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chatlog, 9AM, fifthism, pataphysics

ok listen. it's simple. 4th dimension is "time", but "time" is entropy

when time is stopped, entropy doesn't happen, right?

when things stop moving, they get colder, so theoretically, if the entire universe froze to 0K, everything would just be still

nothing could move, it'd be an eternal freeze-frame that you could only perceive from the outside

because if you're inside, time would stand still

and you would stand still too

neurons wouldn't be firing, current wouldn't travel

and so that means

if a 4D "slice" viewed from the 5th dimension

same way as we see a 2D "slice" from our 3D perspective

that would just be a snapshot of time

and the entire 4th dimension of the universe would be the timeline as defined by entropy

BUT

as we know from quantum theory

entropy is decay and decay is random

right?

so that must be the 5th dimension

randomness

all possibilities are within the 5th dimension

which is why it's magic

a 5D "slice" would be all possible timelines as defined by entropic sequences

so if you were a 5th dimensional creature you would be omnipotent within our understanding of the world right now

because the thing we least understand is causality

why do random things happen

and the starfish knows

and we don't

and that's the scary part with gods

is that they know something we just CAN'T know

we CAN'T see beyond

does that make sense?

aha

i think about this stuff

a lot...

to cope

and honestly

when i have a psychotic break

it's like i'm trying to fight entropy right?

i don't want to die

so i try to predict

using statistical probability

if i affect entropy in this way by doing this thing

what will happen as a reaction?

and that's what i think makes fifthists scary

is that they see all possibilities through the starfish

but those are different "timelines"

again, square pegs

if the starfish wanted to show us something

it'd be like us drawing a world of flat 2D figures

and then drawing something that's a representation of a 3D figure

ygwim?

like the

fuckin

horse

this is what i mean

it's like you would see possibilities mashed together

and arranged in a weird fucking way

so like yes this entire thing is "horse" but that is not a real horse that is a child's drawing

because the starfish made it for us

but it wasn't that good at drawing

because it exists above causality

ya get?

so it's ectoentropic

i.e. it can control entropy

in a limited sense

if we're using the drawing metaphor

which is the easiest one to understand for me personally

so this is like

the same idea as swann's proposal

and pataphysics in general

the starfish is an "author-entity"

in that it has control over the "narrative" i.e. can affect entropy

8008 is i think one of the best examples of this

if you haven't read it yet i suggest you go read it posthaste

because it's what happens when an omnipotent entity is a complete fucking idiot

and i think that's the fun thing about fifthism

of course it doesn't understand us. it doesn't have to. do you understand how a pillbug feels? no you don't. do you think the sun cares about your feelings? fuck no

something powerful beyond our understanding doing shit like the starfish is, to me, the same as a child building a sandcastle or doing a crayon drawing

we are the paper, the canvas, whatever

and it just doesn't even see us as whole. we're just a constituent part of its existence

humans are like a natural law and it doesn't even notice us enough to care

which is why people get stepped on

and squished

like a snail gets stepped on

or a jellyfish gets beached

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sambo (pittie) and genie (he's long)

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When you invite someone into your home, are you scared? Of what? Not them - you love them. Is it the coldness in your father's gaze? Is it the way it's never quiet in this place? Is there a way to just find somewhere nice? Just somewhere nice, Just somewhere

Far away, I wish that every day I could grow wings and fly, see above the sky Somewhere without this light A sea full of stars, go back to somewhere pure Where I don't care where I go when I die Cause everyone I love I leave behind Keep a part of me tucked down in your mind And I don't care, I don't care that this hurts Because not knowing feels worse.

How could I let them tarnish what I had of you? Hopeless sentimentality, do you hear how stupid that sounds? What else should I say? That I don't forgive you? The warmth of your memory, Burning shell of brass, My angel crowned with fire and glinting glass I need you to give her to me Please come back Please come back Or just promise to keep her safe Wherever Wherever Wherever the flowers go when they wither away When they wither away We all wither away In the garden, We blossom and wither again, Again and again and again and again

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think about rami malek in a nightcrawler remake

it'd be awful though they'd make him like a youtuber or something and there'd be terrible hamfisted political messaging like in the joker movie. yk what fuck it cast both these guys as the joker. i think in any of these scenarios rami would be more likeable and naturalistic in his acting than the bohemian rhapsody biopic.........

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@whitebelt-witch OPPS MAD

you will never be two emo traps kissing. Die.

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you're having a dispute with your tenderqueer roommate? sounds like a them problem....

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how do i used tumblr dot com on my conputer device

suggestions welcome (i grew up on forums and fb shitposting and reddit. hjelp)

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@whitebelt-witch you've pulled me back to this place and by fuck, i'm going to Post so hard,

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