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[pm] Okay, weird lore drop with too little context there, Jade. Why does she want dead birds and mice? [User doesn't get relationships but thinks even this is peculiar] That sounds good, you need all the ingredients for your campaign. Get those professional pics, get the right storage, don't mention your nudes to me again, and so on. Awww! You're the best. [...] I've warmed up to him too. Should've told you about him I guess. Just kinda unorthodox and all.

Yeah, they're fucking annoying. Mostly hole up in trees though. The bodies are taken care of, anyway. But I gotta disagree with you, hunting in the city just feels bad. Unnatural. Guess we all have our preferences, huh? You mean that? I know.

[pm] LOL! That actually would be super useful to Regan, cause now it's mostly Melody providing the dead birds and mice for her. (They have a special relationship). Think of how happy doubling the ratio would make her! [user is the only person thinking that] I'm on it, defo need to up the amount of pics I carry in my phone for this. Maybe I should also plan a photoshoot, do you know photographers? The one who snapped our nudes kinda left town, and she didn't do animal photography. I will bring a whole collection of hairties for my buddy <3 I've defo warmed up to Fries after thinking it was my fault he walked into your cabin.

HUH. That's wild. So where does the tree come Never not thrilled that mine turn to dust. Never not thrilled that most hang out in the city. You really are the best of us, you know?

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The source of your problems.

I'm around! Grabbed something to eat. Can circle back.

What was the something?

I work close to it. Are you still there or will you return?

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I'm not. People drink smoothies and juices all over the world.

As I said, kudos. I just take a daily vitamin if I have to. Are you from LA? Don't they do that there?

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Go ahead. Make sure to give her my location so we can talk it out.

If she hires me to find out who scratched her car, I'm telling her it was you.

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Well most people ain't shit. I appreciate you testing me though, I like proving people wrong. For that, I hope you find your egg.

Yes, but sometimes people say that and what they mean is they had frog legs in New Orleans once, or ate food prepared by someone who wasn't white. One can never be too sure, can they? [...] Can't argue with that. The classics are classics for a reason.

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[pm] It will be! Before long she will be hunting all the birds and we'll have to quell her hunter instincts. She's going to be great, though. I mean, if you need a purpose besides hunting then that's gotta be the one. Make it your side mission, or whatever. Just to find. He just likes to go around looking for them, and as I lose them a lot, it works out. Definitely bring some next time.

They're pastel and fuzzy, draw people in with a feromone and then slowly eat them. Objectively kinda cute as far as monsters go, but deadly and horrid like most worms.

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[pm] Awww shucks. Oh, a cat on a walk! We'll have to do some walkies with her sometimes, change it up a bit. Love all those pics. They're such babies. I will never become a cat person but I understand it more now, and that's all because of you. They're doing great! Fries is still crying, but he's become fond of hairties. Nugget is just the best boy, as per. Yep! Got some charming tree worms, got my bag, all a good day of work tbh.

​[pm] She's been an indoor girly for far too long, so it's defo a work in progress, but she's curious and so well behaved, the world will be her oyster <3 I'm defo scheduling walkies with her. Wowowow, that's a huge honor. The highest compliment, even. It should be my whole purpose to show the world cats are just victims of propaganda :/ [user feels a weird belly ache about her actual purpose] Hairties, like... to eat? or play? Cause I have a bunch I can bring over next time. Nugget is the goodest boy, that's right.

What are those charming tree worms, btw? The name fascinates me. I wonder if Regan And you know me, a forest hater. But that doesn't mean I wanna be ignorant about the dangers there, obvi.

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Because something burned.

In my hands. You live close to that bin or whatever?

[user goes outside and finds no more screaming]

Okay. Thank you. Why does it smell like something burned though?

Where do you want your cash?

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True, that's the spirit! I hope you find a totally chill, normal and non-murderous roommate.

For sure. I take my duty seriously, and this is it now.

I mean, I think if somebody really wants to murder me, they're going to do it whether or not I post an ad for a roommate. Don't stop fear from letting you live your life or whatever, right?

Okay, deal. Next time I see a kid faceplant, you're my first call. I expect the same, though.

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I told you I do. Most of it a matter of circumstance. My dad's into weird but luxurious food. He also taught us to eat every part of the animal. The balut's more a mom's side of the fam thing though I prefer burgers and nuggets these days, not gonna lie.

You've had them, then? You really have eaten a lot of strange things. Is it a passion of yours, or a matter of circumstance? I didn't get these from a listical. I like knowing about different foods. Did you like it?

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[User is idle for a while, comes online with mildly ringing ears. The peel has been burned. Because fire is fun.]

Done. If you listen carefully, you'll hear no more screaming. I prefer cash but I've got a cashapp. I take tips.

Deal. Get rid of the screaming and then I give you cash. If you do not then there is no payment.

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I haven't even scratched her car yet (allegedly), so there's no car scratching to bring me in over. There's no case. I'll slash her tires in stead

Me saying I will do something is not proof of me allegedly doing something. I've often said I'll do something and haven't done it, because I'm good at laziness and not following up on plans. And so, it will not hold in a court of law. Duh.

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TELL ME ABOUT THAT DOG

YES SIR. MY DOG IS CALLED NUGGET. HE'S A PUDELPOINTER. HE IS BIG AND STRONG AND THE SMARTEST DOG ALIVE. HIS FAVORITE BALL IS A TENNIS BALL. HE LIKES TO HOWL ALONG TO MY MUSIC. HE IS NICE TO KIDS. HE IS A TRUE GENTLEMAN.

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Favorite color?

Green. I like it best when it's spring and the forest is alive with color, you know? All the shades of green. The bright and darker and then the moss and Like the green of leaves.

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Do you believe in destiny?

Nope! Sounds like delusion to me.

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How do you feel about nudity? Nudists?

So you're telling me, right, that there are people out there that just want to walk around naked all day with other people that are naked? And they say I am weird.

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It's honestly not that bad!

Just kidding. It's horrible. But a girl needs her vitamins and shit.

Kudos to you for being able to drink a green smoothie though, seriously.