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I got my Gordon plushie a little outfit :] he’s cozy now

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Anti-Propaganda is not allowed. Please only give reasons to vote for something and not give reasons to vote against something.
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come on man I paid for overnight delivery. Can't you get him a plane ticket or something
has anyone shipped gordon freeman with his HEV suit yet
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this moment from @snapscube's Half-Life playthrough ft. @sophiebaybey has lived in my head rent-free for weeks
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has anyone shipped gordon freeman with his HEV suit yet
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I've got myself a robot dog pet in the MMO I'm playing, so you are getting Alyx with the Dog
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created by Gbonn
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I was totally unaware of Benrey Cop Discourse back when I wrote this exchange
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is this the "benrey is a cop" thing you mentioned
Oh wow i never seen this one, thank you! I posted one before that used the same exact points but was by someone different. Interesting how all these posts about this i've seen talk about the same topics - wonder which was the first.
(also i love the SU-crit blog just casually being here. in 2020.)
why did all these kids thought benry was a cop
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What if alyx had lichtenberg/lightning scars across her arms from the green energy blast shit she did inside the vault
Like this?

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Benrey is the employee at Moe's Southwest Grill who told me "uhh by the way we uh. The chips aren't free anymore. You gotta give me five dollars." And I pointed out that there was a large sign above their head that said "our chips are always free" and they said "well yeah the COMPANY gives em away free. This is for me. I gotta get by"
If Benrey somehow became employed what job do we think he'd have? Genuine question.
#this location has since closed. im so sad.#i think this was the same guy who INSISTED i take some salsa when i didnt want any because NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS FREE#and their coworker went SHE DOESNT WANT ANY /FUCKING/ SALSA#miss that place.
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Oh my gosh?

Oh my GOSH??
Ohhhhhh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh baby
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