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Depression is like reverse cancer: there’s so little you want to do but you have so much time left

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I’m all for throwing shade when it’s due and whatnot, but idk some people on this website could stand to learn that being rude isn’t a substitute for an actual personality

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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If I’m thinking about you

I’m happy

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Mine

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Please

“Can we keep talking until we fall asleep?”

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Hate it when this happens

dont shave ur leg

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Asking for a friend

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power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

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My favorite part of my morning routine is sitting in bed for 15 minutes and thinking about how tired I am.

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the lovechild of David and Goliath

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gen z culture is someone mentioning hurricane Katrina and the entire class not being able to shut up about “hurricane tortilla” for 20 minutes

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Imagine

Being the first person to see a whale

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is this thing on?

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mood

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