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this is getting concerning no i do not want to coddle a man like a child nor do i want him to control me and make all my decisions. have none of you considered maybe a man who is nice to you and treats you well and respects you. just a thought
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I can't believe they did the "beautiful woman on the morning after with one bare leg out of the blanket to show she's still naked" shot on him

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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal
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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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emperor palpatine is so fucking cringe dude he doesn’t even have a court jester
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probably the singularly most impactful line to come out of this movie
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how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]
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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
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“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand
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I think cats are right about the zoomies. I think every once in awhile you should run around the house as fast as you can and then sleep for several hours
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PUH-LEAZE y’all I am BEGGING that we bring back 2007-2009 cult classic musical comedy/murder mystery Pushing Daisies’s hit character Emerson Cod bc I have genuinely never seen anything like him before or since. like???? He is a grizzled noir detective, but he went to art school. He knits when he’s stressed. He is a published pop-up book author. He (used to) love snowmen. He wears bright, shiny patterned shirts under plain brown suits. He canonically has a thing for femdoms. He loves dim sum so much that he almost cries about it. His canonical best friend is his mom. His other best friend is a neurodivergent necromancer. His other other best friend is an insane horse girl/sexy waitress/nun. His worst friend is a zombie. He is fat. He is Black. He is an asshole, and he is the king of the whole wide world. I miss him every single day.




#a legend#I love him#I loved this show#it was so unique#emerson cod#pushing daisies#I both do and do not want to rewatch this show#like it’s so good that it’s abrupt ending due to cancellation hurts me#but also….so good want to watch
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So the thing is,
I need Tommy to get hurt in some capacity (crash the helicopter, explode a building, sink a station etc etc). I need it to be enough that he has to take an extended leave from work, three weeks, even a month. Enough that he could use help, but not so bad that he couldn’t, very technically, get by without it.
I need Buck to throw all of his accumulated PTO at his captain and bolt. I need Buck to show up at the hospital and take Tommy home, tell him that he’s staying off work to look after Tommy until he’s fully recovered.
I need Tommy to get that worried little crease in his brow, not because he feels unworthy of the attention, or is still scared that Buck will get taken away by something better, but because he knows how important being a firefighter is to him. How even after a week of vacation he’s bursting at the seams to get back to work.
I need Tommy to tell him that, propped up on the sofa with Buck sat on the floor next to him. To be trailing his fingers through Buck’s hair while he explains that some days off would be helpful but taking the entire month wasn’t totally necessary, that he wants Buck to be able to do the thing that is most important to him.
I need Buck to twist around to face Tommy, thread their fingers together and tell him “being a firefighter used to be the only good thing in my life, but thats not true now. It is still important, but it’s just not the most important thing anymore.”
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*violently sobbing* I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER
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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already
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