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Oh god. Spuffy×Weyler parallels are dancing in my head again.

“you’re not friends. you’ll never be friends. you’ll be in love till it kills you both. you’ll fight and you’ll shag and you’ll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. i may be love’s bitch, but at least i’m man enough to admit it.”

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He wouldn’t be in a cell — he’d just be running around the living room. And yes, the show has a funny undertone, and considering they'll portray him as “insane,” I think it would make for a hilarious scene. Not that I expect anything like this (I know it’s obviously not canon material — it would be considered inappropriate to showcase a high schooler like that) — I just love imagining it lol don’t take it seriously😆

Assuming they have an open balcony in the Addams Mansion — the one they'll move into — one of my headcanons for season 2 is Tyler taking advantage of his free time (as in, being stuck there against his will) and using the railings to dance shirtless. Hunter has to have his much-needed Damon Salvatore moment with that figure. In my mind, I’ve already picked the perfect song for that occasion.

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Assuming they have an open balcony in the Addams Mansion — the one they'll move into — one of my headcanons for season 2 is Tyler taking advantage of his free time (as in, being stuck there against his will) and using the railings to dance shirtless. Hunter has to have his much-needed Damon Salvatore moment with that figure. In my mind, I’ve already picked the perfect song for that occasion.

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Why do I get the feeling that Pugsley would be the one to ask, "Can we keep him?" to Morticia and Gomez about Tyler — and Wednesday would just be like, "😑"? Then they’d team up and make her life hell (which, of course, she would secretly love).

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Wednesday promo team sprinkling a Weyler scene into those promo videos in every chance they got:

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Something about Gracie Abrams's Free Now is so Weyler coded...actually not 'something', EVERYTHING about Free Now is Weyler coded IT IS INSANE. Look at this:

"This isn't what you want, it's only how you feel

You openly admit you're far away from healing

Oh god, i will accept this as a reference to the police station scene

"And I hope you know I don't think

You're a bad guy, that you're damaged

Took you two months, only two to raise the bar

You're the saddest, but a good kid

Almost loved you, but I didn't

The way Wednesday KNOWS Tyler was abused, that it took half of a semestr for him to to make her want to experience love, the way Tyler was always sad and angry when he wasn't around Wednesday, the way Wednesday almost loved him but—it was cut so short she never got to chance to to make sense of her feelings

"And I can't imagine when you go home

Does she follow like an echo?

Like your shadow, you can try but you can't run

From the truth of what you both made"

Yeah Francoise is definitely haunting the narrative here

"It was harsh 'cause I lost what I wanted

I was brave when I kissed you in London"

"Every page that I wrote, you were on it

Feel you deep in my bones, you're the current

And I showed no restraint, it was something

I was scared until you made me love it"

"If you find yourself out, if there is a right time

Chances are I'll be here, we could share a lifeline

If you feel like fallin', catch me on the way down

Never been less empty, all I feel is free now"

Repeat after me: HE'LL BE THE FIRST PERSON SHE'LL GO TO IF SHE WANTS SOMEONE.

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something about lestat never being taught to read while his mother read books in front of him and armand having a library in the home he shares with louis that only he can fly to reach

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It’s always the extremely traumatized/menace to society mama’s boy who writes poems, gives the sweetest kisses to his lover, looks at his lover with stars in his eyes and is branded 'evil' by an unempathetic world.

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I really want another Inquisition Symphony song in season 2—something Wednesday can practice her cello with. That Paint It Black cover, paired with the scene where Thing sets the town center on fire while Wednesday plays Four Seasons was just brilliant and hilarious.

And of course, the moment when Tyler sinks into his bathtub with Nothing Else Matters playing in the background? Chef’s kiss.

You know what could possibly top all of this?

Morticia and Gomez dancing in their living room while Wednesday plays Fade to Black on her cello. The song would shift from somber to defiant, then fall back into sadness again.

Across the room, Tyler is chained up—Bianca probably used her siren song on him again to make him sleep— slowly waking from his sleep to the sound of her cello. At first, it's Morticia and Gomez who catch his attention—because of course he’s never seen a pair of adults so in love with each other.

He wonders why his father couldn’t be like Gomez, why he couldn’t save his mother instead of abandoning him in that godforsaken hospital.

Then, within seconds, he notices the one playing the cello. (It’s the climax of the song, go straight to 04:28 and you’ll know exactly what I mean, but for the full experience it is better to start from the beginning)

All the bitterness and confusion on his face begins to melt away as he watches her—her sharp but delicate features, her gifted hands moving over the strings.

And when the song ends, he mutters to himself, voice slightly bitter but mostly fond—kind of the same expression Wednesday had when she told him her name during their first meeting, but a little bit softer:

"Ferocious little cockroach, it is."

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everyone has thoughts about their sworn enemy's big pouty puppy dog eyes. it's NORMAL. and if Spike is good at anything, it's being normal :)

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AWWW THIS IS AMAZING

*Bonus:

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Series Chronology

My friend (Little_Brother on AO3) made a chart of the series timeline, compiling all the dates from the Book of Outcasts and the show that we could find. With her permission, I'm sharing it with you! For me, this chronology helps a lot when writing fanfics and analysing the series☺️ If you have any corrections or dates we missed, post in the comments!

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YES! I've been theorizing about Olga Malacova ever since Gaga was announced for season 2. The way Fester described her fits Lady Gaga's aura so perfectly.

"Olga was a concert pianist, until one night she transformed in the middle of a Chopin sonata. Massacred a dozen audience members. And three music critics."

"Jeez. She had it all. Beauty, brains, and a penchant for necrophilia."

Pianist? Check✅️

Beauty, brains? Check✅️

Penchant for necrophilia? Check✅️

THE OPPURTUNITY WAS RIGHT THERE!

Though I could forgive all of that if she's still connected to the reason why Hydes were banned from Nevermore. We know Hunter didn't shoot any scenes with her, but she might still provide clues about how Hydes operate — or perhaps even about how Françoise was connected with all of this, especially if she's a mentor figure for Wednesday.

Some of the rumors about Season 2 are WILD wild—like, I read on some Tim Burton Twitter fan page that Lady Gaga would appear as Thing’s wife… I mean, this was quickly disproven after TUDUM, but it did kind of fit with the way Jenna described her role as something no one could guess.

Based on the photo of her grave, I’m guessing she’ll be a ghost, but I still expect some kind of hand-drawn disguise, specifically designed by Tim Burton.

She needs to be a half-monster, half-human creature. She is the Monster Queen—what else can I expect if not something totally freaky?

(I kind of want her to be a Hyde, but there's a hawk/raven? statue on her grave, so I don’t think I can connect that plot point to Tyler. Yet.)

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My guess is that it's all about his ability to control the Hyde. But who knows—maybe he can already do that, and that was how he was able to give himself that chest scar at the Gates Mansion. It would actually be so cool if he partially transforms (maybe just his hands) and tears down his shackles and doors.

For the heightened senses, I always remember his police station monologue "The sound of their screams, panic in their eyes, a fear so primal I could taste it." Maybe he could actually taste it? Considering him as this generation's Hannibal the Cannibal, I wouldn't be surprised if he can smell emotions (I'm basing this on one of The Silence of the Lambs scenes where Dr. Lecter was able to smell Clarice from across his cell glass).

I really want to see Tyler call out Wednesday on her facade and let her know that he can sense how nervous she is around him. I can only hope that her fear stems not just from survival instincts, but also from her attraction to him.

About Tyler/Hyde strength.

I've been wondering if Tyler can use the Hyde's strength without the transformation.

Or if only the Hyde in Tyler form can use it.

Im also curious to know if he has enhanced senses, super hearing all that stuff.

I would lovee to see Tyler with hyde strength or enhanced senses, it would be OP. Also i just love the scenes where supernatural beings use their senses, like tvd, or spiderman lol.

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having blood on the face will make anyone hot

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Some of the rumors about Season 2 are WILD wild—like, I read on some Tim Burton Twitter fan page that Lady Gaga would appear as Thing’s wife… I mean, this was quickly disproven after TUDUM, but it did kind of fit with the way Jenna described her role as something no one could guess.

Based on the photo of her grave, I’m guessing she’ll be a ghost, but I still expect some kind of hand-drawn disguise, specifically designed by Tim Burton.

She needs to be a half-monster, half-human creature. She is the Monster Queen—what else can I expect if not something totally freaky?

(I kind of want her to be a Hyde, but there's a hawk/raven? statue on her grave, so I don’t think I can connect that plot point to Tyler. Yet.)

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i know they all probably aired on different channels and maybe collabs weren`t that popular, but man i would`ve loved to see buffy the vampire slayer, sabrina the teenage witch and gilmore girls crossover since they all had been airing at some point at the same time.

buffy travels to westbridge with willow cause they sensed some strange activity over there and then they bond with sabrina. she teaches willow some spells, salem learns that willow was successful in turning amy back to human and tries to persuade her to do the same with him. buffy is having a field day with all the spell jokes with sabrina`s surname. sabrina and buffy talk about fashion and how it`s hard to balance their double lives. spike probably knows salem cause they played poker a couple of times - he would cackle so hard that salem is a cat now, he would call him and suggest to play a kitten poker for the for old times' sake.

and stars hollow? you cannot convince me that this city isn`t haunted as hell. like, ask luke or, especially, jess - they`d agree and bring up even more fucked up stuff happening over there. i so can see a halloween ep: everything is earily the same, but it`s not, something is just not right, an odd couple pulles up to the stars hollow in their leather clothes, and the townies immediately bristle at them, the pair snoops around the city, the blonde girl becomes quick friends with lorelai, while her white haired partner hangs out with jess, smoking and talking about books. something seems to possess taylor doose and he wants to sacrifice jess (who else would it be cmon), but then bam! everything happened so fast, but the danger is gone, and the next day that odd couple disappeares. another strange day in stars hollow, would say luke.

like the possibilities!