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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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some of you are very nice to me and i just want to say thank you and i love u

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thinking about this picture from 1975 taken in san fran on this day period

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[takes u all gently by the hand] conspiracy theories, misinformation, and reactionary posts are just as dangerous when they are about something you agree with. even more so, actually. be careful not to spread something just bc you think it SHOULD be correct to further your stance on something. that does not make it true.

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SEASON 2 Filmed on location in New Zealand

↳ @lgbtqcreators battleships bingo: media from oceania

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Slapped some colors on this quick Ed doodle, I've got so many feelings, he's my wife

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CUDDLE! 👏 POST! 👏 bc they deserve it. Zoom in!! ID in alt and under cut bc loooooong.

[ID: doodle dump of the OFMD couples canoodling. 1. Chest up of Ed and Stede laying in bed fast asleep, both wearing fancy nightgowns. Stede is on his back, one arm behind his head and the other resting on Ed’s waist where he is draped over Stede’s chest with his hand over his heart. Ed’s beard is just beginning to grow back in and Stede has some ginger scruff of a similar length. They look as though they are sleeping deeply for the first time in their lives. 2. Full body of Stede and Ed in bed, laying over the covers and giggling together. Stede is wearing a nightgown and has his back mostly turned toward the viewer, legs tossed over Ed’s hips and kicking happily. His arms are tucked between them and he is blushing with a grin, eyes closed, as they press their foreheads together. Ed, seemingly wearing nothing at all, has his knees tucked up under Stede’s and one hand laid over his arm. He is grinning happily, equally flushed, and staring at Stede’s face with loving eyes. His beard, though still rather short, has begun to take shape and Stede is clean shaven. 3. Chest up of Stede big-spooning a sleeping Ed in their bed, the state of their facial hair the same as #2. They are both under the covers, Ed shirtless and Stede in a nightgown, Ed’s hair and arms strewn comfortably over the right side of the bed. Stede has his face pressed closely to Ed’s neck and is smiling contentedly, squeezing a handful of Ed’s tit with his free hand. Text above him reads “titty grab” with a few hearts. 4. Full body of Lucius reclining on some supply bags with Pete laying against his side, head and right hand on Lucius’s chest. They are both dressed down, sans jacket vest and belt, but clothed. Lucius’s right arm is around Pete’s shoulder and Pete’s left arm is sneaking up to hold Lucius’s right over his stomach. Their legs are tangled together comfortably and Lucius is placing a kiss on Pete’s head. Pete, eyes closed in bliss, smiles. 5. Waist up of Ed and Stede laying facing each other in bed, both shirtless with the covers pulled up over them. Stede is asleep, eyes closed and lips slightly parted, his left arm draped over Ed’s waist and the other trapped beneath the pillow, hand laid just behind Ed’s head as if he had fallen asleep petting his hair. Ed is still awake and flushed with love, right arm laid over Stede’s to drape over his back, left arm squished in the negligible space between them as he extends his fingers slightly to nudge Stede’s chin. Ed is so close to Stede that their noses are overlapping and staring at him with heartbreaking tenderness and love, the tiniest and most content of smiles gracing his mouth. 6. Full body of Oluwande and Jim standing together fully clothed and kissing. Jim has their arms thrown around his neck, hands in fists, and is smiling into the kiss despite themselves. Olu is leaning hard into the contact, flushed and always a bit surprised, arms loosely fitted around Jim’s waist. /end ID]

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I drew this art some time ago and forgot to post it! It’s been months, I think. Can’t post the full version, cause of nsfw, but it’ll be on my X (link is in my profile).

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I (finally) got myself to scan some drawings I did in the past few months! I'm still very much into the gay pirate show 🏴‍☠️

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going through my art files and found this months old thing abandoned on a huge white canvas its breaking my heart. what the fuck why did i do tht to him

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TIME FOR MERMAY 2024!

Join a game of Bingo with OFMD inspired prompts! Hopefully the graphics above should explain, but feel free to ask any questions 🧜‍♂️

Happy creating!! 💖

text version of the prompts for easier copying

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with the way this show progressed, we'd have seen Ed's bare ass as the first scene of s3

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Mermaid Stede >>

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This is for @agaywithcoffee

AL is so funny and sweet, and always so kind when I'm feeling sad. I think its so great that they have started making gifs again!! Our chats always brighten my day ☀️ Just a lovely human being 🫶❤️

Hi @agaywithcoffee! You've received a lovely letter from @ofmd-ann! 💌