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drink it with juice mixed in it then, problem solved

I’m late to this bc sleeping but you give off teal, red, pink and blue with a dash of light blue bc you ain’t drinking water sir 😤😤😤

GUH cut me some slack ma’am,,,, coffee has water in it right ??

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Ur bio says short fics if requested.

Muriel/Vulgora short fic

U pick the genre

i'll try my best but please don't yell at me if it isn't good rEE- this is probably gonna be set in the past where the poor mountain man is still a gladiator.

It seemed to be another day of fights and bloodshed for Muriel, and he had learned to push his emotions and broken heart to the side within his profession. After another brutal fight that ended the life of yet another one of his opponents, he went underneath the Coliseum to fix himself up and wash the blood off of himself and his weapons. This place was like a broken home to him in a way.

Yet, as he started to take his armour off, a gauntleted hand gripped his arm and turned him around. "Aw, don't tell me you're washing off ALREADY," The demon of war whined, looking at Muriel's bloodied body and face, "you look so handsome covered in blood." Vulgora grinned, stepping closer. This caused Muriel to cringe slightly, as Vulgora was always more forward with their desire for his body.

"Vulgora, why are you here? You never go under unless you want something from me." Muriel choked out, feeling a bit mortified but flustered all the same from how Vulgora eyed his muscles.

The question caused Vulgora to grin even further, their sharper teeth glinting in the low light as they backed him against the wall. "How about we make a bet, hm?" They almost purred, wiping some blood off his face and licking it off their gauntleted finger.

Muriel shuddered at the gentle touch, already feeling slightly violated even though it wasn't even sexual. "What...what kind of a bet?"

The demon chuckled softly as they continued to eye him. "We'll have a friendly little FIGHT, my gladiator. If you win, I'll leave you alone. But if you LOSE...well, let's just say I'll be having a LOT of fun with you." Vulgora grinned even further, backing off and going to head back up to the surface. "It'll begin soon. Good luck, you'll NEED it."

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this made me tear up so here

For everyone who is currently hitting rock bottom again; for everyone who feels the sadness slowly coming back; for everyone who feels broken inside but there is no one who really cares; for everyone who simply feels unbelievably down, no matter why; this one is for you: You will get through this, darling. You have been there a thousand times and you always made it through. You can do it again. I know, it seems so unfair and I know, it hurts. But you are strong enough to make it through. You didn’t fight this battle over and over again just to stop now. So many good things are on their way to you, please make sure to be here to experience them. This too shall pass, my love. Take care of yourself and hold on just a little longer. You are capable and I am rooting for you.

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IT'S ALWAYS ME. THE FUNNY THING IS, I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HORNY LIKE EVER

I’ve decided there’s not enough spicy Volta content and this is also Corlie’s fault like most of my bad ideas

Keep reading

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please consider:

valdemar x volta.

eldritch terror x tiny baby.

valdemar attempts to bake for volta and pats her on the head.

volta teaches valdemar how to feel emotions properly again and they cry and love for the first time in millenia (they think emotions are gross at first until volta teaches them further).

valdemar consumes anyone that hurts volta.

please consider.

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it's all mY FAULT TOO

I’m gonna write a Vulgora/Muriel fic. It is coming. And so are they. 

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man i feel awful bc i said i would clear out his ask box but like...i HAVEN'T and i FEEL BAD

I am very slowly creeping my way back onto this blog, thanks to @biromanticbastard for watching it while I was gone… 

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vulgora: perhaps it is the context which words are spoken that give them the power or meaning. I LOVE YOU DOG-

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SOBBING NOISES

Yall wanna talk about rarepairs?  I ship Vulgora and Muriel. 

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STABBED SOMEONE

have you or rhea ever been so disgusted at something you/she threw your/her phone?

(sorry it took so long to answer these)

I think I only threw my phone like twice in my life? I don't have the habit of smashing things when I'm angry or so, I just casually let it slip out of my hand while I stare into the void and scream internally.

As for Rhea, if phones were a thing in that universe, she certainly would be guilty of destroying a few. But to keep this canon-compliant she has: burned/shredded letters, threw packages out the window, stepped outside to scream, randomly picked up a pillow and screamed into it, stabbed someone.

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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❤💛💚💙💜

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

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red, yellow, and grey :)

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it's completely my fault i have unintentionally created this monster

I am balls deep in the Muriel/Vulgora ship I have drawn and named their child.

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question: who said E = mc2?

valerius: mariah carey

answer: einstein

valerius: ..who's ian steen?

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lucio: who painted the mona lisa?

vulgora: mona lisa!

lucio, vulgora: yeah-

answer: da vinci

lucio, vulgora: da vinky???

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here they are