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I LOVE THEM!!!

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Sabre

Created by Dexter Soy

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Religious Beliefs

Don’t be a dick

Anything antibacterial works against vampires

Ghosts and Fairies aren’t real but you still have to be polite and respectful if you meet one

Watching videos out loud on your phone on the toilet in a public restroom sends your soul directly to applebees when you die

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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

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not all monsterfuckers are furries, and not all furries are monsterfuckers. but I sure am at the very center of that venn diagram

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as a thank you for 6k, I think it's time for some kind of celebration!

Today and tomorrow, you can get 20% off ebooks in my shop using code TUMBLR. (just load up your cart and then use the code at checkout!)

If you've been meaning to try out one of my books, now is a good time! Here are some recommendations:

Dark Romance: The Orc's Rage

Sweet and steamy: My Minotaur Husband

Nonstop werewolf sex: Seduced by the Werewolves

M/M/F: Keeping the Human's Heart

Cozy, heartfelt, slow burn: Five Gifts for the Blacksmith's Wife

All my ebooks come as .epub files that you can read on any device.

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

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sweaty

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That's right! Get a copy of So I Married an Alien early—and for free!—by applying to be an ARC reader!

What's an ARC? It's an advance copy of the book intended for review. Make sure that you have at least one active book review profile. (It's fine if it's empty! I just need to know you're real :)

Feel free to share with your friends, family, colleagues, and fellow alien perverts!

Artwork by Rowan Woodcock, cover by Theresa Chiechi

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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Happy Pride Month!

Faust is back for the 5th time! If you want to use the flag of your choice as an avatar, they're under the cut. They're free to use as long as it's for personal use only.