Why hello there.~ I'm Blaine Anderson, Seventeen years young, and I like long walks on the beach. Unf. Uhm. You were supposed to read that in a seductive, deep man-voice. If you didn't that's okay, too. Just hopefully you didn't hear it in a feminine voice. Hmm. Hey. I just met you, and this is crazy, so here's my number (911) so call me, maybe? otp; I can be brave for you. You're insecure. Don't know what for. You're turnin' heads when you walk through the doo-o-oor. Don't need make up, to cover up.~ Btw. Your eyes are my favorite. [Just an RP c:]
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Wild Ones - Flo Rida ft. Sia
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How do you manage to be so crazy?

Well I’m glad that we’re agreed then. I know, right? That’s the first thing people usually say to me when they hear how wild I am.

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As long as we're on the same page! Ffft, none taken. My Dapper gay heart can handle it. Ugh, Charlie, you party animal you. Maybe you should take a breather and relax once in your life, instead of being so crazy.

YAY! And of course not, seeing as I’ll be doing the same thing. No offense. Right, because glee club and tennis every night are just so exciting. Now you know why everyone’s always so surprised to find out that Quinn has a sister.

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I would be ~honored to be your future husband, so long as you don't mind me casually going behind your back and having affairs with men. Absolutely not, you're one of the most exciting. Just look at your life! I mean, forreal, might wake up with a hangover, that's how hard you're partying.

And this is why you need to be my future husband, gay or not. Lies, you know I’m one of the most boring people you know. What can I say? Sometimes I just like to go a little crazy.

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Especially not if you have to work towards it. But yes! I will provide for youuu! c: Nah, you're definitely more exciting. A lit essay is borderline rebellious, you may want to calm down.

Mmm true, and none of that is fun. I appreciate the imaginable profit though, I would be set for life. I’m just as boring as you, unfortunately. Writing an essay for Lit on a Thursday night. I think I need to settle down.

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Oh but when you think about it, that's a lot of science and other not-fun things. Hmm.. If I did I'd definitely give you some of the cut, though, since it was kind of your inspiration that led me to being successful.~ Uhhhmmmm. Nothing! I'm kind of boring. Hmm. What about yours? c:

That would be ridiculously awesome! Maybe you can invent some technology like that and make millions. What’s new in your wonderful life, hon?

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I'm here if you change your mind.~
HOWEVER.
I suppose. Since I feel nice. I can go buy you a taco.
No it’s fine, but thanks for asking Blaine. You should totally buy me a taco now, I’ll buy you one!
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What if you had like. X-ray vision and could see us through following you. That'd be awesome. Hi, Charlie. ♥

Hmm, I guess I don’t actually see you all. That’d be kind of strange. Hey, Blaine.

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I try.
Did you wanna talk about it?
casualbowties replied to your post: My dad sucks sometimes
Did he refuse to get you a taco, too?
Oh, ha ha ha, you’re so hilarious.
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Nah.
casualbowties replied to your post: The Warblers did a performance at assembly today.
If anything, they aren’t good enough for you. I:
Ah, no. From what I saw today it is clearly the other way around.
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Such as going without so I don't have to get up! :3

I'm hungry.
But friends do things for each other

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Because that would require me actually doing something. >__>

I'm hungry.
What? Why not?

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It's one of those nights
Where you eat yogurt with a paperclip and wear your underwear on your head.

Good times.
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What're your thoughts on having kids?
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