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toe beans

reblog if you agree

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Age Test

this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

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及川とちゃん岩

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Kids are still depressed when you dress them up

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my sister’s name is meme (mi-mi) and she said she wants to be a meme (u kno, like on the interwebs) so here’s my attempt at giving her glory

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Getting jealous by seeing your friends interact with their friends, but not the hate-type of jealousy, but the kind where you feel like the others are so much better being friends than you are so it seems like your friend doesn’t need or want you anymore and you slowly disappear.

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What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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PSA

So I know many people on Tumblr have financial struggles and need to pay for bills/college etc. Recently I have found a website where you take surveys and get rewards for it! You can get Paypal giftcards which is not a lot of money a week but it definitely helps! I normally do a few surveys before I go to bed or just while I am watching Netflix and it adds up. I believe you can sign up if you are from the USA or Canada! If you want to give it a try you can sign up here! You can join easily even with Facebook if you want! (It asks for your address etc, I only put my road name not number and it has worked fine if you want to feel more protected you don’t need to be truthful but it helps find relevant surveys to answer) If you have any questions about it don’t hesitate to ask me I am more than happy to help!

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THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

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♕ Oikawa + Control

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sexy things to say in bed

NICE RECEIVE

DON’T MIND DON’T MIND

YAHOO

ohoho

you should have come to shiratorizawa

CHANCE BALL

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reading yaoi mangas like

that’s rape

that’s an unhealthy relationship

yes, you’re both men, thanks for pointing that out again

no, you can’t just shove it in there without preparations

why are you getting angry at the woman, she did nothing

that’s a sexist comment

yes, you have to use lube

no, spit does not count

that’s stalking

that’s sexual harassment

the side pair is more interesting than the main pair

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Dr. Kanou: I have made Kaneki a half-ghoul!

Me: You fucked up a perfectly good human is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety.

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Kaneki: What do you wanna eat?

Tsukiyama: Your dick

Tsukiyama: *Pick, sorry, autocorrect sucks.

Kaneki: This is a verbal conversation...

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@markiplier do people invade your personal space in public often? or is it like every once and awhile?

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Fuck

Fuck

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Ah, I like thinking about Murdoc getting older...

-Murdoc finally reckons with the fact that he can’t read the newspaper unless he’s holding it two feet away from his face. So he sucks it up, goes to the eye doctor, and finally comes back home with a pair of reading glasses. When the band sees him with them on for the first time Russel says Murdoc looks just like Grandpa Hobbs, 2D can’t even look at him without laughing, and Noodle takes a picture of him and makes it her phone background. 

-Murdoc buys men’s hair dye from the pharmacy and has Noodle touch up his roots every once in a while because he’s starting to grey around his temples and there is no way in hell he’s doing band promos with grey hair. 

-Russel is a little shit and starts slipping pamphlets for retirement homes into Murdoc’s mail every morning. Murdoc flips his shit when he sees them and always rips them up and throws the pieces out the window, and Russel can’t even bother trying to keep a straight face about it. 

-Murdoc has a tiny crisis at a bar one night when he tries to flirt with a woman and gets completely written off because he’s way too old for her. Murdoc’s just standing there in shock, and 2D pats him on the shoulder and takes him out of the bar and tells him that maybe he should just consider being a sugar daddy or something. He’s old enough for it. 

-Murdoc is constantly looking up advice and gimmicks online to keep his penis in tip top shape because, no, he is not going to be one of those old farts that can’t get it up in their 60s, and he is sure as hell not going to reduce himself to Viagra. He’s a fucking sex God, dammit. He doesn’t need those pills. 

-Murdoc comes into Noodle’s room drunk one night, complaining that he’s gonna be one of those old men with beer bellies and man boobs, so the next morning Noodle tries to ease him into her healthy diet, because she’s the only one in the house that eats properly. Murdoc keeps complaining about it because he doesn’t like all the green shit she’s putting on his plate, but she posts pictures of beer guts and moobs all over the house to motivate him into staying with it.

-Russel realizes how loud Murdoc’s headphones are when he wears them in the studio, and he has the rest of the house convinced that Murdoc’s actually going deaf. 2D starts screaming everything he has to say to Murdoc so he can hear him, and Murdoc doesn’t know why the fuck he keeps doing that, I can hear you just fine you fucking idiot, stop your bleedin’ screaming!