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god would not approve of this
i love you goncharov mythos, i love you innate human urge to make things up, i love you tumblr blorbos created By tumblr, i love you meta insight into current internet attitudes toward character archetypes that's inherent to this process of creation, i love you opportunity of witnessing yet another major event for very online people, and most of all i love you katya
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you guys heard about songs???? Those things are fucking crazy haha
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Losing your fallout companion every five minutes only to turn around have them standing there like

“Insert overused companion statement here”
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Just got back from feeding white babies cigarettes at the park
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having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though
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i wish i was the woman in the bluetooth earbuds whosays Connected and you were the other woman with identical voice and you would say Pairing and we would take turns saying Low battery
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yes
professor: this isthe 8th time you skipped class
me: 😔 its just so hard for me.. i have no motivation to go..
professor: is it my pussy stink or...?
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