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What is your TYPE *WINK WINK*

* NOT SURE WHY THOUGH.

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DUE A VERY BAD INCIDENT RELATING TO ONE OF MY CAR FRESHENERS, I ALMOST LOST THIS WINDOW TO THE FUTURE.

BUT I AM BACK!

WHILE I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS TO ANSWER, I’M A VERY BUSY SALESMAN WITH A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND GOTTA DO HOT NICE PHOTOSHOOTS FOR MY ADS. SO I MAY BE SLOW WITH THIS HOBBY.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

* You felt like something off just happened.

*But it didn’t seem that important

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Spamton’s Minitons / F1 angels in his big shot era: Very helpful Customer service!

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Footage from [1997]

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Classic red!

The first suit used in Spamton’s big debut back in 1997. Fond and beloved by all fans of our favorite salesman around and a staple of BIG SHOT AUTOS Inc.

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* INSTEAD OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS, I HAVE ADDED A MINI ME IN MY WEB PAGE.

* THIS IS WHAT THE KIDS CONSIDER [[HIP]] RIGHT?

* LIGHTNERS THESE DAYS LOVE CURSORS THEY LOOK FOR FREE ONES ALL THE TIME.

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spamton... what if i told you... about the other spamtons...

* NONSENSE!

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How are things with the Addisons?

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Spamton, pal, bigshot, the man, the humblest of all, the love of my life, Please answer one thing: WHAT in the WORLD is a PIPIS????

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You got the just screen right. Comes with access to the internet as well as a decent camera. Heck, I've been seeing ads where the screen can fold for some reason.

* OH!

* THAT IS A PLEASURE TO HEAR! I WILL PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE WHEN THESE SHOW UP TO HAVE THE BEST AD CONTENT IDEAS FOR FOLDABLE SCREENS!

* PARTNERSHIP ANYONE?

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Note from BIG SHOT AUTOS PR team: We’ve gently suggested Spamton to close the asks temporarily after we found him on the floor, overjoyed by the support he’s gotten so far.  You will see announcements of openings in the future, but for now they are closed until he can get to these. 

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what do u think phones will look like 20 years from now?

* LIGHTNER TECHNOLOGY IS STILL FAR BEHIND COMPARED TO THINGS IN THE CYBER WORLD. WE CAN AT LEAST FORM HOLOGRAMS AND HAVE GIANT SCREENS WITH EASY SUMMONING TECHNOLOGY ACCESS

* SO MY BEST BETS WOULD BE THESE?

* DID I GET ANY CORRECT?

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Oh neat. A 3310. The freaking indestructible brick. Good choice.

* REALLY? IT'S THE LATEST RELEASE, ONLY OUT A FEW MONTHS AGO. I'M GLAD TO SEE THE INVESTMENT IS WORTH IT.

* LET'S HOPE IT CAN WITHSTAND THE TEST OF TIME! ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

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if you're a "big shot" then why are you so small

* Just how many times do you think I've got this question?

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*  TO PUT IT SIMPLY: STRATEGY AND HARD WORK. PUT IN YOUR HARD WORK AND THE RIGHT MINDSET INTO IT. YOU’LL EVENTUALLY REACH YOUR GOALS.

* THIS IS NOT A QUESTION THAT I CAN ELABORATE OVER TEXT SO EASILY, SO I’VE ATTACHED ONE OF MY BIG TALKS I’VE HOSTED OVER THIS EXACT TOPIC RECENTLY! 

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So, so, so, Mr. 'Big Shot'- how's it goin'? Ya doin' good?

* HEY EVERYONE! THANKS TO YOUR OVERWHELMING SUPPORT I AM DOING GREAT!

* I'VE HAD QUITE THE BUSY DAY WITH ALL THESE GLITCHES AROUND! BUT I AM HAPPILY WINDING DOWN AFTER A HARD DAY'S OF WORK!

* HOW ABOUT YOU, HOW WAS [Your] DAY?

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do you wear any kind of glasses/sunglasses? if so , can you show us your favorites? :0

* I THINK THE ROUND ONES FITS ME THE MOST BUT I'M NOT SO SURE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?