪷

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Me but Tik Tok 😂

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Me when I guy carries something on his shoulder 😅 especially a 5 gallon bucket of paint.

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Hot take: Shepherd’s Pie is just the British version of tater tot casserole to Americans. Don’t @ me 😂

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A coworker tried to make me feel better about the explosion of paint in the shaker by telling me it was “art” 🥲

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A painter told me at work today that I was a flirt 😏 and I thought, but am I really?! Then I realized, I didn’t need to spend time worrying about that, I’d rather they call me a flirt than a bitch, so SCORE 😂

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Before&After 💚 hand dispensed edition

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Nothing unusual here 😅

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Before&After 💙 hand dispensed edition

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I caved under pressure and choose red at the nail salon today and I don’t know if I’m a red nail girlie… It does go well with Jets green though

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Before&After 🍄‍🟫 trim match

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Before&After 🪵 stain match

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PARTY like kendall

SUBCONSCIOUSLY LOATHE YOURSELF like roman

TRY TO DO AWAY WITH IT ENTIRELY THUS LIVING AS AN INVERSION OF IT like shiv

SLAY like gerri

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Today I finished a book that was SO BAD that I walked straight to the dumpster and threw it in!

Someone asked, “If it was so bad why did you finish it?” Uhhhh, because I’m not a quitter!