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News about moving on

News about moving on

When I personally founded Drunk Austen in 2013, I soon realized it was too big of a project to do alone. I was glad to eventually recruit Bianca’s help in turning my idea into a much bigger project. But people — and businesses — change between 23 and 30, and our working styles have not meshed for a long time at this point.

We have never had a contract, nor any other sort of formal business…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 25 - It’s Done... It’s Finally Done..

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 25 – It’s Done… It’s Finally Done..

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12/25/2019

Literally all of them, Fifth watch

Hah! Bet you thought I forgot! I didn’t, I was trying to get through a final round of watching and I ALMOST did it.

But I wanted to say thank you for following along this year, and I think it went pretty well!!

It’s time to announce our winner of the Jane’s Birthday Giveaway, and while you were all amazing and faithful in sharing every…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 24 - The Memes In Review

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 24 – The Memes In Review

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Episode 6, Fourth watch

Mrs. Bennet is delighted to have one of her daughters married at last; Elizabeth sees Wickham in his true colors when she meets him again after his elopement; excitement builds when Bingley returns to Netherfield, bringing Darcy with him.

Dear god we’re almost done. This is the fourth watch-through and tomorrow, I’m going to binge through as much as I can…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 23 - Darcy Darcy Darcy

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 23 – Darcy Darcy Darcy

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12/23/19

Episode 5, Fourth watch

Darcy introduces Elizabeth to his sister, Georgiana; in spite of Miss Bingley’s best efforts, their relationship is growing warmer, until Elizabeth receives a piece of distressing news from Longbourn.

Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy Darcy…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 22 - THE DARCY IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 22 – THE DARCY IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Previous // Next THE WHITE SHIRT IS A METAPHOR FOR JESUS.

ITS WET. WHAT ELSE IS WET? THE SEA OF GALILEE.

IT’S WHITE. WHAT DOES WHITE STAND FOR? PURITY.

JESUS PEOPLE BE ALL ABOUT PURITY.

AND WHAT MONTH IS IT RIGHT NOW?

IT’S DECEMBER.

JESUS’ BIRTHDAY.

COINCIDENCE??? I. THINK. NOT.

WHEN LIZZY SEES DARCY AGAIN, HE’S WEARING THE WET WHITE SHIRT.

IT IS HIS SHROUD.

HE IS REBORN.

HE IS MADE…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 21 - And Numbers are Numbers

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 21 – And Numbers are Numbers

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12/21/19

Episode 3, Fourth watch

Elizabeth learns that Charlotte has accepted a proposal from Mr. Collins; Jane realizes that the Bingleys are ignoring her.

21

Days straight of watching this show

4

Times Lizzy has turned down Collins

3

Times Lizzy has turned down Mr. Darcy

67

Times I wanted to vomit after watching Mr. Collins propose

3,763,983,647,292

Curtsies (the majority…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 20 - Rules Are Rules

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 20 – Rules Are Rules

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12/20/19

Episode 2, Fourth watch

Mr. Collins writes to announce his imminent visit to Longbourn; Mrs. Bennet has high hopes that Collins will propose to one of her daughters, and also expects that Jane will soon be engaged to Mr. Bingley.

Today, I want to talk about the social hierarchy of the Regency Era, in the hopes that it might shed some light on the more nuanced…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 19 - Deranged and Spiteful

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 19 – Deranged and Spiteful

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12/19/19

Episode 1, Third watch

When Mr. Bingley moves into the neighborhood, Mrs. Bennet looks to marry off one of her five daughters.

Here’s a fun little game to play while you read this — try to figure out which quotes are Trump and which are Lady Catherine… 🙃🙃🙃

Dear Miss Lizzy:

I write to express my strongest and most powerful protest against the rumors being perpetrated…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 18 - Time Flies When You’re Going Crazy

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 18 – Time Flies When You’re Going Crazy

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12/16/19

Sixth episode, Third watch

Mrs. Bennet is delighted to have one of her daughters married at last; Elizabeth sees Wickham in his true colors when she meets him again after his elopement; excitement builds when Bingley returns to Netherfield, bringing Darcy with him.

I can’t believe this is nearly over! Just a week left, and then I can go back to normal life — what will I…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 17 - And I Oop

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 17 – And I Oop

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12/17/19

Episode 5, First watch

Darcy introduces Elizabeth to his sister, Georgiana; in spite of Miss Bingley’s best efforts, their relationship is growing warmer, until Elizabeth receives a piece of distressing news from Longbourn.

Is today’s blog half-assed?

Yes it is!

Is it still freaking hilarious?

Of course!

So I’ve been obsessed with TikTok lately (please don’t judge me,…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudiced Day 16 - HIPPY BORTHDAY WASHES TU YEW 🎉🥳

25 Days of Pride & Prejudiced Day 16 – HIPPY BORTHDAY WASHES TU YEW 🎉🥳

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12/16/19

Episode 4, Third watch

Rejected by Elizabeth, Darcy returns to Rosings Park and writes to her, revealing the truth about Wickham’s character.

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS!!! I STAGED A FREAKIN PHOTO SHOOT OF OUR BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY!!

(THE TREE AND MENORAH AND MY BEDSPREAD ARE NOT INCLUDED.)

ALL THIS, YES ALL THIS, COULD BE YOURS!!!!

ITS OUR BIGGEST GIVEAWAY EVERRRRRRR!

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 15: Wicky Wicky Whaaaa

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 15: Wicky Wicky Whaaaa

12/15/19

Episode 3, Third watch

Elizabeth learns that Charlotte has accepted a proposal from Mr. Collins; Jane realizes that the Bingleys are ignoring her.

People who tried to warn Lizzy about Mr. Wickham: Mr. Bingley Her sister, Jane Her sister, Mary Mr. Bennet

Literally even Caroline Bingley, FFS Mrs. Gardiner Mr. Gardiner Mr. Collins

Denney, I think? At one point? Charlotte Lucas That one…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 14 - She’s All That

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 14 – She’s All That

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12/02/19

Episode 2, First watch

Mr. Collins writes to announce his imminent visit to Longbourn; Mrs. Bennet has high hopes that Collins will propose to one of her daughters, and also expects that Jane will soon be engaged to Mr. Bingley.

So I didn’t really promote yesterday’s blog for obvious reasons — but if you haven’t read it, I suggest you go back and do that now.

Not only…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 13 - We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Programming

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 13 – We Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Programming

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12/01/19

Episode 1, Third watch

When Mr. Bingley moves into the neighborhood, Mrs. Bennet looks to marry off one of her five daughters.

So.

I hurt my back a few weeks ago. I don’t know what’s been going on with it lately, but today it’s been truly awful.

Like, I can’t even move without it radiating down the top of my right leg or stabbing into my shoulder blade or neck. Like, I…

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25 Pride & Prejudice: Day 12 - The End Is Nigh (But Not Really)

25 Pride & Prejudice: Day 12 – The End Is Nigh (But Not Really)

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12/12/19

Sixth episode, Second watch

Mrs. Bennet is delighted to have one of her daughters married at last; Elizabeth sees Wickham in his true colors when she meets him again after his elopement; excitement builds when Bingley returns to Netherfield, bringing Darcy with him.

On one hand, it’s nice that this is the sixth and final episode … on the other, I didn’t start doing…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 11 - READ ON!

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 11 – READ ON!

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12/11/19

Episode 5, Second watch

Darcy introduces Elizabeth to his sister, Georgiana; in spite of Miss Bingley’s best efforts, their relationship is growing warmer, until Elizabeth receives a piece of distressing news from Longbourn.

I’ve had like, the most stressful day and tomorrow’s gonna be stressful too. And I always inevitably get asked by a bunch of you why I do this…

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25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 10 - Hot Goss and Cold Ponds

25 Days of Pride & Prejudice: Day 10 – Hot Goss and Cold Ponds

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12/10/19

Episode 4, Second watch

Rejected by Elizabeth, Darcy returns to Rosings Park and writes to her, revealing the truth about Wickham’s character.

Alright, it’s fine, I’ve only been working for twelve hours and literally just got home but OK brain! Let’s put on Pride & Prejudice again because why the fuck not!

Oh I know why the fuck — because you fucking agreed to this FOR…