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On no Tumblr didn't let you post that extremely gross picture you wanted to share? How about sending it to me for review?

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Oh look a helpful handrail for me to hold on tight to when you bend me over 🖤

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They'd be so easy for you to pull out of my top👀 🖤

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Fishnets: because I'm a real catch ;) 🖤

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What is the strangest way anyone has made you cum?

Making me cum takes a lot of strange work and luck 😂

I have a terrible memory when it comes to sex. I get focused on the other person so i often only remember the things I did and not the things done to/for me, i have to really analyse what happened right after to get me to remember, like trying to remember a dream before it disappears 😅

My point being, although I can't keep count of my orgasms on just my fingers nowadays, I don't remember most of those orgasms very well 😅

But I do remember the first time I came because I did it myself, and it was kind of strange because 1. I came whilst following a lesbian dommes guided masturbation erotica and 2. I had been wanking for like 8-10 years at that point without managing to cum and 3. I squirted all over the bed and I didn't have a towel down because I didn't know I could do that 😂

Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

Of course how else are you supposed to bond with friends?! That is only partly a joke 😅

Do you enjoy long, extended teasing/edging sessions?

Sort of 🤷‍♀️ I like teasing other people and love being teased. But when I'm teasing someone, I can get too excited and struggle to not race ahead to the main event.

And when I'm being teased i sometimes feel anxious because if the person teasing is on the right track to make me cum, but they stop what they're doing or do something else as part of the teasing, I might lose that feeling and not be able to orgasm at all.

And then I'll feel incredibly guilty if someone has put a lot of time, effort, and focus into me and I can't finish for them (yes I know that I shouldn't feel bad and nor should the other person in that situation but even if we chat it out afterwards etc. I will still feel guilty)

Also I'm so sorry this has been sitting in my inbox for ages and I kept forgetting to answer it!

Thank you for sending this, I love answering fun anons!

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I got new summer pjs, it's almost a shame that I sleep topless in summer 🖤

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Hypothesis: my boobs are squishier & more gropable when I'm a little drunk 🖤

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I could be your main squeeze 🖤

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lacey lingerie is so pretty 🖤

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So much of me can be used as your pillow 🖤

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Right I'm going to shamelessly reblog some of my posts to force people to look at me and then I'm going to go to sleep ✌️

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I'm so excited for next weekend because it's the first one in 3 weekends where I have no social events to attend 🥰

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I'm a slut for temporary tattoos 🖤

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had a very busy and exhausting weekend away at a family wedding so am currently putting off replying to messages, its not personal and I'm not ignoring anyone! I just don't have a brain rn, once it has grown back ill hopefully remember how to hold a convo

Catch you in a bit sluts✌️

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lacey lingerie is so pretty 🖤

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I hope people think I'm sexy but also kind

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So much of me can be used as your pillow 🖤