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It's now been 2 years since the death of Wheatley. I hope nobody misses you. Stupid timbit looking ass motherfucker

Important News

He's gone

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Happy Julius Caesar getting murdered day everyone!!! Love celebrating my birthday by getting all my friends to stab me to death!

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When I was a kindergartener, and we played just dance in the gym I'd always follow the female dancers, and I would imagine being sucked into the just dance universe "forcing" me to be the woman, and I'm pretty sure that was the first thing that ever turned me on as a kid. Not that I knew what that was at the time or what the symptoms were

Obligatory ping at @degenerate-mystery-inc-whore for her appearance in this comic. The DS2 story is one of her favorites.

Honorable mention to Skyrim as well. I installed a Mod in my PC version that let me access a cave with custom items. One of them was a ring that changed your main character's sex. I would make a new file, head immediately to the cave, and then get the ring and wear it for the remainder of the game.

This led to a fascinating experience wherein I found a letter that an NPC was carrying that referred to me with female pronouns. I re-read that note a few dozen times. It made me feel something.

Anyways. I cracked 5 years later.

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Can't believe it's the 15th again

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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Can't believe Ordis is relapsing

hehe cephalon go stab stab

just kidding lol ordan did all the work

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I know for sure it's not marry

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It's for big oil guys. They're against it for big oil. They want you to buy and drive cars

the controversy over the 15 minute city is genuinely surreal to me like. its just a basically functional city. its like arguing against indoor plumbing

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I haven't listened to 13 songs on spotify

Lucky 13, unlucky 13. No matter your superstitions, what is the 13th song on your spotify wrapped? 

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@supatroopa your home

Many Beautiful Frogs of Kuranda, Far North Queensland!

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@supatroopa

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One day we too shall pass, and maybe in a kinder world this data will still be kicking around in some forgotten and discarded device

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

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By being majorly pretentious

I think being pretentious is a necessity in this world

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I love his cover of man in the box probably equally as much as the original song if not more

(Music fandom I guess) I like a lot of Richard Cheese’s lounge covers more than the original songs.

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I'm still so fucking mad I got quizzed on the cutscene after spacing out

i still can't get over the fact that Warframe had a bunch of continuity problems and timeline plotholes and they fixed all of them by just. decanonizing linear time

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I won an iPod Touch from an arcade machine don't care if it doesn't count most worth it 2 dollars of my life

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There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

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Me when I'm up all night edging my feed

the thing abt vampire sex is that it's never as good as drinking blood. plenty vampires don't even bother because they could just have a bite instead. in this aspect vampires fucking without sucking (blood) is an exercise in restraint. sorry i think i was going somewhere with this but i imagined vampire kink dynamics involving muzzles and got hard