bigbangprofessor

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This is your professor when you're about to crash out in class

new choi seunghyun gifs <3

found these on twt!

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You start yeorobuning your professor to piss him off

Taeyang just gives the most bombastic of all side-eyes. Something like this but much worse 👇 He remembers when the students had a graduation performance of The Yeorobun™ and how he became the school meme (it would in your best interest to stop 💀 the nice ones are always the most dangerous when angry)

Daesung and G-Dragon just laugh and join you in yeorobuning

T.O.P starts beatboxing and giving you ad-libs for the yeorobun performance

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You found a small baby animal on your way to class and decided to bring it with you and claim to the professors that it's a new student 😁

Taeyang: Aww what do we have here? 🎶 A beautiful baby 🎶? How sweet. Where did you find it? You should probably contact the local wildlife foundation or return it where you found it because 🎶 its parents probably miss it 🎶 I have snacks in my bag and whatever you need to take care of it and actually you can just use my shirt to keep it warm (he finally has a valid reason to take his shirt off)

Daesung: A. BABY ANIMAL!? WHAT! IS THIS! Aww so cute :3 I love it. Can I name it? Can it be Daesung Jr.? Can we have a class pet? Wait! I think animals are not allowed on campus grounds. But it's so cute and fluffy. What do we do? (He kind of forgets about the lecture and starts panic googling what to with wild baby animals)

G-Dragon: Ayo what's it this time? Do I hear something crying? It's not even exam day. A baby animal? Aww so cute but what's doing in my class? You found it? Okay. Welcome new student I guess. At least this one won't send me drunk emails at 2 am.

T.O.P: You can't have baby animals distracting the lecture. Whatever just give it here... (He spends the whole lecture holding the baby animal petting it keeping and content it warm and maybe the students caught him actually cooing at it)

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BigBang as professors and you were very tired when you were submitting your assignment and instead of submitting an appropriate graph as part of your assignment you submit a thirst trap picture of them

Taeyang: Hello, You submitted your assignment yesterday and I noticed that you probably submitted the wrong file for your graph. It's okay. Things like this happen. You reply to this email with the actual file. I just want to ask: how do you even have that kind of picture of your professor? Please don't be embarrassed. I am just slightly concerned for you.

Daesung: Ummm... I don't think you were meant to submit the picture that you did in your assignment. While it is a nice picture of myself, the assignment was to make a graph. You can just resubmit your assignment. It's no big deal. I am also freaked out. Why do you have such pictures so readily on-demand? Is this some TikTok thing? You students scare me.

G-Dragon: Hi, hey, how yo doin'? I like your style with the assignment. It's creative but it's also not what was tasked in the assignment. I like the picture, it's one of my favorites, but do you want to maybe redeem yourself and resubmit the graph? I normally don't allow exceptions but I also like to do work at 3am and slip-ups happen and maybe I just got a nice laugh from your assignment today 🌸🫰

T.O.P: wtf you submit? Pls stop. Just send the actual graph so I don't have to fail you.

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Happy one months anniversary, bonamana to you

Most scandalous 🗣️ DIG INSIDE!🔥 Can we have a Super Junior x G-Dragon Bonamaremix?

Thank you so much 🫰❤️‍🔥 have a very bonamana day my dearest ❤️‍🔥🔥🥵(Bonamana is also my favorite song from Übermensch so this is literally perfect)

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Happy one month 🫶🍓

Thank you so much 🫰❤️‍🔥 may your day be FANTASTIC BABY 😌

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happy one month 💜🎂

Thank you Honey Mustard🫰 Honestly I only realized it earlier today when I was pondering the passage of time 😅

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This blog turns one month old today! 🥳✌️

I want to thank you all the followers and people who send asks and prompts (I love all of you and you always make my day) 🫰🫰🫰💖💖😘😘

I always thought that joining a kpop fandom would mean wanting marry my oppAR 😩 and be obsessed with their life or something (I mean people who sell kpop idols' flight information online don't give the community the best image) but here I am making posts about BigBang as professor reacting to unhinged or wholesome shenanigans 😂

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professor kang is this you?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8rmQxCa/

I like the poses, thank you for the idea, but I would also add some spice to them

Sincerely, Professor Kang

(he can't do anything without serving)

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You make your professors tell each other how important they are to one another after they argue about lesson plans, because mental health is important, and it's always good to remind the people you love that you do in fact love them.

(Needed a wholesome one after all the kidnappings and funny ones lol)

They need some wholesome breaks amidst the chaos. Professor Choi Top had to be lured into the room by leaving a trail of cookies for him to follow. Everyone else agreed right away because fighting is not dope. The dialogue format also makes a comeback.

Daesung: I think it is more important for us to get along than fight over irrelevant things.

G-Dragon: We can all agree that I am right and just move on.

Daesung: That's not what I meant!

Taeyang: What if we just stopped fighting and instead told each other how much we mean to one another. You know share the love. I'll go first and say I love and appreciate all of you.

T.O.P: (he's zoned out munching on chocolate chip cookies. Yum!)

Daesung: Well I love all of you so much. My days would be so boring without all of you and I just want all of you to know how much you mean to me (he starts crying)

G-Dragon: Okay fine. Let's not let this be our last dance. I love all of you too. Maybe we should not over lesson plans or whatever. It's lame anyway (he sheds one manly tear)

Taeyang: That's the spirit! (He initiates a hug and they all hug)

T.O.P: Yeah... I love you bros too🫰

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Yk the brainrot book videos? Where a guy just swipes through the pages showing a stranger and you got John Pork etc. Imagine you show them this file while silently pointing at the pictures.

I am not acquainted with this type of brainrot. I am always open for some new brainrot. Can you send some examples?

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Hey professors GUESS WHAT IM BACK! you sent me to squid game as punishment BUT GUESS WHAT!! I SURVIVED and won all the money! Its over for you bitches! and professor kwon? You especially! All cause I called your cats creepy! They are creepy and ive stolen them while you were at work and sold them muahahah

Muauahaha as for you other 3? youll rue this day youll rue it!

Jokes on you they were among the VIPs at your games and followed your every move. They know what you did.

Professor Kwon actually planned for you to take his cats. He has a conference in Antarctica this week and he needed someone to take care of his cats. He can just buy them back so it's no biggie 🤙

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I brought an airfryer to class today and winked at professor Kwon while my bigbang professors gave their lesson.

This you? Our security footage showed concerning air fryer activity 📹

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Bigbang as professors and you try to light the classroom on fire before an exam in desperate attempt (you didn't study and now you make it everyone's problem)

(Disclaimer: pls don't commit arson. If you do, crime is not encouraged on this blog)

Taeyang: 🎶 When I told you to light your fire. 🎶 This isn't what I meant. 🎶I mean for you to find some ~inner~ motivation 🎶. Oh no. (He goes to find a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the small fire)

Daesung: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? OH MY GOD! IS THAT GASOLINE!? HELP! WHERE IS THE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER? I NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SET OUR SCHOOL ON FIRE? (He runs away in full panic mode)

G-Dragon: Shit's literally on fire bro. Don't light my classroom on fire. It's not very swagalicious of you. Now go and get a fire extinguisher and stop doing whatever this shit is.

T.O.P: (lights his cigarette from the fire and walks away)

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Bigbang as professors and you send them an email to ask how strict the essay word limit is

Taeyang: Well the word limit is only a guideline. If you want to write more you can. I would never hinder the creativity of my students. Let your creativity shine in your writing! Just don't make it too long. I still have to grade all the essays and give individual feedback.

Daesung: How much over the word limit did you have in plan? These word limits in my class aren't too strict anyway. I just want to see your thoughts on a course topic. Just please keep in mind that I read all of your essays carefully and with thought so just don't give me too much workload.

G-Dragon: If you know the limit, why do you even ask? If I wanted to be lenient, the assignment would say "around 3000 words" but it says "3000 words max". I don't want to be mean or anything. Just don't bother me with questions you already know the answer to. 🌸🫰

T.O.P: The limit is exactly 3000 words and you can always write even less.

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Whis is basically Professor Kwon and Professor Choi. GD shares everything with his students. What kind of morning latte he had, his latest shopping haul, where he had his first kiss etc. On the opposite side of the spectrum the students know TOP's first name only because it's written in course registration.

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this page heals me whenever I crash out :))) <33

Thank you so much for your kind words 🥹🫰🏻💜 Let's hug 🫂

I also mostly post here to distract myself from crash outs 😂 so win-win boom shakalaka 🦠