birdsofash

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I have no grander ambitions in life I simply want to live with people I love, play videod Game, and sink my teeth into all the kinds of eatery on this earth

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well that can't be good

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sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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They call it friendly fire but i do it and all of sudden we’re not friends?

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this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

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my eye is twitching

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tag of the week:

#xue yang saw them across the bar and he really digs their vibe ✳ @hanguan-achoo #(the man's gaydar works better than nasa spacecraft radars) ✳ @rosesapphire2323  #world's worst marriage guidance counselling ✳ @fishwink #xy is me watching this show for the 100th time because wangxian have me tied up to it ✳ @xiaojaan

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My new coworker and I were just talking about our most dreaded Bad Texture Experiences and I mentioned that touching microfiber fabric makes me want to take off my hands and put them in the dishwasher, but that the next best thing is touching something else with a radically different texture, and that sometimes this makes me Weird in stores.

"Do you have a rock?" they asked, and then looked sort of embarrassed. "Or--not necessarily a rock, just, like--"

"Yeah, of course I have a rock," I said, and took my rock out of my pocket.

With relief, they said, "Oh, good. Me, too," and presented their own rock.

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Drunkji my beloved

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god i've just been thinking about this one guy I was sitting near in a coffee shop and he spent 5-10 minutes (maybe more) talking nonstop to this woman about what body types fit what sports and what different exercise routines helped in those sports and what sports he specifically has done in his life

and this woman is saying nothing during the entire time. from the outside it looked like the most boring date ever just from the fact that she didn't seem to be involved in the conversation at all

and then the dude concludes with "and that's why I only play spellcasters that have a martial component like paladins and warlocks" which bro????

and then he and the woman had an animated conversation about the campaign that they both were in and another woman showed up and joined in also clearly part of that campaign

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yknow what drives me completely insane. there is One mod ever for silent hill 3 where someone managed to change a 3d model and they never did it again or elaborated on how it was done.

like. no one else has ever done this afaik. and no one knows how they did it

girl come back here and explain yourself. how did jill get into the game

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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

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polyamory was invented in 1969 by kirk, spock, and mccoy, and their only true successors are the leverage ot3 and whatever the fuck psych had going on

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parallel playing

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i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)