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If you ever need someone to sell suspiciously-overpriced tickets to your shows and avoid arrest afterwards… ✋

-🇨🇦💰

AHA!! ILL KEEP THIS IN MIND!! THANK YOU, STRANGER IN THE QUESTIONS BOX!! -🌟🎤

Bark! Bark bark bark! -🐾🦊

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Throws a piece of bread at you but politely feeds one to your assistant first

( @linixvy )

DUDE!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!! I AM BANNING YOU FROM MY BLOG!! -🌟🎤

Bark. -🦊🐾

Assistant shreds your bread into pieces. They do not appreciate the unkind gesture made to their owner. You aren't welcomed anymore.

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Why you and your assistant blind as hell 😭🙏

EXCUSE ME!! I CAN SEE VERY WELL FOR YOUR INFORMATION!! AND SO CAN ASSISTANT!! SO HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR PATHETIC DORKY ASS, OUTTA MY BLOG!!

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Bark! Bark bark!! .. -🦊🐾

Sorry, Assistant. You know I DESPISE bullies. Oh, I'LL RIP THEIR ORGANS AND CRUSH THEM INTO SMITHEREENS! -🌟🎤

BARK! -🦊🐾

SORRY! -🌟🎤

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If you don't read Yuri

DO YOU READ YAOI??

( @linixvy )

I DONT READ!! LITERALLY!!! I ONLY READ COMIC BOOKS!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! -🌟🎤

Bark! Bark bark.. -🦊🐾

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I think Finny is a great name! I feel like it'd be a nickname for finn, or the other way around. But we can be the strange name twins! Yippie! :D -🌟🎤

You remind me of someone....but why call yourself bittersweet?

Oho, you might know me from my famous gameshow!

Bittersweet was a name given to me. Like how parents name their kids! .. Although, I don't know who my parents are.. But that's okay! -🌟🎤

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You remind me of someone....but why call yourself bittersweet?

Oho, you might know me from my famous gameshow!

Bittersweet was a name given to me. Like how parents name their kids! .. Although, I don't know who my parents are.. But that's okay! -🌟🎤

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EXCUSE ME!! THEY SPOKE VERY CLEARLY!! I THOUGHT WIZARDS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE POWERFUL!!

sssiigghhh.. They were ASKING about your hat. Why is it blue, they said. So sorry about this, Assistant. -🌟🎤

bbbark.. bark, bark. -🦊🐾

Yes, yes. Truly I understand. -🌟🎤

YOU!! YES YOU. THE SILLY LOOKING WIZARD. My assistant here has a question. Go ahead, Assistant! -🌟🎤

Bark!! Bark bark? Bark bark bark!! -🦊🐾

My, what an interesting question! Truly, an answer is needed here.. -🌟🎤

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I!!! HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY JUST SAID!!

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Dp you read yuri 😦

WOAH!!! WHAT A QUESTION FROM THE AUDIENCE!! .. no, I do not read girl kissers! Next question!-🌟🎤

.. baarkk.. bark. -🦊🐾

What was that? -🌟🎤

Bark! -🦊🐾

Alrighty then! -🌟🎤

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SUMN STINKS IN HERE AND IT AINT ME!!

Hey hey heyheyheyheyhey! i got a silly weird thing to say!

So if you wanted to dance, would you do the macarena or the gangnam style!

i personally breakdance because it hurts my head and i feel funny!

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AY!!! YA CANT JUS BARGE IN ERE' AND CALL MAH PLACE STINKY!!

Anyway, I'd probably do Gangnam style . I don't know what the macarena is. Do you know what it is, Assistant? -🌟🎤

Bark! -🦊🐾

Yeah, I thought so. Also, why would'ja breakdance if it makes yer head hurt? Seems a bit stupid if ya ask me! -🌟🎤

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WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!

I am bittersweet, YOUR HOST for today's gamesho— .. What? This isn't a— oh! People ask questions? Alright! Uh,

HELLO!! I AM BITTERSWEET! THE HOST FOR BITTER, BETTER CHALLENGES!! And this is my assistant.. uh.. ASSISTANT! Say hi, Assistant!

.. Bark! -🦊🐾

Cutie! Anyway, I was told I could share my stuff on this silly place. So why not, eh? Maybe we could get more contestants!

Anyhow, feel free to ask me or Assistant questions! We will gladly answer! Toodles! -🌟🎤

REF BELOW!! -

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look guys ,,, I know assistant is basically my sona ,, BUT WHATEVER!! ITS CUTE!! SO SHUSH!! anyway, have fun w her lmfao -☄️💫