Just a fully Grown GOBLIN Accepting headcannons at any time and willing to write them at any time. "Words were different when they were inside you."
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i’m still not over reino scoring a fucking DICK TRICK in the stanley cup FINALS
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painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night
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“Golden Magic No. 1” by Jason Lohmeier 8x10 Inches, Goauche on Paper
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Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!
Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude
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Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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— Boromir and Aragorn, LORD OF THE RINGS
images: kirk irwin, scott audette, vincent pugliese, icon sportswire, jamie sabau, gene puskar, jamie sabau, chris tanouye
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good things happened to me today (connor bedard caught on video saying patrick kane is a soft ass bitch)
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my boss asking me when the last time i made a windmail save not knowing that everytime i play goalie i forget im not just playing soccer and i just throw myself.
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I feel like tooting my own horn so im just going to say, I can't believe I wrote this
"Is this an obligation or is it something more? Who are they outside of the letters sewn onto their jerseys?”
while on cold medicine while there was a literal fire alarm going off at my old job.
anyways im never topping that.
#writing#jk i might#but damn girl who did that to you#who hurt you#the not having a coat and my lunch getting cold while standing outside on a snowy day while the fire alarms went off#the snowball fight was cute#i need to find a way to put a poem into a fic one of these days
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Tagged by - @lukevangelista
if you had a spotify wrapped but for which hockey players you talked about the most, who would be your top five?
1: Matthew Tkachuk 2: Sasha Barkov 3: Joel Farabee 4: Dylan Strome 5: Travis konecny
honourable mentions: Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, Rikard Rakkell, Erik Johnson, Nate Mackinnon, Jonathan Drouin, Leon Draisaital, Cody Glass
No one has to do it, but seemed fun.
@mmmitchmmmarner
#hannah you know what you did to me#anyways i love this#oh god i forgot any of the goalies#mr. boob-tit-sky i love you and you know that#anyways those who know know#love this
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2018 - Travis Konecny and Nolan Patrick
2024 - Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith
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New Stromer Zini nickname lore emerging.
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i haven’t cf for myself in months but we are in emergency mode again. the election means my partner was dropped from both of her contracts, and despite endless applications i am not being hired. our car is in bad shape so i can’t even use it for driving work. we need a BARE MINIMUM of $800 to pay for our rent next week. it’s likely i will have to ask for more in order for us to survive the winter.
i know it’s crunch time but, if you can see my posts you know i’ve been really struggling with asking for help. but i don’t want to lose my apartment or access to my wife. please consider helping us.
paypal: torkz
vnmo/cash: torkz428
$0/$800
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