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My lover....

I seriously don't know how people have the hots for gortash when orin and ketheric are right there

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Gotta love a resist Durge who throws Bhaal away like a dirty rag but still allies with fucking Gortash. Like, I bet Father Dearest really appreciated that slap in the face.

Apparently any dark urge can be resisted except for bouncing on the evil racoon man. That one stays.

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NO TIME TO KISS, SHOW ME UR BUSSY!

Gortash doesn't have time for kisses, he goes straight to the point

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Gort to busy to kiss is like trump being too busy to yap.

Its litterally his main political move.

This guy cannonically kissing his way to the top.

I think the problem really is you gotta 💵 up

the worst part about "babygurl is too busy to kiss" is now we, the fanfic writers, have to figure out what he's actually too busy doing because in game canon he's literally just fucking standing in his office waiting for us for as much as an entire ass tenday while we fuck about the lower city running errands for our fifteen besties.

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larian patch notes claiming more victims than bhaal could ever hope to

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This is just my every durge playthrough. I've resisted 3x I think o.o 1.5 plays. Full ilithid too

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

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Controversial opinion: I do think Gortash bathes, actually. Does he forget to shave? Yes. Put too much product in his hair? Sure. Abuse eyeliner? Obviously. But I don’t care how good his robots are he’s not the one who’s getting made the face of the Absolute hoax if he smells worse than Orin.

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Thats okay, durgetash and tavtash nations need to stick together to give thst dirty little beleaguered genius as much love as possible. 🥰 tavtash nation deserves the art and creativity of durgetash!

Hey Gortash Nation! If there are more Tavtash enjoyers out there, please like this post? React to it? I want to follow you. I am DESPERATE for a Tavtash community!

If you don't like Tavtash reblog anyway for reach? This little rarepair heart thanks you! <3

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I respect Tavtash as gortlove is goodlove but I am a durgetash brain melt baby sorz

Hey Gortash Nation! If there are more Tavtash enjoyers out there, please like this post? React to it? I want to follow you. I am DESPERATE for a Tavtash community!

If you don't like Tavtash reblog anyway for reach? This little rarepair heart thanks you! <3

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Me and my Marijuana Life

*rousing my Stoner son in the morning*

wakey bakey son

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me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life

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What?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! BIG NEWS 🚨🚨🚨🚨

wake up durgetash nation!!!!

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my contribution to the durgetash nation 🫶

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On Easter weekend I re-watch Monty Python.

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And here is my entry for the Babytash era 🤌🏻✨️

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I really love Durge's new default armor.

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I'm heavily in favor of a Drider companion for bg3

The tadpole can block the control of lolth from affecting them.

They have too learn too live with their body, learn too love their ability without the mental restraints.

Plus u can have Durge esq scenes where u see bugs and just gotta eat em or resisting killing your lover after sex!