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Do y'all naruto people ever think about how Orochimaru killed that woman from the hidden grass then wore her clothes until he died
#this is pretty funny honestly#but am pretty sure they wore it first#like#am pretty sure kishi and his team got lazy and didn't want to design another set of clothes for them#so orochimaru literally on flashbacks BEFORE the chunin exams wearing those clothes#op post#naruto#still so funny they are so messy and evil
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Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all
#you already know it#kabuto#<- prev#YEAH#love that for him#started tweaking when the attention source got murderized by a teenager#op post#naruto
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Your orochimaru is so.... smooch. Very kissable.
Every Orochimaru is kissable..... Smooch smooch smooch....
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i gotta say i was so happy when i got back into my akatsuki hyperfixation and you were posting naruto, thank you for giving me fresh content in this archaic fandom 🫡
aaah i'm glad you like my stuff!!
also i want to say i read 'archaic' and for a moment i lived in a world where naruto wasn't published THAT long ago like 'WHAT?? ARCHAIC????'
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AN ORPHANAGE, THE ONE HE USED TO LIVE IN!
Bro just healed Sasuke after getting gaslighted gatekeeped girlbossed by Itachi and left the war just like that, they never elaborate more and later we see him taking care of the orphanage and he honestly looks happy.
Loserboy hours
#self reblog#absolutely love this shit#i totally would like to know WHY THE FUCK HE WAS ALLOWED TO DO THAT SHIT#orochimaru bc they are useful#sasuke bc well... sasuke#but kabuto?????#nobody said no#i firmly believe naruto being the motherfucker that he is took one look at this lizard n said#well he helped us at the chunnin exams why not forgive him#and totally ignored the rest of the shit he did along with orochimaru#naruto
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Loserboy hours
#sasuke uchiha#kabuto yakushi#itachi uchiha#naruto#narutito#doodles#crying#this was all to try that damn brush and it's good but also meh#will go back to my good ol' ink brush#more fun and fast that way#anyway kabuto beloved you are such a fucking boyloser#the things happening inside kabuto's head are probably so funny#itachi can't fucking stand him frfr#i really like to think he's a good care taker but also the lamest of them all to tell jokes#makes jokes that make naruto. kakashi and sasuke want to put him in a cage
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You seems fun, i want to follow you (home)
you and many others, get in the line
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What I wanna know is did Akamaru see Kakashi and ask for a play date loud enough so Kakashi could hear? Also does Kakashi radiate “bilingual in human and dog” energy to the point Akamaru could see him and know they can communicate?
considering akamaru is pretty smart, he probs does know this mentally ill man can understand when he barks and means 'don't you fucking ignore me and tell Kiba to get the good treats' but the only thing anyone else hears is 'woof woof <3'
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I love your art especially when you draw the Akatsuki members!!!!!!!
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the real challenge abt watching naruto actually are not the fillers or the sexism or the weird fascist propaganda, it is having to sit thru 5454532 flashbacks of scenes that youve already seen before u can get to even any plotpoint
#the stupid fucking flashback of obito getting hot caked by a damn rock#THEY PLAY THAT SHIT SO MANY TIMESSSSSSS#OR THE ONES WHERE NARUTO IS TINY AND ALL ALONE LIKE#BITCH WE KNOW#WE KNOW WHAT U WANNA SAY PLS STOP THIS#op post#naruto
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What. Is ur favorite shinobi clan, if u have one? Do you have any favorite facts or headcanons about them?
I don't think I have a favorite clan since we got so little of them outside of the Uchiha and Senju and they are all interesting on their own but!
Here are some of my clan hc's tho:
-The Inuzuka and Hatake used to be a single clan, probably split up because they were disagreeing on what kind of puppy was cuter (this is a joke, take it as a joke)
-Uchiha boys are just built Different™, that's why they all end up crazy as hell.
-The Yamanaka are a bunch of therapists as a side gig but they have no business on the shinobi population bc none of these stupid assholes is going to therapy.
-Hyuuga could be great healer shinobi but they only do it inside their clan because they are Like That™
-The Aburame clan could fucking end konoha if they wanted to, they don't however, because they chill af.
#ask#naruto#THIS IS ALL A JOKE#i do hc these but these are very specific things i like to think about to laugh about it#if there's more specific clan info in the novels i do not care these are mine and if u like them and want to join the knee slapping. welcom
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I really love your art. The little guys are so silly :)
Ik I've been commenting on a lot of your posts sry for the spam but I have THOUGHTS™️ and also most of my knowledge of characters comes from og Naruto and watching every single analysis video and summary video I can find about all of the characters and world that I can (mainly nchammer 😅) so if my interpretations of characters are incorrect in your eyes and I'm annoying you I'm really sorry :<
The sillies keep winning!
Don't worry about that, comment all you want as long as you have fun and remain respectful of others' opinions!!
(plus i like hearing what others think, i may not answer all the time but i promise i read you all fjbrjr).
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Thank you for sharing all your amazing thoughts and art, ill literally come back to your blog to make my autistic ass write gremlins halfway convincingly ♡ your orochimaru stuff is priceless btw, and if i can - have you ever had an idea for a comic fearuring anko? Whaddaya think of her?
Ah thank you!!! It's always very nice to know people like the way i depict characters (Mentally ill and rabid).
I DO think of Anko but I haven't had much ideas about her, but do know that if something ever comes to mind I will go ahead and draw it because I like her and her design a lot.
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*squeaky dog toy noises*
#this is what i meant when i said kakuzu was assigned a squeaky toy#every other partner died but this one???#shiny#new#stupid#off the shits#and most importantly: immortal#so keep fucking him up#he'll kick and scream and complain but he wont die unless a 16 year old with a grudge comes over#op stuff#naruto
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So, it's news to no one that the Sharingan is representative of trauma. That's a level one Naruto fact. But I think not enough fans really appreciate how that's represented through what the Sharingan actually can do. Between projecting hellish nightmares into someone's mind and perfectly recording whatever the Uchiha sees, letting them flawlessly replay it over and over again... its main abilities seem to stem from PTSD symptoms. That's the core of what the Sharingan is and why it's so tragic.
The thing that *I* think is really cool about the Sharingan is that it has two branching evolutions. The Mangekyou Sharingan and the Rinnegan. A lot of people seem to think that the Rinnegan evolves from the Mangekyou, but that isn't really true, it is connected to the basic Sharingan and that's because the Rinnegan and Mangekyou are two different methods of processing trauma. The Mangekyou Sharingan doubles down on trauma and makes it integral to one's character. The visions it can project are even worse, the user grows in power with every negative thought and the user will gain two abilities directly feeding from their own personal trauma. Obito and Sasuke have different Mangekyou Sharingan abilities because the way that their worlds were destroyed were completely different. Obito feels like a ghost floating through a fake world, while Sasuke believes that the world is very real. It just need to be burned down and reshaped from the cinders. The one ability shared between every Mangekyou Sharingan user is Susano'o. It isn't a coincidence that the Kanji for this technique breaks down into "He With The Ability to Help Through All Means". It's the Mangekyou user's best friend.
Their own chakra.
Formed from hate.
And it brings them immense pain.
It's an incredibly lonely ability, the end of wallowing in hate and being unable to heal from trauma. Pain and Blindness are the only things that awaits someone who awakens a Mangekyou Sharingan, it's one of the most bleak and cynical things in the series.
So, is the Rinnegan a better way to conquer trauma? Lol. Lmao. So, whereas the Mangekyou Sharingan seeks to exploit the user's own trauma for drive and power, the Rinnegan is the rejection of trauma and all worldly matters. The rejection of death, the rejection of humanity, the rejection of basic rules that govern our world. It is complete and utter detachment with the end goal of becoming God and just leaving it all behind. But... it's cope. Madara was the only human character to naturally possess two Rinnegan. Nagato tried to be a god, but couldn't succeed because the eyes weren't his. Obito tried to become a God, but always kept his Mangekyou Sharingan because he couldn't let go of his trauma, he didn't want to. As unhealthy as it was to cling to this, Madara's goal is even worse. Even Sasuke who gets a Rinnegan independent of Madara, notably only gets one because he doesn't want to sever his ties to the past and wants to remember his trauma, remember what he wants to preserve and why. Only Madara's insane ass is truly resolved to leave it all behind in the name of becoming a God.
#OP HOW DOES IT FEEL TO COOK THIS HARD#AWOO#great interpretation of magic eyes#hgrhghgr crying kicking screaming#it all ressumes to madara's crazy ass during the war#i love that old man#op post#absolutely off the shits good post#naruto
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