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Cass: You can track Hiro? Tadashi: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Richardson: What brought you to my store, Fred? Fred: I threw a dart at a map and it landed in a trash can.

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Cass: Hiro, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? Hiro: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. Cass: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Tadashi Hiro: Wait- Aunt Cass, no-

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Hiro: I can't find my phone. Krei: I’ll call you. Hiro’s phone: You are my dad (you're my dad!) BoOgiE WoOgiE WoOgiE Krei: Hiro: ... Krei: ... Hiro: I can explain.

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Fred: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Wasabi: Y-You were putting it in cold water? Go Go: Fred. Answer the question, Fredrickson. Fred: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water? Go Go: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Fred: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?! GoGo: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Fred: IT. TAKES. LESS THAN A. MINUTE Go Go: Is your stovetop powered by the sun?? Fred: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Go Go: Like seven minutes?? Fred: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that is you use a saucepan… Wasabi: [crying] You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted. Hiro: Every single person here is a lunatic. Honey Lemon: Do none of you own a kettle?

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Hiro: Self care and self defense are the same thing Honey Lemon: They’re really not Go Go: No no, he’s onto something

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Hiro: Guess who is 6’1 and making us dinner? Tadashi, not looking up from his phone: My guess would be the dude at Domino’s.

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Krei: Listen, Intern- Hiro: Please, call me Hiro. Krei: I’d rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

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Momakase: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Globby: I boiled gatorade.

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Go Go: You can’t just positive attitude your way through physics. Honey Lemon: I beg to differ

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Tadashi: Hey, Hiro! Hiro: Hey, little loser! Tadashi: Little? I tower over you. And I’m like three times as muscuar. And I'm physically older Hiro: …I like how that’s the part you defended Tadashi: Yeah, well I know im not a loser. do losers have college degrees? Hiro: … Tadashi: Don’t answer that

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Fred: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion. Honey Lemon: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

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Hiro: *Closes a cabinet* [A crash is heard behind the cabinet door] Tadashi: What was that? Hiro: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Go Go: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Fred: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Go Go: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Hiro: Actually, I did the math, Fred would have $225, not $0.15. Fred: Dude, I am right here… Go Go: If I had a dollar, I'd by a can of soda. Honey Lemon: While you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Go Go: Sorry I only have a dollar. Honey Lemon: :( Wasabi: Hold on, Hiro. Fred would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Fred: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice. Go Go: You could buy whatever you wanted with $22,500. Hiro: Yeah, and he wants a can of soda and an apply juice. Wasabi: Apply juice to what? Fred: Directly to forehead. Go Go: Great chat, everyone.

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Globby: I got this. I’ll be fine! Felony Carl: I’m sure you will. But there’s a bit of… nuance to this situation. Globby: No idea what nuance is!

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Globby: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Globby: Your best friend is a magnet for danger! Felony Carl: Already anointing yourself as the bestie? Globby: Mm-hm! Felony Carl: A little presumptuous, but…well, y'know, I like you! Of course! But we're not 'best friends'. Globby: …you tucked me in last night.