bisexualmiles

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let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

[bisexualmiles]

Hanging out with other bi folks

Pros:

You can watch movies and discuss how attractive literally everyone is

The queer headcanons for said movie characters are A+

You can complain about bi erasure together

You can reassure each other of your validity

You can have wholesome and supportive conversations

You can learn from each other’s experiences

There will probably be cookies

Cons:

There are none

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Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

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Tag your party alignment

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‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

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anyway i love being bi

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eh, it’s not so bad. i mean i do get to spend every day with them. and they’re my best friends. and they put up with me, most of the time. could definitely be worse

@judasthe12 no offence but how edgy/emo can you be if you’re actually in a relationship with someone you’re in love with??

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i literally can’t stand violence i don’t know why i said that

i’m like, simultaneously the chillest and most dramatic motherfucker you’ll ever meet. @ me what is going on?

and mate, i’ve been going through this for nearly 3 years now, 2 years for both of them. it sucks.

@judasthe12 no offence but how edgy/emo can you be if you’re actually in a relationship with someone you’re in love with??

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i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

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i apologise deeply, king emo. i’d bow down but you’re technically my enemy. en garde, fucker :P man don’t even TALK to me about overwrought unrequited pining. like damn. it’s too much. not even sure how i’m still alive tbh. and i’m a doctor.

@judasthe12 no offence but how edgy/emo can you be if you’re actually in a relationship with someone you’re in love with??

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i hope my soulmate slept well last night

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@judasthe12 no offence but how edgy/emo can you be if you’re actually in a relationship with someone you’re in love with??

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@ siri how do i get over the most beautiful man in the world?

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if you’re high key in love with your two best friends (one male, one female), neither of whom you have a chance with because they’re dating EACH OTHER raise your hand

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the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved