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Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups! (Origin unknown)

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monday

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okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.

you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.

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I will reveal some behind the scenes stuff......so my american literary agent was initially worried about Sir Cameron being unlikeable because he sucks. and then the british publisher, when they bought it, was like hahahahaha it's so great how he sucks, can you add an extra chapter where everyone's mean to him and hates him??? and I was like YES I CAN!

maybe growing up on british shows like Blackadder and Fawlty Towers skewed my soft developing mind. those people really do love dipshits.

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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat

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in my heart alfred when he had to parent Bruce desperately wanted to dress this child in sweater vests and like struggled and fought w him to get him into them but the waynes were always like To hell with it Alfred let the boy dress how he wants and then when Thomas and martha died Alfred was like well i cant force him now hes so fragile but alfred desperately wants somebody to dress in little sweatervests who will delight in wearing little sweatervests but it looks like sadly this dream will Never Come To Pass 😔. and then bruce goes 2 the circus

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worms eating worms

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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you have more degrees of freedom than you think

you can completely reinvent yourself in well under a year with sufficient commitment

you probably make at least one decision every day which will meaningfully alter the path you’re on if you change it

this is terrifying but it’s also maybe the best thing about being alive

as long as you’re breathing, there’s a chance

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with my love as your garden, won't you fall for me?

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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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