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I am such a happy ending girly give me love conquering all give me struggling together and coming out victorious give me facing our demons together and making each other stronger give me beating the odds give me we are stronger together give me there is always hope.

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I write my fics out in Google Docs and then paste the text into Ao3 when I'm ready to post it. Does anyone else have the problem of pasting with italics? If there's a word in italics next to punctuation, Ao3 will add in a space for some reason and it's kind of infuriating.

One of the AO3 translation volunteers (Min) created a Google Docs script to handle issues when copying from a doc into AO3. It’s really easy to use

create a copy of this google doc. It contains the script that will do all of the HTML formatting for you.

Delete all of the text from the document.

Write or paste your fic/chapter into the document.

Go up to the top menu and click the new menu option Post to AO3, then choose Prepare for posting into the HTML editor

Note: because this is an apps script, you’ll need to give it permission to run the first time. 

The script will automatically mark up your document with the required HTML that you can then paste into the AO3 composition window. \o/

To revert your text back to normal, just go back up to that menu and choose Remove HTML. It will look like regular text again. 

Once you have the doc, you can make a new copy of it for each new fic you write and that way you’ll always have that script available when you need it :)

For other cool stuff, read this post from @ao3org - which is where I found this script in the first place ❤

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Mermay 21-30 by Christophe Young

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you're not turning your fandom hobby into a job are you? giving yourself deadlines and quotas that you have to meet? focusing on the numbers instead of your enjoyment of the act of creation?

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😇😈

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32 chapters of blasphemous priest/vampire romance

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The real tragedy isn’t when a character dies. It’s when they survive—but they’re never the same. When the people around them keep waiting for them to “get better,” not realizing that this is better. That this is all that’s left.

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The most human thing a character can do is contradict themselves.

The cynic who still carries a childhood stuffed animal.

The liar who craves honesty.

The overthinker who makes reckless decisions.

The heartbreaker who believes in soulmates.

The pacifist who holds lifelong grudges.

The tough guy who cries during old movies.

The thrill-seeker who's terrified of commitment.

The grump who’s unfailingly polite to waitstaff.

People aren’t consistent. Your characters shouldn’t be either.

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my brother, my wound

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Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

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Really think about how awful the implications of Cassandra's quest "promise of destruction" are.

First, the seekers created the rite of tranquility. They had the cure but didn't let anyone know.

Then they had been using the rite plus it's cure (like how it's supposed to be) and gain unique powers which they then use to oppress or kill or maim mages.

Then they led the Templars in war against the mages while knowing that the reason the war started was not because of Anders' actions and what happened in Kirkwall but the knowledge that a cure existed and lord seeker killed a lot of people to keep that fact hidden.

Then, the worst of them all, they use the rite on mages who can't control their magic. Or, in other words, are a threat to others around them. But they're only given the rite. Not the cure. It's like surgery was done on your organs but chose not to close you up, just because they could. When they swore up and down the only reason rite was in use was to protect mages and people around them. Which is a blatant lie because if that had been the reason, they would have given them the cure too. Because the cure makes one immune to possession, which again, is the root cause of all danger (as the chantry would have you believe) but no, they just leave you in that state. A shell of a human with nothing inside.

I can't believe Anders is a part of this world and he still only blew up (1) chantry. If I had been there, I would do far worse knowing all this was happening. Injustice does not even begin to cover it and vengeance isn't enough. I need something stronger.

This is the single worst thing I've ever had to comprehend. The lies, the deceit, the hatred, the fear, the cruelty is just unprecedented.

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I can be trusted with photo mode

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

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Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!

This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart. 

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Mahito Ko-Fi Request

Give me $10 or more and Ill sketch a character for you (no OCs)

ko-fi.com/gokiberri