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shoves a family sized bag of Doritos in my safepouch

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Defiant ended by interspecies adoption

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Man, pregnancy hormones are wild, aren't they? Wonder what I'll dream this time. And just so you know... I'd still choose The Stormwagon.

I had a dream last night where I had to choose to take on a physical trait of one of my favorite fictional characters from a large set of options. I don't remember what all of the options were, but I do remember choosing to have "Dalinar's powerful (and shapely) ass" (direct quote from dream-me) because it would give me the strength (literally) to always keep moving forward.

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it's so funny to me that kaladin is the one darkeyes on roshar who doesn't want a shardblade and yet he CANNOT avoid them. he has acquired this legendary weapon of old not once but three fucking times. this man is LOUSY with shardblades. he stands up and shardblades fall out of his pockets. every time he feels something stuck in his boot -- surprise it's another fucking shardblade. who will he give it to now. that guy in the alleyway doesn't look busy, maybe he'll take it

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😂 I'm dying. OP is right. Spensa would never wear a hook and clasp bra.

This scene had me dead why was it so random

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Honestly, Spensa putting the pedal to the floor and only realizing afterwards that "hmmm, maybe that was a little fast" is 100% how I envisioned the first Spinface date. So, bravo, Brando! 👏👏👏

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Peter Szucsy

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Exactly how I felt too

Guess who started reading Skyward

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link

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Ok, here's the long and short of it: If you're a female over 18 in the US and you are anti-choice, then I don't view you as a fully functioning adult woman. You've clearly never thought it all the way through. And if you're offended by that statement... then maybe now you know how pregnant women feel when you tell them they deserve less bodily autonomy than a corpse.

#prochoice #roevwade #dobetteramerica #rantover

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Ok, real talk. The reason I can never get behind the Lily x Snape ship is because in highschool the only guys who were attracted to me were the Snape-ish ones (weird, awkward, angry). Granted, I was weird, awkward, and angry myself... but it never turned out well. I don't care that he thinks he's in love with her, that doesn't stop him being a narcissistic creep. Jily forever!

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Ever since you left, everything’s been a total disaster.

STRANGER THINGS 4, VOL 1 COMING MAY 27TH

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*blinks* That would be brilliant! Please give me my shardblade!Adolin.

constantly torn between adolin staying our non-radiant main character - because not everyone needs to be a radiant to be a hero in this story - and edgedancer adolin reviving maya and the deadeyes

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at least stephen king did cocaine