birdgirlflying

[birdgirlflying]

awww i love this picrew, thanks for the tag rose!

tags... ok lets see... idk i think everyone i follow is an officalverse i'll just summon a bunch of them i guess lol

@adhd-offical @autism-offical @artemis-offical @bisexual-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @cyan-solo-cup-offical @closet-offical @confused-offical @doctor-offical @duck-offical @existence-offical @exorcism-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @food-combinations-offical @french-peasant-offical @gaslighting-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @huntrx-offical @homosexuality-offical @iced-coffee-offical @jumpscare-offical @keyboard-offical @lemon-offical @merriam-webster-offical @microwave-offical @nervous-system-offical @opinions-offical @pinksolocup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @pinterest-offical @revenge-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @spelling-offical @spotify-offical @temu-offical @ultimate-gender-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @valid-offical @vehicular-manslaughter-offical @walter-becker-official @weatherboy-offical @zoey-offical

ok that's at least one for almost every letter of the alphabet cool cool

PICREW TAG GAME!!!

use this picrew maker, and tag your moots!

Me!! It looks quite close to me in irl :3

no pressure tags!:

@whatonearthisgoingon @mrecury42 @mochamoony @yes-ofc-i-bite @acelovesremuslupin @notthesodaa @theheightsarewuthering

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i don't even know these people but i'm fucking crying ok, this cannot be happening

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO CARES. you may not even know them yet but they're out there. so if you can't stay alive for yourself, stay alive for them, ok? and if you don't think you have someone then guess what, you have me! (and i'm annoyingly difficult to get rid of trust me.)

if anyone sees this, my asks and messages are are always open on all my blogs to anyone who needs to talk or anything. i wish there was some other way i could help but i really don't know. Just, take care of yourselves, ok?

@urcr4zy4nnoying is gone too

That's it

I'm actually gonna jump

I didn't know them nearly as well as max but wtf even is this?

People are committing so fucking easily it makes me sick

Please just realize it's not fucking worth it

Please just understand that SO many people love you

So many fucking people

How can you just leave like that?

And then the scary part, other people want to come with you

No

No no fuck no

If anyone sees this who is even THINKING about it, don't you fucking dare

You stay right here until you understand you're loved. You're needed. You're valuable. You're worthy. Leaving won't do anything but hurt those around you. Those who left you don't want you to follow. They want better for you.

So please just stay.

[birdgirlflying]

short answer is: a who bunch of gimmick blogs (it's all satan's fault)

long answer: i made a fairly long post with all the officalverse lore on this blog recently if you want to go find it lol, cause i'm to lazy to go get the link

Guys wtf is the officialverse I’m so confused😭

[birdgirlflying]

OK!

1) the four years before college/university are 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th grade, which are also known as, respectively; freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior year. and i actually have no idea where those words came from, probably greek or something lol. i'm going to google that now actually...

2) i think every country is going to have things about it that are good, and things that are bad, and some that are subjective! there are definitely things that i love about america, but especially with the way things are going right now... it's definitely not.

3) no. some schools probably do though to be honest. i attend a private christian school, so we say it before the prayer in chapel once a week. and at my public elementary school we said it once a week, during assembly on Friday mornings. and yes i know it's weird.

4) ketchup WHATS? i don't. think so? (also idek where you're from, you could mean like. three different things by "chips" lol)

5) oh crap uhhhh it starts with an 'O' and has a bunch of vowels and is pronounced weird and uhhhhhhh. i actually should have learned this, but between the covid shutdowns and when i moved/switched schools, i've managed to dodge multiple geography classes lol. i did learn it at some point though i'm just really really bad at names of places and such. (i'm sorryyyyyy)

can i interrogate you with all of my questions about america? (no worries if not lol)

i mean, sure? i guess i am one of those, so go for it! this could be entertaining

[birdgirlflying]

can i interrogate you with all of my questions about america? (no worries if not lol)

i mean, sure? i guess i am one of those, so go for it! this could be entertaining

[birdgirlflying]

S O U P

S O U P S O U P S O U P

[birdgirlflying]

hi can i. can i have all the officalverse lore u can give me pls

i'm honestly probably not the best person to ask, i'm actually pretty new (my first offical blog, mayhem-offical, is less than a month old lol, and my main just passed 1 month a few days ago?) but i'll try to help. (i did send a really long explanation to a friend once but it's on a different device and i don't feel like typing it all again so i'll just do bullet points.)

sometime in December? of this year i believe, satan-offical started her account. i'm not sure if 'offical' was a typo or if satan-official was already taken, but the misspelling becomes important because-

satan-offical becomes pretty popular, other people start making blogs ending in -offical, with the misspelling, and thus a new kind of gimmick is born. together we are the 'officalverse' (satan might have coined the term i'm not sure)

it started with mostly Christianity related ones (god-offical, lots of stuff with adam and eve (more on that in a second) holy-spirit was one of the ogs i believe, ect), then it gets into greek mythology, and also the grim reaper and their many accessories, homosexuality, im forgetting lots of the ogs sorry but anyways. soon it snowballs into a multitude of offical accounts for any subject

back to the eve thing; one of the first officalverse blogs was officalverse-offical. (i think that was it? maybe the words were switched i do that sometimes but uhhh imma go with that). anyways they declared themself the embodiment of the officalverse, which is fine except then they proceeded to be kinda a jerk about it

they declared that official--eve wasn't a member of the officalverse over the spelling of her url? and idk if she was here before satan/the entire officalverse but she was at least there before officalverse-offical so like. do u even have the power to do that? she was here first lol. and a lot of officals defend her because she's cool, and made lots of friends in the officalverse who wanted her to be here! because the officalverse is for fun and should be for everyone :)

annnnnnd then (idk if this was before or after actually) but officalverse-offical said only a few offical blogs were valid (satan and like 1 other i forgot)

idk if they were just doing it for clout or genuinely enjoy gatekeeping or what, but the officalverse had grow into a substantial community, and all the people who had made offical accounts for fun/to be part of an inclusive, silly community, were understandably not super chill with that

things calm down a bit, right around here is when i actually joined the officalverse with my sideblog mayhem-offical

then officalverse offical says some really messed up stuff, specifics are irrelevant but pretty much all the officals blocked them and they kinda vanished so that's the end of that

the officalverse continues to grow; we now have a tumblr community, multiple discord servers, a wiki page, a family tree(read: spaghetti. lol), an election?? and some tournaments idk what's up with that, uhh something else i'm forgetting but yeah it's fun :D

the most recent bit of drama: @knights-templar-offical was banned by the tumblr staff for being a trans girl?! So yeah fuck them (the staff. not my peep knights-templar, she's iconic. staff if u see this unban her...)

in conclusion, while there is lots of drama, there's also a lot of fun. primarily it's about the sillies, the characters, having fun and being an inclusive community for everyone!

[birdgirlflying]

reblogging so i can find it again

Enemies to Lovers Masterpost

How to write Enemies to Lovers + Dialogue Prompts

How to write Lovers to Enemies to Lovers

Oblivious Enemies to Lovers Prompts

Enemies to Lovers: Falling for the flirt

Enemies to Lovers: Co-worker Edition Part I

Enemies to Lovers: Co-worker Edition Part II

Enemies to Lovers: Meet Ugly College Edition

Enemies to Lovers: Drama Club Edition

Enemies to Lovers: Apocalypse AU

Enemies to Lovers: Band Edition

Enemies to Lovers: Assassins Edition

Enemies to Lovers: Martial Arts Edition

Enemies to Lovers: Given up on life

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[birdgirlflying]

me core

Character who says "I must consult the ancient texts" and starts scrolling really far through a group chat

[birdgirlflying]

YES exactly! also on here you can be completely anonymous if you want (and most people choose to be) which is pretty much the opposite of the goal of most social media. which is why i love it here lol

tumblr is kinda like anti-social media when you think about it

everyone is always like “social media is so toxic because you only see the good parts of people’s lives so it sets unrealistic standards” but on here it’s like lol no all of our lives suck and everybody knows that and also there’s elvis and the devil

[birdgirlflying]

hi chaos friend/cult leader! i'm always happy for the tag, but i beat you to it this time; i voted for you like half and hour ago! hehe i win (it literally was not a race. wait was that a pun. oh no.) anyways.

GO EVILDUCKS WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Final Ballot

Round 2 was close, but these were our victors. Whoever wins this one is the president. Good luck. (And yes, I am aware I misspelled Satan in the Round 3, Pt. 3 poll. I apologize.)

[birdgirlflying]

i'm literally reading the geneva convention (for fun. don't ask.) and i saw op's post and i was like omg wait i could actually do this... no. u got there first. damn it.

So is there a gimmick blog called is-it-a-warcrime that cross-references actions described in posts with the Geneva Convention and similar documents or is such a thing yet to materialize

[birdgirlflying]

no. no no no no no. i hate this i hateeee itttt nooooo

[birdgirlflying]

same! hey op did you know this one found it's way to pintrest? it's been haunting me every time i wash dishes for months

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[birdgirlflying]

egg

egg

[birdgirlflying]

yes and when you start crying, you can forget you have a crap ton of glitter eyeshadow on and rub your eyes, smearing it all over your face. and you can stare in the mirror, knowing that stuff is impossible to get off your face and whisper through tears "this is the skin of a killer bella"

reasons to wear glittery eyeshadow/eyeliner

its hot

makes eyes captivating

glitter tears

[birdgirlflying]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling