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Friendly reminder that this blog is no longer active.

I came by to check on a couple things, as saw a lot of things had been replied to and I have quite a few new followers. If you want to follow my active blogs, you can find me at @ibelieveyoucallmebaby (Human!Impala) or my side-blog @sunshinehuntress (Charlie Bradbury).

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“Well, aren’t you the cheeky one? I’ll have to give you a reprimand for that as well. Meet me in my quarters. I believe it’s time to punish you into submission. Insubordinate little fuck.”

"Private Winchester. A little bird told me you've been behaving a little inappropriately. If you wanted my attention, there are much easier ways. Not that I'm complaining."

“Maybe—–and what the hell are you gonna do about it, Captain?” 

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Looking for RP People

Please like or reblog if you RP as a character from one of the following fandoms. I’ll check them all out, no promises I’ll follow but there’s a really good chance that I will.

Star Trek (any series including AOS)

BBC Sherlock

Teen Wolf

Supernatural

Cabin Pressure

Doctor Who

Torchwood

Marvel

True Blood

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Life is hard when your boyfriend can deduce every single naughty thought you have while you pretend to write a new blog entry ^w^

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The poll isn’t closed, but I’m thinking I’m gonna go back to my AOS Kirk blog. He was really fun, and it’s super easy to do Star Trek crossovers what with time warps and strange planets and the like.

My Kirk blog is @iowatoenterprise, come find me!!

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Please like this post if you want me to follow you when I go back to one of my old blogs

This does not only apply to current mutuals.

I’m not quite sure which one I’m going to go to, but John has almost become a chore for me and the muse never felt right. But I do want to stay in contact with people from here, so like this and I’ll follow you on whatever blog I end up on. I really hate to abandon yet another blog, but… I really don’t feel him anymore. This didn’t even last a month.

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The poll isn’t closed, but I’m thinking I’m gonna go back to my AOS Kirk blog. He was really fun, and it’s super easy to do Star Trek crossovers what with time warps and strange planets and the like.

My Kirk blog is @iowatoenterprise, come find me!!

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Please like this post if you want me to follow you when I go back to one of my old blogs

This does not only apply to current mutuals.

I’m not quite sure which one I’m going to go to, but John has almost become a chore for me and the muse never felt right. But I do want to stay in contact with people from here, so like this and I’ll follow you on whatever blog I end up on. I really hate to abandon yet another blog, but… I really don’t feel him anymore. This didn’t even last a month.

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Please go answer this poll to tell me what you think. You don’t need to register for an account, you can just go and click an answer and be done with it. It’s super easy, and it’ll help me out a lot. Thanks!!

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to be honest, i know your current predicament so hard. i'm just ( finally ) getting some muse back after pretty much losing the ability to write any of my multitude of characters for far too long. unfortunately it seems sitting it out ( as much as it truly and completely sucks ) was the only way i managed to get out of my funk. it's an awful feeling - i claim i don't even like to write, really, but when the ability to write at all is zapped from you, you really friggin miss it.

I went through that after giving up my Sherlock muse. I spent probably two months solely on my personal tumblr. And to be honest, it took a hell of a lot for me to even want to RP after that. I’m the kind of person that has to push through and do a redirect, or I just give up altogether. I know a lot of people find their writing again when they go cold turkey, but I tend to lose all will to write when I do that. So I’m very glad that worked for you, but I think I’m going to switch over to another and see how that works. Who knows, I may end up coming back to John if my redirect doesn’t work.

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Please like this post if you want me to follow you when I go back to one of my old blogs

This does not only apply to current mutuals.

I’m not quite sure which one I’m going to go to, but John has almost become a chore for me and the muse never felt right. But I do want to stay in contact with people from here, so like this and I’ll follow you on whatever blog I end up on. I really hate to abandon yet another blog, but... I really don’t feel him anymore. This didn’t even last a month.

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Which thing should I do?

I could stick with my John blog, or I could go back to one of my old blogs. The following are the blogs I have on hiatus.

Sherlock Holmes (BBC)

Lisa Braeden (Supernatural)

Evangeline Hatfield (Harry Potter OC - FC Kate Beckinsale)

Eric Northman (True Blood) - With an OC side blog

Captain Kirk (AOS)

Castiel (Supernatural)

Abby Maitland (BBC Primeval)

Kaz Winchester (Human!Impala - FC Chris Pine)

Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Jack Harkness (Doctor Who / Torchwood)

I really need people’s opinion on this. You can send me messages on anon if you don’t want me to know who you are. You can message me, inbox me, answer this, send me fan mail. Just please, give me some opinions.

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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

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Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive.

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I'm sorry you've hit a dry spell with John. I wouldn't make a new muse unless I felt drawn to making them. Forced character creation has always ended poorly for me. Maybe I'd try rewatching the show and rediscovering what drew you to play john in the first place. Otherwise if you have an old muse that you think would suit you better now, go for it! Roleplaying is supposed to be fun, a hobby. Don't let it stress you (in a bad sense).

That’s the problem, nothing is drawing me. I really really want to RP, but none of my muses feel active. Even my almost constant Sherlock muse (whom I only play on Omegle) has been quiet lately. It’s weird, and I don’t like it. I wish one of my muses would step forward. Any one. Or a new one. But it’s like a ghost town over here.

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This link leads to another post I made that has answers enabled.

There are three options (stick it out, switch to an old muse, make a new blog), and I really need people’s advice. I have no idea what to do.

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."