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can't blame Lando 🚣

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Carlos being a sweetheart next to his angry boyfriends

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HOW DARE YOU WAX YOUR SEXY✨ ARM✨ HAIR✨😩?

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How to become a motorcycle?

How to become Charles Leclerc?

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It's my Charlos delulu again 🤷‍♂️❤️

Saw this on X.

I mean it is the fact that Carlos is shorter than Charles and every single time they have a photo shoot, they let him stand on something or make him stand closer to the camera so he can look taller than Charles is funny to me 😩

My headcanons here are:

- Every time they look again the photographs, Carlos always jokes about him actually being taller than Charles, and Charles (who is always competitive) finds it cute and lets it go without arguing with Carlos.

- Charles somehow learns that he enjoys watching Carlos from a lower point of view (yes, this includes when Carlos riding him)

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Damn it how can they be so cute!?

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Im seriously, is there any chance that mr.horny will leave so newey can stay? RBR owners need to open their eyes and do the right thing right now, or this will be the biggest downfall of a dominant team 🤷‍♂️

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for narrative purposes i think the funniest possible thing that could happen is adrian newey going to ferrari and the car just absolutely flopping. you get a ferrari-newey-hamilton lineup and they are just. so slow. snail pace car. fighting for their lives in the middle of the grid. i actually think italy would explode

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Aren't you tired, tired of just watching and never Biting.

You have been too tame. bit them.

Based on that interview where Carlos said he bit when he had to bit and those other interviews when they said he wasn't agressive enough.

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Damn it, i hate the fact that Carlos is forced to leave when Ferrari is reaching their prime 😩

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listen i'm a carlando shipper first...but this particular versainz hug drives me insane...so here's the hug from every angle i could find on pinterest.

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He can't be serious for a fucking minute and that's why no one can make me hate him 🤷‍♂️❤️💙

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OMG THE SEX FLUSHHHHHHHH!!!!! 😩

Do it Charles, punish this naughty boy by pushing ur thing inside him, not push him off the track in turn 1 ❤️🔥

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Omfg whats going on with AO3!? I cant access it 😭😭😭

Does everyone have the same problem? I'm stress out rn 🙏🙏🙏

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Carlos smiling through his interview and Lewis giggling in his.

Both of them are in their idgaf era and IM HERE FOR IT!

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All I want to say to whoever is out there writing a Charles x Carlos fiction: pls let Charles punish Carlos as hard as he can after what he did in the sprint! Thank you!

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while he gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening…

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Summarize things that could happen after the Chinese GP sprint…