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just wanted to give you guys an update that today was my last day working at my college’s archive and they had an easter egg hunt thing and i was sweating so bad from all the exercise that my boss (head archivist) was like I Got This and started blowing air on me 😭😭😭😭😭 archivist sasha james realness ????

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got locked in the archive in the basement alone at my archivist internship while i’m relistening to tma season 1. feels like a self fulfilling prophecy of some kind

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ok guys so i applied for an archivist internship at my college right. and during the interview the head archivist lady asked me why i became interested in archiving and i was like “okay so there’s this podcast…..” and she went “THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES?” and i went “yeah ☹️”

anyways i finally heard back and i got the internship !!!!! can’t wait to start the apocalypse….

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i have not listened to the magnus protocol yet because college is kicking my ass and i know i will need an entire day free to process it but i WILL be listening tomorrow. i’m so excited i’m gonna throw up. waiting has been TORTURE but i knew if i did it on a school day i would NOT get any of my work done cause i’d be too crazy 😭😭😭😭

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My good friend Gerry

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pov you're the men of the delano/keay family

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random guy: im feeling sooooo hallways rn

the distortion:

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being a writer who appreciates tma’s storytelling and ending but is also the #1 delusional jon jarchivist fan is such a struggle. like i think tma’s ending was perfect and something that as a writer and lover of tragedy i could only wish to pull off similarly one day. and i have so much trust in jonny and alex’s storytelling that i don’t believe anything in tmp would ever narratively cheapen tma’s ending. and unfortunately a jonmartin appearance would most likely do just that 😭 BUT. jon is my number one comfort character of all time and i miss him so bad i feel insane and would do anything to hear from him again. he’s gonna be in it you gotta trust me guys he’s returning to us he’s gotta be. JARCHIVIST COME HOME!!!!!!!!

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tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

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some guy: why does it smell like queer tragedy and despair and trauma and misery and sacrifice in here ?

my silly ass:

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my favorite thing about jon sims is he’s fundamentally deeply kind. my second favorite thing about him is hes a massive cunt.

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The official cast and logo for The Magnus Protocol, courtesy of the kickstarter update.

A link to the arg site is also available!

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GET HIS ASS

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Homophobia? no you misheard me. Home of Phobias. The Magnus Institute

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we dont talk enough about how tim's degree was in anthropology, like yes the character who's loved ones were murdered by the concept of otherness and inhumaness had a degree on what makes us human, that was fucking mean jonny

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It froze csp once and crashed csp right when I’m finished so I had to redo some things I. I couldn’t figure out what to draw for his outfit, bro was swag and gender but I was ready to eat my screen from frustration when I read the wiki (trying to avoid possible spoilers as much as I could) and saw that it had SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR I couldn’t bring myself to erase tho

Anyways I have to sleep with the knowledge that I had to stop literally 1 second into listening to MAG 117. Like. Not even a single word was heard before oh bed time COME ON 116 HAD ME ON MY TOES AND THEN AND AND THEJWHWHEB dissolving into a puddle and seeping thru the earth as we speak??