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the selfie grian sent to gem before hunting her down

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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they are napping on the job!!!

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HC10 Postal Pearl 🤍

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If you feel a pressure on your prostate today, that's me telepathically sending you my love and appreciation.

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Favorite colours

Had to draw this moment, quick doodle

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Ohh, I hate the regret of not taking your big camera with you! You think "nah, there won't really be any animals/sights to photograph anyways, and I'm not in a huuuge mood to carry the entire setup with me" and then BOOM every animal wants to talk to you and you see all the photo opportunities you missed!!

It's the woooorst!! I was also worried about the sea air fucking with the equipment, but it ended up being the calmest, most beautiful day ;__;

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Etho convinces Gem to have a butt plug in while she streams, She notices he lurked the entire time, never saying anything in chat. It's their little secret, and he's probably getting off to it.

I love the thought of her constantly wiggling in her chair, shifting around, and only Etho knows she's nudging that plug a little deeper each time! He would definitely be jerking it.

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etho just literally cannot help himself when it comes to gem my god. he sees her standing there doing nothing and his entire brain goes “i gotta get her attention” and the literal next thing you know he’s pulling her pigtails. she’s got that man so obsessed she’s in his brain

Literally always pulling her pigtails!!! He doesn't bother anyone the way he bothers her! It's so sweet! It feels like usually Etho wants to blend into the background of stuff, but when she's around, he just gravitates toward her! It shows how comfortable he is with her and she's living rent free in his mind ALWAYS!!!

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It's Fat Cock Friday in the Peanus Gallery btw. If you even care.

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I think it's kinda funny that it took them potentially getting pregnant for jizzie to receive some rpf content

Not complaining though, I'm eating all of it up

Ngl I've been low-key crazy about them for AGES. Especially with Jimmy in the equation!! Idk if I've posted this here before but here's a fic idea I've had in my folder for, oh, a couple of years at this point.

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Joel, Lizzie, and Jimmy go to the movies. It's late at night maybe on a weekday, so there aren't too many people there. Midway through the movie, Jimmy looks over, realizes Joel has his hand under Lizzie's skirt and she's clearly trying (and failing) to sit very still and not draw too much attention. However, when they see that Jimmy has noticed what they're up to, they're a little more conspicuous about it. Letting him watch. Almost putting on a show, until—

Joel leans over to Jimmy like "Here, switch seats with me," and Jimmy's like "Um no?? What?? What are you talking about?" but Joel just stands up, and Jimmy quickly has to hop over into his seat to avoid drawing attention (there's like maybe three other people in the theater). When he sits down he barely has a second to get his shit together before Lizzie's taking his hand and putting it between her legs. And with that kind of permission, who is Jimmy to refuse her?

And she's unbelievably wet, it's the only thing he can think about. He doesn't even know what's happening in the movie anymore he can only feel Lizzie around his fingers and Joel shifting next to him, leaning over just a bit like he wants to have a look. Wants to see Jimmy fingering his wife in public like this.

Joel asks, "Feels fucking amazing, right?" And Jimmy can't really respond with anything except a nod and a gulp, and Lizzie pushes his fingers deeper while telling him that it's Joel's come inside her, from just before they left the house. That's why she's so wet. And he sits there with his fingers inside her for the last 10 minutes of the movie just thinking about that and keeping her filled up.

When they get out into the parking lot Joel pushes Jimmy into the backseat of his car and Lizzie follows him in saying she wants him to fuck her here, in the car. And Jimmy is so overwhelmed about it but he doesn't not want it, so he helps her unzip his jeans and pull his cock out. He's pretty much been hard since the moment he realized Joel was fingering her next to him, so there's not a lot of work to be done there. Lizzie just has to pull her panties to the side and sink down onto him. (Or maybe she'd never been wearing any in the first place).

Joel stands in the open door of the car, watching them, maybe having smoke while he's at it. He's just cool as a cucumber watching his wife ride another guy in the back of his car and he has the perfect view from behind. He gets to see Jimmy's hands gripping at Lizzie's thighs and hips, helping her ride him, bouncing up and down. How Lizzie's cunt is so perfectly pink and spread around him. Jimmy's cock isn't as thick as Joel's but it feels pretty damn good. Gets nice and deep at this angle. Curves against all the right spots.

Jimmy's hanging on by a thread, he'll come if he even loses focus for a second but that's what Lizzie and Joel want from him. Maybe he panics a little at first because there's no condom and he's literally about to put a load in his friend. In his friend's wife. But she just feels too good so he just lets it happen, and let's her use him how she wants in order to get off.

Jimmy's recovering in the back seat and Joel and Lizzie just hop in the front, start the drive home because Joel wants to watch Jimmy lick all of that come out of her. He put most of it there, after all, he might as well clean it up.

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men be like im fighting demons and the demon is being attracted to your coworker

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(trying to find a new way to get mad about sabrina carpenter) that's not even how you walk a dog. you hold their leash. not a big handful of their fur

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https://www.tumblr.com/blacktofade/786807213877510144/this-is-your-sign-to-write-more-wlw-gem-content

Saw the tags. Didn’t think about it that way. My bad! Sorry!

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It's all good, lovely anon!!! 💖 I always want to make sure bisexuals feel valued no matter who they're with, mostly because I've lived the struggle of not feeling queer enough at points in my life.

But moral of the story is that Gem should eat Pearl out and blow her entire mind!!!

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if you’re going to post nsfw then you need to make your blog 18+, stop using the main tags, and properly use the nsfw tags.

first of all, I don't need to do anything, so jot that down

separately, my tumblr DOES have a cute little 18+ in the bio and a paragraph that explains that it's often nsfw so, you know...

generally though, we're BIG BIG BIG fans of curating your own experience over here and you're soooooo welcome to block me, in fact, please do

I promise I will get worse

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