Ashley | 32 | bi/ace | nb (she/her usually) Tumblr deleted my theme, so uh, bear with me. A general dnd, one piece, pokemon, mdzs, whatever blog Occasional artist. My art | My cats | My face My partner in crime. The platonic love of my life.
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I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth
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well that can't be good
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sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say
#i have a way bigger issue with this when it happens in canon than in fanfic#in fanfic im just like yeah man you play with your dolls and make up shit#im going to go somewhere else you have fun :)#in canon im filled with rage#although if a piece of media has earned my trust#it's more ''oh he would not say that. what is happening that im currently unaware of that's making him say that''#and often it leads to a great plot/character moment#sometimes you have to let the writer cook#and sometimes it's a remake that COMPLETELY MISSES THE POINT#q
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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something
#i've spent the night in a cave without any time tracking devices#can confirm that time perception in those things is wild#q
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They call it friendly fire but i do it and all of sudden we’re not friends?
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this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined
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my eye is twitching
#this pissed me off more than anything else#like it feels like trying to cater to the audience (oh they want more native rep!)#without actually understanding WHY people want something and what the story is saying#fuck that fuck them#i saw people complaining about it being changed from ice cream#and that pissed me off too#that's not the problem!!!!#q
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tag of the week:
#xue yang saw them across the bar and he really digs their vibe ✳ @hanguan-achoo #(the man's gaydar works better than nasa spacecraft radars) ✳ @rosesapphire2323 #world's worst marriage guidance counselling ✳ @fishwink #xy is me watching this show for the 100th time because wangxian have me tied up to it ✳ @xiaojaan
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My new coworker and I were just talking about our most dreaded Bad Texture Experiences and I mentioned that touching microfiber fabric makes me want to take off my hands and put them in the dishwasher, but that the next best thing is touching something else with a radically different texture, and that sometimes this makes me Weird in stores.
"Do you have a rock?" they asked, and then looked sort of embarrassed. "Or--not necessarily a rock, just, like--"
"Yeah, of course I have a rock," I said, and took my rock out of my pocket.
With relief, they said, "Oh, good. Me, too," and presented their own rock.
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Drunkji my beloved
#i think if you showed this to the average person who has not watched/read mdzs#and asked them which one was drunk in this art#most would get it wrong#mdzs#q
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god i've just been thinking about this one guy I was sitting near in a coffee shop and he spent 5-10 minutes (maybe more) talking nonstop to this woman about what body types fit what sports and what different exercise routines helped in those sports and what sports he specifically has done in his life
and this woman is saying nothing during the entire time. from the outside it looked like the most boring date ever just from the fact that she didn't seem to be involved in the conversation at all
and then the dude concludes with "and that's why I only play spellcasters that have a martial component like paladins and warlocks" which bro????
and then he and the woman had an animated conversation about the campaign that they both were in and another woman showed up and joined in also clearly part of that campaign
#the whiplash#i cannot express how much i don't understand the transition between purely sports talk to dnd classes#love that this dude is such a jock that he CANNOT play any character that is not at least a little bit of a jock#dnd
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yknow what drives me completely insane. there is One mod ever for silent hill 3 where someone managed to change a 3d model and they never did it again or elaborated on how it was done.
like. no one else has ever done this afaik. and no one knows how they did it
girl come back here and explain yourself. how did jill get into the game
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polyamory was invented in 1969 by kirk, spock, and mccoy, and their only true successors are the leverage ot3 and whatever the fuck psych had going on
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parallel playing
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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)
#g'elddra opal and myth 😔#i miss others too but those three are like the core#rai is so loved but tbh i played her enough that i feel satisfied although I'd always love to play her again#mira and uisce have a lot of potential but they aren't as real to me#si my beloved you live in my heart
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