beyondbirthdy
beyondbirthdy
Homicide and Cyanide
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“If only I could see the death of the world." // Beyond Birthday ask/rp blog // Please read the rules and guidelines before rping
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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It's your own fault for bringing this post back from the dead, Light.
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beyondbirthdy:
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-mass murderer -god of the new world -khaki enthusiast -actual trash lord -thirsty for L’s dick -/runs at the sight of tweezers/
#exposed
i’m bringing this back, and confirming it.
-literally a dog
-unimpressive package
-electrifying personality
- not even a cute dog, probably has fleas
- unoriginal
- doesn’t even need a cone of shame because you can just roll his turtleneck up over his face
-needs better housebreaking
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i could leave it to the both of you to ruin anything.
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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u will remember B. 
Remember B. 
For centuries
#;)
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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Raito values his life; that was obvious enough. Enough to seek out others, which could ultimately compromise his goals, so he could have the assets available but without sacrificing anything himself. That was the key, then; be useful, resourceful—
/irreplaceable./
"Shinigami have more ways to rid themselves of things then you may think. They can drop the notebooks, yes, but they can drop other, more fun things, like the eyes." A long pull on his now lukewarm coffee gives pause to his talking.
"I'd imagine it's rather funny for the damn creatures to watch humans running around, unwillingly possessing the knowledge of when those around them will die."
He flashes the younger man a grin as he takes a small sip of his coffee, finishing it.
"My story is a bit different — much more rare — than instances of the Eyes trade or just dropping the eyes themselves, but true nonetheless."
"I've heard you're a copy. I've heard your deductive skills and reasoning challenge mine, then it must be settled. Can you guess who I am, even though I'm riddled within anonymity?"
“By your phrasing of your question, in particular, ‘I’ve /heard/ you’re a copy’, I can deduce you do not know me personally. Given the fact that the number of people who would speak about me, and know me enough to call me a copy is relatively small, I think I’ve narrowed things down. I can further prove this with your comment about my deductive skills and reasoning matching yours. All of these things considered, I believe that L spilled the beans on me, and you are Yagami Light.”
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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like honestly what the hell does beyond birthday even mean
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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Send me a '★' and I will tell you how my character feels about yours.
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌m
☝ - How tall are you? ✔ - Sexual Orientation 🚬 - Do you Smoke? 🍷 - Do you Drink? ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? 😳 - Age you get mistaken for? 💉 - Have Tattoos? ✏️ - Want any tattoos? ✂️ - Got any Piercings? ✌ - Want any piercings? 👌 - Best friend? ♥ - Do you like anyone? 🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? 🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? 😒 - Biggest pet peeve? 📝 - Story from your childhood. 💬 - I wish… ‼️ - Something you’ll change? 💦 - What makes you horny? 🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for? 🔥 - Something spicy you like? 👃 You hate the smell of …. 👊 - Something you hate? 🚶 - Are you single? 💬 - Can we text? 💌 - Fan mail me? 💍 - Marry me? 💘 - Be my tumblr crush? 💭 - Favorite foods? ☀ - Story about your day. 💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes? 🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies? 📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows? ✏ - Random fact about yourself. ✈️ - Where are you from? 🚀 - Where do you wanna visit? 😍 - Do you have a crush? 😷 - Something you hate eating? 🙈 - What makes you shy? 💃 - Can you dance? 💏 - Do you love anyone? 👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear? 🌴 - A island you would visit? 🌎 - A country you would visit? 🌀 - Favorite type of weather? 🔮 - Do you believe in luck? 📱 - What kinda phone do you have? 📅 - Favorite time of the year? 📚 - Career goal you want? 🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat? 🍭 - Favorite Candy? 🍇 - Favorite fruits? 🚘 - Dream car(s)? 🚔 - Have you ever been arrested? 🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before? 🎫 - Do you have a license? 🚼 - Do you have or want kids? 🔞 - Are you under 18? 🐶 - Do you own a pet? 😔 - Something that makes you sad? 😡 - What pisses you off? 😏 - What turns you on? 😈 - Are you a freak? 💪 - Do you work out?
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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Cards against humanity with Beyond…
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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“It’s your fault that A killed himself…Only yours.”
Feels…My god. I love BB so much…I want to draw him 24h.
Don’t remove source!
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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The circus is in town and my muse is the main attraction. Send me your muse’s reaction to seeing mine put on display.
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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Offline
‘tis very early morning and mun needs her rest
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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"If you were looking for me to do something in particular, you could just command it, you know."
► "Demonstrate a physical action."
| Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.
“A demonstration of a physical action; walking.” He takes a few steps to the left.
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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"Your command was too broad."
► "Demonstrate a physical action."
| Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.
“A demonstration of a physical action; walking.” He takes a few steps to the left.
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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► "Demonstrate a physical action."
| Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey."A demonstration of a physical action; walking." He takes a few steps to the left.
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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B smiles, amused at the revelation. "Is that really what they call you? What a lucky guess on my part." Absentmindedly, he begins sorting the sugar packets into color-coded piles.
"Nicknames can be a blessing and a curse. Can you guess a notorious one that I am given? Hint: the words 'hobo' and 'creep' often come into play." B offers Takada a rueful smile across the table as he places a light pink Splenda packet in a pile of identical ones.
Stares at him for no reason.
He raises an eyebrow and meets her gaze intently.
“What?”
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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L: places several sugar cubes in coffee
Beyond: buys out a greenhouse, grows sugarcane, meticulously extracts cane juice, boils juice, singlehandedly refines sugar crystals, fills shelf upon shelf with finished product, dumps sugar into coffee by the truckload
L: what the fuck
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beyondbirthdy · 10 years ago
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Looking over the selections the menu offers takes only a moment, and B decides right away on a simple order of coffee and a biscuit with jam.
"That's good to hear." He sets his menu down, and focuses his gaze on Takada.
"I've been thinking about something. A little while ago, you laughed out loud when I addressed you as 'Miss To Oh'. Why?"
Stares at him for no reason.
He raises an eyebrow and meets her gaze intently.
“What?”
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